This will be YJ's Classic funny story thread
This will be YJ's Classic funny story thread
Here are some things that have happened to me in the past 3 days 
Very very funny IMO.
I went to a Kappa Sigma Founder's day banquet in Downtown Dallas.
Well we went to an after party and My new g/f and I left and went to Denny's and ate. After eating we decided it was time to head back to school. Well We start cruising I635 going East in Dallas. Where I see this stock 2000+ v6 mustang slow down to race me. So being a nice kind maxima owner I pulled up looked at him. Dropped the car into 3rd and waved goodbye to him. No contest I just leave him way behind with nothing to look at buy my 2k2 tailights. Well about 4 miles up the road later and slowing down after hitting 120+ MPH in the car I had to change lanes and I didn't see one of those red Gas tanks in the left lane. Well that thing went under my car and it was stuck. I thought if it would just fly out the back but it was just stuck. So I pulled over into the emergency lane and look under the car. Its stuck right under the Y-pipe. I get my baseball bat from the trunk and start beating it out from underneath. Well the f*cker was stuck and it wouldn't budge. Finally I moved it enough to hit the handle and I finally pulled it out. Well by this time the mustang was crusing by us. Well this cop stops behind me to ask If I needed some help. I told him about the gas thing and that this Mustang was messing with me and cut me off and that's the only reason why It got stuck under my car. Well the cop radioed (sp?) ahead and after we had left we see flashing lights ahead of us and the mustang is pulled over. Kim my date said it was the funniest thing that she had ever seen.
Next story.
I had to leave school today to go pick up some stuff from another town. I was leaving school and I see this v6 2000+ mustang and a GT mustang with full body kit and awsome kick *** wing and mufflers that stuck out of the side. I decided to be an *** and cut them off. Cause they were already racing each other. The gt quickly passed the v6 stang and It was open roads for the gt and me. well to make this long story short. I think the gt owner will go out and buy a 2k2 maxima now. I not only embarassed him he kept following me and finally I slowed down and he gave me a big thumbs up and the big duece. Well I saw this dude after I got back to school. He asked me all these questions about my car. He goes "that is one quick mother f*cker" I just laughed and told him that 32+ mustang GT's are pretty quick too. We laughed and went about our way.
Hope you guys enjoyed.

Very very funny IMO.
I went to a Kappa Sigma Founder's day banquet in Downtown Dallas.
Well we went to an after party and My new g/f and I left and went to Denny's and ate. After eating we decided it was time to head back to school. Well We start cruising I635 going East in Dallas. Where I see this stock 2000+ v6 mustang slow down to race me. So being a nice kind maxima owner I pulled up looked at him. Dropped the car into 3rd and waved goodbye to him. No contest I just leave him way behind with nothing to look at buy my 2k2 tailights. Well about 4 miles up the road later and slowing down after hitting 120+ MPH in the car I had to change lanes and I didn't see one of those red Gas tanks in the left lane. Well that thing went under my car and it was stuck. I thought if it would just fly out the back but it was just stuck. So I pulled over into the emergency lane and look under the car. Its stuck right under the Y-pipe. I get my baseball bat from the trunk and start beating it out from underneath. Well the f*cker was stuck and it wouldn't budge. Finally I moved it enough to hit the handle and I finally pulled it out. Well by this time the mustang was crusing by us. Well this cop stops behind me to ask If I needed some help. I told him about the gas thing and that this Mustang was messing with me and cut me off and that's the only reason why It got stuck under my car. Well the cop radioed (sp?) ahead and after we had left we see flashing lights ahead of us and the mustang is pulled over. Kim my date said it was the funniest thing that she had ever seen.
Next story.
I had to leave school today to go pick up some stuff from another town. I was leaving school and I see this v6 2000+ mustang and a GT mustang with full body kit and awsome kick *** wing and mufflers that stuck out of the side. I decided to be an *** and cut them off. Cause they were already racing each other. The gt quickly passed the v6 stang and It was open roads for the gt and me. well to make this long story short. I think the gt owner will go out and buy a 2k2 maxima now. I not only embarassed him he kept following me and finally I slowed down and he gave me a big thumbs up and the big duece. Well I saw this dude after I got back to school. He asked me all these questions about my car. He goes "that is one quick mother f*cker" I just laughed and told him that 32+ mustang GT's are pretty quick too. We laughed and went about our way.
Hope you guys enjoyed.
Originally posted by SteVTEC

Great stories YJ!
But what the heck are those "little red gas tank thingies"

Great stories YJ!
But what the heck are those "little red gas tank thingies"
Like a reserve tank.
I dunno wtf that is called
Originally posted by yongjun
I dunno wtf that is called :-D
I dunno wtf that is called :-D
Damn, when i read that the first time I thought you hit a gas tanker truck and "went under it"

I hope there was no damage. Speaking of which, did you ever find and kill the focker that keyed your car?
Originally posted by SteVTEC
Oh, one of those little lawn mower / weedwacker gas can things? LOL
Damn, when i read that the first time I thought you hit a gas tanker truck and "went under it"
I hope there was no damage. Speaking of which, did you ever find and kill the focker that keyed your car?
Oh, one of those little lawn mower / weedwacker gas can things? LOL
Damn, when i read that the first time I thought you hit a gas tanker truck and "went under it"
I hope there was no damage. Speaking of which, did you ever find and kill the focker that keyed your car?
I will not tell yet

