ever had a snake in your car?
08-12-2002, 07:11 PM
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ever had a snake in your car?
Well it starts off that there was a snake crossing the road. Me and a friend decided to catch it. Well I grabbed it by the back of the head and put it in a shoe box. It was just a black snake so I wasn't skerred. Anyways we brought it to town and was gonna put it in someone's car while it was in the shoe box. But instead I figured I would get a friend back from recent stuff he had done to me. SO I turned the shoe box upside down in his truck seat, and well he realized what it was and through it in my car. The snake tried to go under the seat and I grabbed it's tail and TRIED to jerk it out but... it got back in the car. So since saturday I have had a snake in my car, no clue where it was at cuz I stripped the carpet and no sign of it. Well today me and two other friends were riding on a backroad and the one in the back started screaming so I pulled over really fast and the damn snake was in the floor half way under my seat. We stopped in someone's yard and the dude came out there with a rake and we was going to try and get it out. Well to make a long story short the snake got away once again but this time it went under the dash. I tore the dash apart and didn't find nothing and the only place I can think is it is in the firewall. So if it ever dies. I'm gonna have some issues.
08-12-2002, 07:23 PM
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Re: ever had a snake in your car?
Originally posted by Kyle7475
Well it starts off that there was a snake crossing the road. Me and a friend decided to catch it. Well I grabbed it by the back of the head and put it in a shoe box. It was just a black snake so I wasn't skerred. Anyways we brought it to town and was gonna put it in someone's car while it was in the shoe box. But instead I figured I would get a friend back from recent stuff he had done to me. SO I turned the shoe box upside down in his truck seat, and well he realized what it was and through it in my car. The snake tried to go under the seat and I grabbed it's tail and TRIED to jerk it out but... it got back in the car. So since saturday I have had a snake in my car, no clue where it was at cuz I stripped the carpet and no sign of it. Well today me and two other friends were riding on a backroad and the one in the back started screaming so I pulled over really fast and the damn snake was in the floor half way under my seat. We stopped in someone's yard and the dude came out there with a rake and we was going to try and get it out. Well to make a long story short the snake got away once again but this time it went under the dash. I tore the dash apart and didn't find nothing and the only place I can think is it is in the firewall. So if it ever dies. I'm gonna have some issues.
Well it starts off that there was a snake crossing the road. Me and a friend decided to catch it. Well I grabbed it by the back of the head and put it in a shoe box. It was just a black snake so I wasn't skerred. Anyways we brought it to town and was gonna put it in someone's car while it was in the shoe box. But instead I figured I would get a friend back from recent stuff he had done to me. SO I turned the shoe box upside down in his truck seat, and well he realized what it was and through it in my car. The snake tried to go under the seat and I grabbed it's tail and TRIED to jerk it out but... it got back in the car. So since saturday I have had a snake in my car, no clue where it was at cuz I stripped the carpet and no sign of it. Well today me and two other friends were riding on a backroad and the one in the back started screaming so I pulled over really fast and the damn snake was in the floor half way under my seat. We stopped in someone's yard and the dude came out there with a rake and we was going to try and get it out. Well to make a long story short the snake got away once again but this time it went under the dash. I tore the dash apart and didn't find nothing and the only place I can think is it is in the firewall. So if it ever dies. I'm gonna have some issues.
or not. In any case I hope you can remove the crawler soon. I'd be paranoid to drive knowing it is in my car. 
08-12-2002, 07:25 PM
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I'd keep it. Feed it mice and keep the windows cracked open. That way when some a-hole is breaking into your car and has his head underneath your dash bypassing the alarm, he'll get a terror induced stroke....
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08-12-2002, 07:29 PM
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Re: ever had a snake in your car?
Originally posted by Kyle7475
ever had a snake in your car?
ever had a snake in your car?
08-12-2002, 07:41 PM
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I had a boa in my car, but back then my car was an altima. I think it liked the ride. Me and some of my girfriends took the snake to a party and got it high.
08-12-2002, 07:59 PM
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This has got to be one of the weirdest posts I've read.
08-12-2002, 08:07 PM
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ROTFL, this is hilarous, sorry about the trouble tho
08-12-2002, 08:22 PM
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Now I've heard it all...LOL...quite a predicament you've got yourself in. I'd hate to be in your shoes with a snake crawling around in my car, but good luck with everything.
08-12-2002, 11:00 PM
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Originally posted by RAZER
I had a boa in my car, but back then my car was an altima. I think it liked the ride. Me and some of my girfriends took the snake to a party and got it high.
I had a boa in my car, but back then my car was an altima. I think it liked the ride. Me and some of my girfriends took the snake to a party and got it high.
08-12-2002, 11:07 PM
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No, but a kitten got stuck in between the intake housing and the throttle body in my truck one time.
08-12-2002, 11:11 PM
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damn! if its not in the dash... it's under ure seat somewhere... i mean where the freak can it go??
08-12-2002, 11:30 PM
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try one of those altra sonic things i heard snakes hear low frequencies from the simpsons episode
08-13-2002, 07:05 AM
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maybe you should smoke bomb him out, cause in todays world, if someone tries to break in and steal your car. and the snake bites him, your gonna have a lawyer after you. and the theif will probably win!!
