Saw this ad when i was cruising thru craiglist... i got a good chuckle out of it, figured id share...

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/2689049874.html

 

Grossly overpriced.

 

nothing wrong with day dreaming....

 

wow

 

Lol my hometown, things a peice of ****

 

u seen it in person....lol... because it looks like a squatter in the pics

 

It looks like it's only 3/4 a body kit. No front lip ftl. Engine bay is nasty. Probably has a fart can for a muffler. Almost 200k miles. No way someone is going to pay 4000 for that.

He probably figures everyone will lowball the **** out of him no matter what price he puts it on there for. He may as well start high and get lowballed from there to make out with a decent amount. That's the only reason I can see it on there for that high.. Unless he really thinks his AWESOME bodykit and muffler is worth over $2000.

 

No dude, his pep boy wheels are at least worth 1k, and the fugly bumper is worth another 700 alone. His dent must be covered in diamonds though.

Overly priced for a salvage title

 

"this isnt your ordinary stock maxima."

You gotta be ****ing kidding me.

 

i'll take 2

 

up here in mass, i would list my max at the same price too. real talk

 

"only in one accident".....best selling point right there. LOL

 

your car doesnt look like a POS though...... big difference.

 

 

Notice the "cold air intake".. lol. I also think its special that he still has the original snorkel in there even though he has a " new cold air intake"

 

Not sure whats in the water of Hopat-nowhere, LMAO

 

I was gonna mention that i love how dirty the engine was or that it appears that the gas filler door doesn't appear to be able to close all the way.

If the guy doesn't even take the time to give the car a bit of cleaning prior to sale, it says a lot about the care he has given it during it's lifetime. Which is likely very little to none.

 

YUK!!! You couldn't pay me to drive that

 

Lmao

 

I like how his plenum is drenched in oil

 

Agreed

 

Testing the waters, nothing wrong w/that.

The bad thing is, if it doesn't sell quickly, he'll probably have to wait a while before reposting else peeps get a bad taste in their mouth.

I wish him good luck, and hope it sells. I tried to give my Maxima away and no takers.

Dr J

 

this gave me a good laugh

 

Body Kit = Fail
CAI? = Fail
Dirty Engine Bay (looks like he poured oil on the IM?) = Fail
"has only been in one car accident" = Fail
Price = Fail
Post = Uber Fail

 

I wouldnt take less than 4k for my 99 sel either...then again im farrr from stock lol

 

I sold my stock 97 Maxima for 4k....

 

don't mean to thread jack, but how about this one? lol
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/ctd/2693599844.html

 

that ones pretty overprices too but... atleast its clean.

 

5 grand for a GXE? Pass.

 

Freshly detailed. Never seen an interior so stock and clean.

What's up w/the key tag tho? Rental? Lease? Carmax?

Dr J

 

Seller dropped price to 3,000 now. lol Probably finally went on KBB

 

Minus Kenwood CD player, mine's that stock and clean. It was filthy when I got it

 

guys guys ""it has the original engine(195k miles) but but has a new cold air intake"" thats a $3000 mod right there lol

 

I used to have that body kit.... Its why my car is now flat black lol

 

ha that's the first thing I noticed! I would have at least cleaned it up a little, geeze