I cleaned,waxed & went over the car like ten times yesterday. Did the rims,tires & some cleaning in the engine bay. Then out of the blue she says"Can I take your car to work tomorrow".What could I say? No....You know what that would have meant.....
So I had to drive her '96 Saturn SC1. What a pig of a car.
It is soooooooooooooosmall....yuk.....

 

oh yes, that's fair... the best things in life, cars, women, music, sports, just don't put them in any order, and if a woman asks they always come first. So you played it safe, no harm there.

 

it's maxima appreciation day...u get saturn..tomorrow you'll appreciate the max more.

 

Yea Yea If she gives it back. She is prolly gonna be like"I should have the Max b/c I drive further" Ima have a fight on my hands for the Max,I see it coming.

 

put the club on it...then tell her...how are u going to drive w/ that stick on it?

 

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell anybody...I don't have a club.
I work in a building with a patrolled parking lot and my driveway is right outside my bedroom window...
WHO SHOT YA???

 

doesn't the saturn get better gas mileage?
well theres teo remedies that i use.....
1. park in front of her that way she'll have to move her car to get to yours...does she have keys to the car? if not hide yours so that when she asks you were they are, act as if you can't find em until she absolutely has to take her car....

2. leave before she even gets up

oh heres one more...
run your gas down to near botton and say "hey when you take the car fill it up too" she'll say never mind i'll take mine..

mwahahahahaha
the things i do to my G/f

 

I washed both our cars yesterday so my wife wouldn't pull that.

 

My wife used to ask me all the time. I guess she got tired of hearing, "HELL NO!" We just got married last year but she used to ask well before we got married. Of course, after I "hooked it up" or "riced it out" that is when she started asking. Funny thing is, when I spent all the money on the Max, she complained and whined about money. But after about a week of riding shotgun and seeing all of the heads turn, then she started asking to drive it. In the last 5 years, she may have driven it maybe 10 times so far. She knows not even to ask anymore.

Grab your *****, if you have any, and tell her, "Sidney said, HELL NO, you can't drive it, drive your POS to work today and everyday!"

Wifey comes first, yeah right, hahahahahaha.



sxwk12

 

I will tell her what Sidney said....
I made your pic my wallpaper,btw...
one guy here at work asked me "Your not gonna make your car look like that are you?"
I tol him " I might, I might,that car is hella nice"

 

tell her no way. it sucks to be married. hopefully in the future in my marriage the one thing i won't share is my vehicle.

 

See, I got that problem licked. My GF can't drive a stick shift so she never asks to drive my car.

 

did she make it home ok? did you check everything I mean with her sitting all day outside at the gf's work It could of goten breathed on or something ,mabe you should go do a quick mist and dry at the car wash just to be safe .well go dont just sit here reading go show her some love good god man hurry.

 

I had to clean the windshield and do a little cleaning.My wife love to use the windshield wipers w/ fluid...
She is like an f'n retard when it comes to that.
She put gas in it though.

 

UH-OH. If she put gas in it, she's moving onto hallowed ground. I actually had the oppostie problem with my Scirocco. My wife refused to drive it! Said the ride was too stiff, and the 6 speed too hard to shift. Never even drove it once to find this out, just relied on my family telling her. So when we got the Passat, she only drove it less then a handful of times. Told her if she refused to drive the Scirocco (when I needed to use the truck to haul topsoil, wood etc) and made me go out of my way to her work just to switch cars, she wouldn't be driving the new car either.

Then again we are now divorced.



I LOVE MY CARS.

 

f'n retard? Nice talk dude.

 

Hey parliment,

Thanks for the compliment (wallpaper) on the car. About other people and there opinion on my Max, that's fine. Everyone has different tastes. I have found out not too many people on this forum like a ricey Max. And that's fine, because there are things that I don't like either. Like black tint on a white car, carbon fiber hood on any color car except black, black rims on any car, etc. So see, if one person doesn't like it, it's all good, cause there are 5 other people who do like it.

Really though, everyone has an opinion and I don't knock anyone's opinion.

oh in my last post, I forgot to post my disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any husband or boyfriend getting his @$$ kicked because of what I told you to say. Nor am I responsible for any divorces. Hmmmmm, maybe that is one reason why I am about to go through a divorce. Oh well, too bad for her.

sxwk12

 

Sidney, That just means more drive time for you, huh?? And no hassle with the "Where the flock are my keys?" stuff. But you're definitely right in what you say. Opinions are like *-holes... Everyone's got 'em, and some STINK!!