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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 12:39 PM
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i want my car alarm to talk sh|t

well, my after market alarm has different beeps. if i lock it, it has one, unlock it has two, mess with the car and it has 4 beeps, then there is the alarm. so i was wondering how i could rewire to go to some speaker box that says things instead of beeps. know a cheap way to do this?
Old Jun 14, 2002 | 12:51 PM
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Re: i want my car alarm to talk sh|t

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well, my after market alarm has different beeps. if i lock it, it has one, unlock it has two, mess with the car and it has 4 beeps, then there is the alarm. so i was wondering how i could rewire to go to some speaker box that says things instead of beeps. know a cheap way to do this?
i was told that to get diff chirps, you'd hafta get a diff siren cuz it's the siren that does the chirps, not the alarm brain. i never verified this.
i just installed an alarm in my 93 SE in 3hr...kinda fun actually.
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 03:46 PM
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Re: i want my car alarm to talk sh|t

Originally posted by _DRU_
well, my after market alarm has different beeps. if i lock it, it has one, unlock it has two, mess with the car and it has 4 beeps, then there is the alarm. so i was wondering how i could rewire to go to some speaker box that says things instead of beeps. know a cheap way to do this?
u knoe they do have alarms that talk rite???
Old Jun 15, 2002 | 12:40 AM
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u knoe they do have alarms that talk rite???
do you know any good brands that offer them?
Old Jun 15, 2002 | 07:07 AM
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Re: Re: Re: i want my car alarm to talk sh|t

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do you know any good brands that offer them?
I know bulldog offers a few talking ones

www.bulldogsecurity.com
Old Jun 15, 2002 | 10:38 AM
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do you know any good brands that offer them?
i don't knoe of one personally...but i have ran into some that was telling me to step away...
Old Jun 15, 2002 | 10:57 AM
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i can see it, a trash talking max. your going to walk out of the store with a bunch of civic owners wanting to know how you did it, or maybe they just want to race. maybe take a look into how they did the 007- tommarrow never dies (the one with Carver and the stealth boat. i hope i got the name right)
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Old Jun 15, 2002 | 08:07 PM
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Re: Re: i want my car alarm to talk sh|t

Originally posted by ThurzNite

i was told that to get diff chirps, you'd hafta get a diff siren cuz it's the siren that does the chirps, not the alarm brain. i never verified this.
i just installed an alarm in my 93 SE in 3hr...kinda fun actually.
Jae
jae,

which model did you install? i'm thinking of installing my own... do you have wiring diagrams or anything for the max?
Old Jun 16, 2002 | 09:15 PM
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Avital Diablo2. I have 4 diff wiring sheets if u want me to scan them.
the thing that bothers me right now is the buggy stock alarm (you know, the horn) and the stock timer for the door locks is stupid: when i un-arm the car, the door locks are supposed to unlock, but the stock timer locks them right back. It's not the alarm's fault, it's the stock security system.
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Old Jun 16, 2002 | 09:18 PM
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hey dru i found a talking alarm at sam's club...
Old Jun 16, 2002 | 09:46 PM
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Originally posted by ThurzNite
Avital Diablo2. I have 4 diff wiring sheets if u want me to scan them.
the thing that bothers me right now is the buggy stock alarm (you know, the horn) and the stock timer for the door locks is stupid: when i un-arm the car, the door locks are supposed to unlock, but the stock timer locks them right back. It's not the alarm's fault, it's the stock security system.
Jae
if you have a second and can scan the wiring sheets for a 4th gen that would be excellent.

thanks.

chris
Old Jun 16, 2002 | 09:53 PM
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sorry, i got a 93. Maximadave can get you the 4th gens.
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Old Jun 17, 2002 | 06:04 AM
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i will go check it out, thanks

Originally posted by Yellowbrother
hey dru i found a talking alarm at sam's club...
Old Jun 17, 2002 | 06:53 PM
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I know the viper talks. if you find out how to program it to talk **** let me know. i'd love to have a max that talks mad **** to people.
Old Jun 19, 2002 | 05:27 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: i want my car alarm to talk sh|t

Originally posted by Yellowbrother


i don't knoe of one personally...but i have ran into some that was telling me to step away...
The Viper brand (not car model) alarm does that (tells you your too close, to step away from the vehicle etc.)
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