08-13-2002, 07:45 AM
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Set trap?
How about setting a trap (maybe using a large glass jar with a small neck) & putting a mouse in it as bait. Maybe oil the inside of the jar by swirling some veggie oil around the side wall so that the snake can't slither out once it's in??
Good luck!!
Good luck!!
08-13-2002, 08:51 AM
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This is funny as hell. Anyway, I see that the moderators close a White maxima club thread but not one that talks about snakes and has less to do with maximas than a car color. good job. ibtl.
08-13-2002, 08:54 AM
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Re: ever had a snake in your car?
Originally posted by Kyle7475
[B]Well it starts off that there was a snake crossing the road. Me and a friend decided to catch it. Well I grabbed it by the back of the head and put it in a shoe box. It was just a black snake so I wasn't skerred. Anyways we brought it to town and was gonna put it in someone's car while it was in the shoe box. But instead I figured I would get a friend back from recent stuff he had done to me. SO I turned the shoe box upside down in his truck seat, and well he realized what it was and through it in my car. The snake tried to go under the seat and I grabbed it's tail and TRIED to jerk it out but... it got back in the car. So since saturday I have had a snake in my car, no clue where it was at cuz I stripped the carpet and no sign of it. Well today me and two other friends were riding on a backroad and the one in the back started screaming so I pulled over really fast and the damn snake was in the floor half way under my seat. We stopped in someone's yard and the dude came out there with a rake and we was going to try and get it out. Well to make a long story short the snake got away once again but this time it went under the dash. I tore the dash apart and didn't find nothing and the only place I can think is it is in the firewall. So if it ever dies. I'm gonna have some issues.
[B]Well it starts off that there was a snake crossing the road. Me and a friend decided to catch it. Well I grabbed it by the back of the head and put it in a shoe box. It was just a black snake so I wasn't skerred. Anyways we brought it to town and was gonna put it in someone's car while it was in the shoe box. But instead I figured I would get a friend back from recent stuff he had done to me. SO I turned the shoe box upside down in his truck seat, and well he realized what it was and through it in my car. The snake tried to go under the seat and I grabbed it's tail and TRIED to jerk it out but... it got back in the car. So since saturday I have had a snake in my car, no clue where it was at cuz I stripped the carpet and no sign of it. Well today me and two other friends were riding on a backroad and the one in the back started screaming so I pulled over really fast and the damn snake was in the floor half way under my seat. We stopped in someone's yard and the dude came out there with a rake and we was going to try and get it out. Well to make a long story short the snake got away once again but this time it went under the dash. I tore the dash apart and didn't find nothing and the only place I can think is it is in the firewall. So if it ever dies. I'm gonna have some issues.
08-13-2002, 09:19 AM
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Can you say DUMBA$$.... this is the funniest thing i've read all day, thanks for making me laugh.
08-13-2002, 09:21 AM
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08-13-2002, 10:04 AM
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Funniest thread yet! (but only cause it's not my car - I'd be freakin out if there was a snake somewhere in it...)
Good luck getting it out, and try and take some pics.
Eric
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Good luck getting it out, and try and take some pics.
Eric
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08-13-2002, 10:30 AM
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i guess you guys have nothing better to do than to play with wild snakes
this post is too funny!
Ant
this post is too funny!
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08-13-2002, 10:54 AM
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Originally posted by purmax
maybe you should smoke bomb him out, cause in todays world, if someone tries to break in and steal your car. and the snake bites him, your gonna have a lawyer after you. and the theif will probably win!!
maybe you should smoke bomb him out, cause in todays world, if someone tries to break in and steal your car. and the snake bites him, your gonna have a lawyer after you. and the theif will probably win!!
the sad part is that it is posiable! good luck w/the snake.
08-13-2002, 10:59 AM
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Originally posted by meccanoble
dam white people and their experiments...lol...i would be scared to look at it...i hate snakes
dam white people and their experiments...lol...i would be scared to look at it...i hate snakes
the theme song from jacka$s is running through my head!!!
only a man......
08-13-2002, 11:04 AM
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No Snake but a Cat
I haven't had a snake in my car, but one day I left my windows down and I had gotten into it that night and when driving. 10 Minutes later a cat jumped from the back seat into the passenger's seat and scared to ish outta me. Luck for me he didn't take a crap or wiss in my car. When I got back to the parking lot he didn't want to get out.
He must have been cold.
Weird huh?
He must have been cold.
Weird huh?
08-13-2002, 11:16 AM
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Once I had a goldfinch stuck in my front grill.
08-13-2002, 11:17 AM
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My car would be for sale!! D@mn, now I'm gonna dream about snakes tonite...I wish I hadn't read this!!
08-13-2002, 12:25 PM
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thats just hilarious...i can just imagine a snake like burrowing out one of your seats and it has a little nest in there...i know a car is complicated, but how many places can a snake hide?
08-13-2002, 12:34 PM
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Re: No Snake but a Cat
Originally posted by MaxJag
Luck for me he did take a crap or wiss in my car.
Luck for me he did take a crap or wiss in my car.
So he did whiz and crap in your car? And you're lucky? Is that some sort of fetish? I'm just playin'.