inspiration taken from jeff foxworthy

if youve ever had to put a lift on your car to fit a ground effects kit... you might be a ricer.

if youve ever bought a muffler at the same time as your groceries, you might be a ricer.

if youve ever found a domesticated animal sleeping in your hood scoop, you might be a ricer.

if youve ever flown on a plane with smaller wings than the one on your trunk, you might be a ricer.

if you drive by a house at christmas with lights and you put it to shame, you might be a ricer.

if your car has more stripes than the road your driving on, you might be a ricer.

if you drive someithng ending in "da" you might be a ricer.

if yove lost a race to anything ending in "an" your definetly a ricer.

if you cant hear your $10000 system over your muffler, you might be a ricer.

if you have a car that cost you less than the wheels you have on it, you might be a ricer.

if your body looks like a rocket, you might be a ricer



feel free to add some more, i couldnt come up with anyhting useful for it, coz its late and i wanna go to bed.

 

If your name is MrGone, you might be a ricer?