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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 03:43 PM
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found this maxima online...what ya think?

i was searching around online and i stumbled upon this nissan maxima. the page is not in english but i just thought the pics of the car was interesting....LOL....i just wanted to share it with you guys, if you guys haven't seen it b4......LOL

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...en-US%26sa%3DN
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 03:52 PM
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i was searching around online and i stumbled upon this nissan maxima. the page is not in english but i just thought the pics of the car was interesting....LOL....i just wanted to share it with you guys, if you guys haven't seen it b4......LOL

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...en-US%26sa%3DN

o man...

mayb its also got steel tracks like a tank instead of tires..


Thats pritty bad, u sure its not a photoshop??
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 03:56 PM
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sad...I can't see someone actually driving that..
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 04:05 PM
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From a free web translator, not the best.

Nissan Maxima was issued in Japan since 1976. Firstly to the basic tools of designers there was a ruler and настенный a calendar with photos of foreign machines. To the beginning 90 to them the protractor was added: some corners of machines have ceased to be straight lines. And in 1995 there was a break - machines now were drawn on a computer, and Maxima IV-th generations has received actual smoothed видок.
But today, 10 years later, such biodesign seem faceless. Especially, "we" Maxima has appeared in hands at youth which does not like to be lost in streams of so ordinary-looking Japanese import. To the alien machine to dress up.
First to it have bought wheels. More truly, tried to buy - the 17-inch disks ordered through the Internet went is intolerable long and have reached in quantity of three pieces then have gone back. And owner Maxima from disappointment has bought smart 18-inch moulding.
Have established. The design ridiculously looked: Maxima has risen above dear, the road gleam became as at other паркетника, and 18 wheels were all the same lost in huge arches.
Have thought about 20-inch. Certainly, the machine would become still above, but it is possible to correct for it by means of обвеса. But it would be looked убойно, as well as it is necessary to a wheelbarrow " after prorolling ".
But "двадцатчики" is dearly and it is impractical, and to the machine simply cut springs. However, and with such wheels the car has turned out jolty, especially, short springs became more rigid, and the shock-absorbers adjusted on comfort хиловаты. On asphalt cracks Maxima reminds the railway car: you-so, you-so.
Now have borrowed обвесом. Any small things, like "lip" or overlays on headlights, were not considered. Ridiculously to make tuning, and then to exasperate friends: " Клево затюнил? " And with disappointment to look, how the respondent goes around of the machine in searches of "tuning", and then облегченно sighs: " Ah, you about выштамповку on a wing! " " Yes is not present, it I about a trolley bus... I about " a lip " on a bumper! " " A lip... Well, клево... Only in orange to paint, that was more visible ".
No, Maxima should shout. The owner has gathered inspiration on the Internet and has offered a sure version. The massive forward bumper is visually facilitated зарешеченным by "pharynx" and gives to the machine an impressive kind. Together with headlights from DE-modules Hella (them have inserted even into "jacks" поворотников), the car has changed up to such degree that is identified only in a structure.
Wings and cowl with pseudo-gills - too from plastic. It is not so much for the sake of beauty, how many for simplification, in fact installation of qualitative sound system plus проклейка interior have added to the car kg 120. However, Maxima and so it is capable to drag superfluous centner: it is brought from the Emirates, and 3-liter V6 develops not 190 h.p., as in the USA or the Europe, and 225 h.p. - arabs on ecology not зациклены.

With such here important "muzzle" the machine was lit before us an one and a half more year back. But inside it reminded a racing car - the interior peeled up to metal, a rudder on thin to a shaft and the seats fastened to a floor. Up to the ending there was a year...
And here the interior is ready. At first sight, it is similar on standard, but set of details give to it the refined glamour. The central console - the polished stainless steel, instead of a typical leather - Austrian Wolfdorf and American алькантара Dynamica Star, on a floor - коврики from a wool барашка. Instead of a traditional key - three buttons: Ignition, Start, Stop, lodged an ashtray. But devices, exactly ancient barometers unless their arrows move more quickly are especially stylishly looked.
Fuss with interior there was a great lot: for example, at standard Maxima illumination of buttons and toggle-switches - dark blue, and on a background total бежа was looked it пошловато. It was necessary to pick out fine as beads, glass-reflectors and to change them on red: now in twilight the interior of the machine is filled with an atmosphere of the intense intimacy.
It has turned out unique Maxima though money in it it is enclosed much more, than the owner - 600 thousand roubles planned.
Despite of foppish видок, the car has turned out proportional and finished. There is also a practical effect - it is necessary "китовьей" to a muzzle to be put out with второстепенки, drivers if do not stop brake. Still, matrixes are destroyed (the requirement of the owner), and to the "lucky beggar" who has lined Maxima, it is necessary to spend payment on ОСАГО on выклейку new details.
And on a line passing machines willingly accept to the right, it is necessary Maxima to drive more close. Are afraid, that will swallow.
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 04:27 PM
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 05:03 PM
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interior isn't bad

Old Oct 31, 2007 | 05:10 PM
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Smile for me, let me see your grill.....
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 05:17 PM
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Maxima IV-th generations has received actual smoothed видок.
i dont see any smoothed "видок" anywhere.....