Originally posted by TimW
you got the Mustang busted for no reason? Funny, but you know you just lost some Karma points
you got the Mustang busted for no reason? Funny, but you know you just lost some Karma points

Originally posted by dmbmaxima88
damn YJ, that's the funniest thing i ever heard. it could have backfired though. but i'm definetly gonna have to come down and see you guys. how far away is thomas??[/B]
damn YJ, that's the funniest thing i ever heard. it could have backfired though. but i'm definetly gonna have to come down and see you guys. how far away is thomas??[/B]
From Alec house my house is about 30 minutes away.
But I haven't seen any of the Dallas guys in a long *** time.
I miss hanging out with sx7r, ALec, and Paul.
Oh wellz they always too buys anyways
Originally posted by yongjun
No I didn't find that focker. But I got some insurance money to do some stuff with... Hehe Body Kit? New paint? heheh
I will not tell yet
No I didn't find that focker. But I got some insurance money to do some stuff with... Hehe Body Kit? New paint? heheh
I will not tell yet
Karma Points...
well.. thats open to interpretation (getting them back), but all I'm saying that if that guy gets to heaven before you, he's really going to be bad mouthing you
God will be like "oh, yeah.. I saw that.. that wasn't right.. I never did find my gas can either.."
God will be like "oh, yeah.. I saw that.. that wasn't right.. I never did find my gas can either.."
Re: Karma Points...
Originally posted by TimW
well.. thats open to interpretation (getting them back), but all I'm saying that if that guy gets to heaven before you, he's really going to be bad mouthing you
God will be like "oh, yeah.. I saw that.. that wasn't right.. I never did find my gas can either.."
well.. thats open to interpretation (getting them back), but all I'm saying that if that guy gets to heaven before you, he's really going to be bad mouthing you
God will be like "oh, yeah.. I saw that.. that wasn't right.. I never did find my gas can either.."

How's everything going though?
Cool stories YJ...very funny. I love to hear about mustangstangs going down.
. That reminds me I gotta start carrying a bat in my trunk, maybe in a bag w/ a glove and a couple *****...uhh yes officer I play baseball on the weekends
..anyways good stories, nice GT kill..good thing the gas can didnt have any gas in it!!!!!
. That reminds me I gotta start carrying a bat in my trunk, maybe in a bag w/ a glove and a couple *****...uhh yes officer I play baseball on the weekends
..anyways good stories, nice GT kill..good thing the gas can didnt have any gas in it!!!!!
Originally posted by ChillWill2000
Cool stories YJ...very funny. I love to hear about mustangstangs going down.
. That reminds me I gotta start carrying a bat in my trunk, maybe in a bag w/ a glove and a couple *****...uhh yes officer I play baseball on the weekends
..anyways good stories, nice GT kill..good thing the gas can didnt have any gas in it!!!!!
Cool stories YJ...very funny. I love to hear about mustangstangs going down.
. That reminds me I gotta start carrying a bat in my trunk, maybe in a bag w/ a glove and a couple *****...uhh yes officer I play baseball on the weekends
..anyways good stories, nice GT kill..good thing the gas can didnt have any gas in it!!!!!
The gas thing had gas in it.
After I beat it up I put it in my trunk as my prize.
Well let's just sayI wasn't happy.
I had my dates clothes and my clothes back there.
Originally posted by dmbmaxima88
it sounds like me and yj would get along good. i can't wait to meet him.
it sounds like me and yj would get along good. i can't wait to meet him.
You two should race since you both got the same car basically. Let see who's the better driver.

Btw, stay away from sx7r, his car is not of this planet!
Originally posted by yongjun
actually...
The gas thing had gas in it.
After I beat it up I put it in my trunk as my prize.
Well let's just sayI wasn't happy.
I had my dates clothes and my clothes back there.
actually...
The gas thing had gas in it.
After I beat it up I put it in my trunk as my prize.
Well let's just sayI wasn't happy.
I had my dates clothes and my clothes back there.

Stereodude
Kevin no-g I have nothing on my car
its stock 
sx7r is fast. Too damn fast...
SteVtec. Rustang owners are so GAY. Too many ricer stangs in Dallas...
dmb, Bring it b!tch and get owned like a lil school girl
its stock 
sx7r is fast. Too damn fast...
SteVtec. Rustang owners are so GAY. Too many ricer stangs in Dallas...
dmb, Bring it b!tch and get owned like a lil school girl
Originally posted by yongjun
Kevin no-g I have nothing on my car
its stock 
sx7r is fast. Too damn fast...
SteVtec. Rustang owners are so GAY. Too many ricer stangs in Dallas...
dmb, Bring it b!tch and get owned like a lil school girl
Kevin no-g I have nothing on my car
its stock 
sx7r is fast. Too damn fast...
SteVtec. Rustang owners are so GAY. Too many ricer stangs in Dallas...
dmb, Bring it b!tch and get owned like a lil school girl
Originally posted by yongjun
Kevin no-g I have nothing on my car
its stock 
sx7r is fast. Too damn fast...
SteVtec. Rustang owners are so GAY. Too many ricer stangs in Dallas...
dmb, Bring it b!tch and get owned like a lil school girl
Kevin no-g I have nothing on my car
its stock 
sx7r is fast. Too damn fast...
SteVtec. Rustang owners are so GAY. Too many ricer stangs in Dallas...
dmb, Bring it b!tch and get owned like a lil school girl
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