Dude - I wonder if the snake was pregnant. Then you'd have a whole bunch of snakes in your car!

I hope you find it in time.

 

Kyle you have the solution to your problem right here! Just loan your car to MaxJag and tell him to drive trough the same place, get the cat in your car, close the windows and park it for a week. With luck, the cat will get the snake when it comes out, and heat exhaustion and dehydration will kill the cat. Just make sure to save some money for the interior reconstruction. Good Luck!

 

if it gets into his engine bay hellhave created the newest Serpentine belt for the max!

 

I am reporting ALL of ya'll to the animal channel

 

A snake must add at least 12-14 horsepower. Can you mod mine out with a snake?? Or Honda stickers?? Either will do

 

"POWERED BY SNAKE"

 

Thats one mod I think Ill do with out, but seriously, strip the car completly, It might be mid-sized, but its not that big

 

OK I have tried everything. He wasn't coming out at all. I shut the windows turned the heat up full blast and turned up my system (hits 152db) and you even thought that brought him out? Nope. But... today after school I checked my car real good before I left (looking stupid as hell by pulling floor mats out and everything else) and he wasn't there. I pulled up at my house 10 minutes later went inside and came back out and he was coiled up in the floor again. Well I sit there and thought how am I gonna get him out. Well there was a crowbar sitting on the carport so I grabbed it. I tried to ease it down to him to hold him down I could grab him. Access denied. He just got ****ed. So I was like ok forget the idea of getting back my friend by putting this snake in his car I am just gonna kill it. So I hit it in the head a couple times with the crowbar. That just ****ed him off even worse. And he went up in my dash again. So I had to be somewhere in like 5 min. and my parents had the other vehicles so what I am gonna do, this snake is ****ed and gonna bite me as soon as I touch the gas/brake. Well I chanced it and put it in drive, scooted my seat all the way back and used cruise control to drive and the e-brake to stop. I pulled up at the country club and was getting my golf bag out and the snake was coiled up under my bag. So I was like last chance think fast. I grabbed a golf club and started beating it. For some reason this snake was invincible, it just got really ****ed and started striking everything. Well I grabbed it with a trusty pitching wedge and chunked it out of my car. As I was rejoicing the snake started chasing me and everyone else around. It was crazy. Anyways I hope no one has to go through what I have went through. As for the babies it had in my car, that's another story. just kidding. Anyways just hope no one ever puts a snake in your car.

 

All I can say is

 

my brother let his snake loos on his g/f in my car. he denied it until i showed him the fingerprints on the back window. he had sex in my car i haven't had sex in my car with my g/f yet. needless to say, i put leather cleaner and conditioner all over my seats

 

And the award for craziest post on maxima.org goes to ...

 

"Dam white people and their experiments" ... on an already funny thread, that comment is by far the funniest!!!! hahahahahahaha

Sorry to pull the Fuzzy Zoeller header.. lol.

White guy trapped in a Black Car...

Mike

 

I have tears rolling down my face that is so ******* funny!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in weeks of reading this forum.. THank you very much!!!!



Mike

p.s. still laughing...

 

The best part is when you said you flung him out, and the ordeal was over and done with, and he started chasing you and everyone else.

 

then u'll have a snake AND a mouse in the car

 

Damn, I'd clean the interior more than once.

BTW really funny A$$ post Kyle. At least you got the snake out. It'd be funny if it went into another Max, and that same person posted on Maxima.org.

 

hhmmmm...........
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
damn man! what a friggin hillarious story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good job !!!!!
haha how many times in all did u the thing??

 

snakes like it
1
mice like it
0

 

Bwhahahahahahhahahahhahahaha

 

Dude, you already have issues

 

"As I was rejoicing the snake started chasing me and everyone else around"

Dude - you tell a good story!

 

after I look back it all seems funny. But it was frustrating at times.

 

I hope we all learned that snakes belong outside and not it your car. This reminds me of Gone in 60 seconds. Remember the big snake in the hummer? What a bummer. Next time try a rubber snake.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kyle7475
after I look back it all seems funny. But it was frustrating at times[/QUOTE

 

is that the poor snake got whacked in the head multiple times for just being an innocent little snake. I'm sure it didn't want to be in that car any more than you wanted it in there...

And when you took it, you probably left some wife-snake and 63 kids alone in a burrow somewhere...

bast@rd...

Mike

 

So how big, exactly, was this snake?

 

protected by viper, stand back!

 

est. 3 1/2 feet, it was pretty big

 

so you didn't kill the snake?? DUDE!! it's gonna find its way back to you! and when you're sleeping...

 

Snakes have a phenomenal sense of "smell", so he'll be able to slither his way to your house, and strike when you least expect it...
or he might just crawl into your golf bag, waiting... always patient..

knowing his revenge will come one day...

 

Damn! I thought it was like a harmless garden snake, 12 inches or smaller. Props to you for ****in' with a 3 foot snake!

 

Yup, that's the end of probably one of the best anti-theft devices...i think i'll harness a snake to my interior now that i just put in my new stereo...

 

Kyle GO FIND IT & KILL IT TO END THE NIGHTMARE

 

good luck for him even though he is not even a mile from my house cuz I have 5 viscous dogs that would love for him to come near

 

Bumped to allow all the newbs to read the funniest thread ever on Maxima.org.

 

i remember readin this last summer... was laughing sooooo hard! thanks again for a good laugh

 

ahh yes i re-read it
to funny

 

I think there's a lesson to be learned here...

When I had my 95 200SX I had a rat make a home in my engine bay! The little bugger ate some wires and I had a $250 re-wire bill...

I hate winters and rats in Illinois.

Rusty.

 

best thread ever. sticky it maybe....

 

haha ya sticky would work for me. i could read this everyday and still laugh

 

very funny, once again this can only be found at maxima.org.

Is Kyle still around on the board?