But "двадцатчики" is dearly and it is impractical
^^^very impractical indeed.
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 05:20 PM
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the front looks like one of those cow/sheep guards that would go on the front of a train
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by z00york145
sad...I can't see someone actually driving that..
lol, its sad, I can actually see someone driving that.....
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 06:58 PM
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maan i need some of that grille to put behind my factory one that max is grillin'
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 06:58 PM
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um... It looks more like a RICED out honda bumper,headlights, grill.
I am sure he could of did it better than that.
Old Oct 31, 2007 | 07:11 PM
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That is possibly the worst looking 4th gen I have ever seen..............
Old Nov 1, 2007 | 11:21 PM
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HAHA

i didnt know gary busey transformed into a car
Old Nov 2, 2007 | 07:46 AM
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judging by the second pic. it the official pace car for the chernoybl radioactive race team.
Old Nov 2, 2007 | 06:35 PM
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buwahahaha all up in ya grillz n shat yo that looks like a whale sharks mouth
Old Nov 2, 2007 | 08:14 PM
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Anyone ever see the simpsons episode where homer is/drives mr. plow?
Old Nov 2, 2007 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by seby86
i dont see any smoothed "видок" anywhere.....




^^^very impractical indeed.
hahaha..

home depot called, they want their gutter guard back.
Old Nov 2, 2007 | 09:38 PM
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IM SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT I HAVE SAID YOUR MAXIMA IS THE UGLIEST ONE IVE EVER SEEN TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old Nov 2, 2007 | 10:39 PM
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dam thats ruff. **** is gross
Old Nov 2, 2007 | 10:49 PM
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit....




Old Nov 2, 2007 | 11:11 PM
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"Smile fo' me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(Let cha see my what)
Ye, ya grill ye, ye, ya grill
(Rob da jewellery store and tell em make me a grill
she said)
Smile fo' me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I wanna see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ye, yo grill ye, ye, yo grill
(had da whole top diamond and da bottom rose gold)"

Ahahahahahahahahaha...."And im spent"
Old Nov 3, 2007 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by 96MaximuzGXE
"Smile fo' me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(Let cha see my what)
Ye, ya grill ye, ye, ya grill
(Rob da jewellery store and tell em make me a grill
she said)
Smile fo' me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I wanna see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ye, yo grill ye, ye, yo grill
(had da whole top diamond and da bottom rose gold)"

Ahahahahahahahahaha...."And im spent"
See post 7 my lyrically gifted one!
Old Nov 3, 2007 | 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 4MySwee
See post 7 my lyrically gifted one!
no dude.....you didnt copyright your post...so thats your bad.
Old Nov 3, 2007 | 03:02 PM
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Dudette for starters, (that would be your 'bad') and I said it for the sake of 'Great minds thinking alike'.....Dude!
Old Nov 3, 2007 | 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 4MySwee
Dudette for starters, (that would be your 'bad') and I said it for the sake of 'Great minds thinking alike'.....Dude!
bro chill out...I mean come on man.
Old Nov 3, 2007 | 07:49 PM
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I would smash in that Max.
Old Nov 4, 2007 | 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by chillin014
bro chill out...I mean come on man.


seriously...i'm just messin with ya
Old Nov 4, 2007 | 09:07 AM
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What a waste of 600 thousand roubles!
Old Nov 4, 2007 | 11:26 AM
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I'm not bent out of shape...... Still an ugly car though.
Old Nov 4, 2007 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 4MySwee
I'm not bent out of shape...... Still an ugly car though.
i was just joking that he called you a dude cause he didnt know.
Old Nov 4, 2007 | 01:34 PM
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Its days like this im actually sad to be russian, im gonna go drink my sorrow away for this poor maxima with a nice bottle of Stoli
Old Nov 4, 2007 | 07:32 PM
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I hear you Chillin'. No harm.

Reket, don't disown your fellow men, merely because of their taste with this one car. I'm sure Americans have done some pretty ricey things with their cars.
Old Nov 4, 2007 | 08:23 PM
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looks better than some of the 4th gens on here, that's for sure
Old Nov 4, 2007 | 09:15 PM
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Old Nov 5, 2007 | 07:22 PM
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it's too riced out, plus it's an auto...
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