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Old 04-18-2008, 10:46 AM
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Last summer the top speed suddenly dropped to 85mph, blk smoke... No way to escape the bumper sticking bmw. Whata shame... well, car was full of ppl & junk. And on top of that, there was a self torture gymnastics assembly extending all the way to back bumper. MAN, that really killed the horses, wrecked aerodynamics. (I thought that attaching it as rear as possible would be best. But maybe not?)

Luckily after unload, watering all horses, theyre all alive again ...

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Maybe its just story time..
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Aside from the black smoke no horses were killed, they just had to move more mass against higher drag.

edit: Hows about salvaging some headlight wipers and exporting to the US?
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I think it would be better as poetry:

Last summer the top speed
suddenly dropped to 85mph,
blk smoke...
No way to escape
the bumper sticking bmw.

Whata shame...
well, car was full of ppl & junk.
And on top of that, there was
a self torture gymnastics assembly
extending all the way to back bumper.

MAN, that really killed the horses,
wrecked aerodynamics.
I thought that attaching it as rear as possible
would be best.
But maybe not?

Luckily after unload,
watering all horses,
theyre all alive again ...
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Old 04-18-2008, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by mikekantor
Aside from the black smoke no horses were killed, they just had to move more mass against higher drag.

edit: Hows about salvaging some headlight wipers and exporting to the US?
no horses were actually injured in the production of this Wiking tale.
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Old 04-18-2008, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by crabapple
I think it would be better as poetry:

Last summer the top speed
suddenly dropped to 85mph,
blk smoke...
No way to escape
the bumper sticking bmw.

Whata shame...
well, car was full of ppl & junk.
And on top of that, there was
a self torture gymnastics assembly
extending all the way to back bumper.

MAN, that really killed the horses,
wrecked aerodynamics.
I thought that attaching it as rear as possible
would be best.
But maybe not?

Luckily after unload,
watering all horses,
theyre all alive again ...

Lol. He should be a poet.
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Old 04-18-2008, 03:37 PM
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I want them little headlight wipers..
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Old 04-18-2008, 10:14 PM
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i want that grille.
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Old 04-19-2008, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by crabapple
I think it would be better as poetry:

Last summer the top speed
suddenly dropped to 85mph,
blk smoke...
No way to escape
the bumper sticking bmw.

Whata shame...
well, car was full of ppl & junk.
And on top of that, there was
a self torture gymnastics assembly
extending all the way to back bumper.

MAN, that really killed the horses,
wrecked aerodynamics.
I thought that attaching it as rear as possible
would be best.
But maybe not?

Luckily after unload,
watering all horses,
theyre all alive again ...
This saved my day. If I ever reach the administrator power in my boat, I'll name you my chief sailing translator. And I'll keep the mates from pulling u around our keel...

InternetA: Yes, my maxima was full packed, not that sticky evil bmw... (if that explains anything)

The issue here is the roof load which I installed as rear as possible. Wont do loading again like that (four hours listening of abysmal gym screams).
I dont know if it helps anything to install it mid or front? But next time I'll take my trailer, even though tickecting will be heavier (jail+license lost) at that speed where those bmw's are lost to the horizon.

Funny but with my 1.6 diesel vwanagon there is no urge to drop these bmw's out...

Actually I've now four vipers I hate. I guess the spare car is headed to sit in the woods (?), so one day the bumper will be out and (de där små wipers) 4sale.

Why is it så that I want yours - You want mine?

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nah, wiking, we just want some of the edm stuff from your (europe's) cars.
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Originally Posted by 1992maximase30
i want that grille.
Seconded.
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Old 04-19-2008, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Wiking
This saved my day. If I ever reach the administrator power in my boat, I'll name you my chief sailing translator. And I'll keep the mates from pulling u around our keel...

InternetA: Yes, my maxima was full packed, not that sticky evil bmw... (if that explains anything)

The issue here is the roof load which I installed as rear as possible. Wont do loading again like that (four hours listening of abysmal gym screams).
I dont know if it helps anything to install it mid or front? But next time I'll take my trailer, even though tickecting will be heavier (jail+license lost) at that speed where those bmw's are lost to the horizon.

Funny but with my 1.6 diesel vwanagon there is no urge to drop these bmw's out...

Actually I've now four vipers I hate. I guess the spare car is headed to sit in the woods (?), so one day the bumper will be out and (de där små wipers) 4sale.

Why is it så that I want yours - You want mine?
de där små wipers
what's the "de dar sma" part?
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Old 04-19-2008, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by capedcadaver
de där små wipers
what's the "de dar sma" part?
de där små =those litl ... they have no zero pos -feature. When used, water **** and wiping cleans lenses somewhat. When turned off, both are left AS IS ... Neither is in zero' position, one points here, the other somewhere

Lens washers used to be mandatory (reason to hate), and this isnt a factory feature. The EU coup/treason killed/overruled lots of these kind local regulations with 1000x more. I've disconnected the other (at least stays in manual zero pos), the other is being run/parked into whatever by unawares switch manipulators...
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Originally Posted by Wiking
de där små =those litl ... they have no zero pos -feature. When used, water **** and wiping cleans lenses somewhat. When turned off, both are left AS IS ... Neither is in zero' position, one points here, the other somewhere

Lens washers used to be mandatory (reason to hate), and this isnt a factory feature. The EU coup/treason killed/overruled lots of these kind local regulations with 1000x more. I've disconnected the other (at least stays in manual zero pos), the other is being run/parked into whatever by unawares switch manipulators...
so do you use a translator for your stuff then? I thought you read/typed in english? I'm confuzean now. haha.

you have 'winking wiking wipers'. say that 3 times fast.
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