Last night my dad was driving my max to go buy some cigs or something at the gas station. Well he always has a spare set of keys for his truck in my car and a spare set for my car in his truck..well when he walked into texaco or whatever he left it unlocked and some 14 year old skater walked by and saw keys in the pass side seat jumped in and was attempting to start my car with the key that had the bid @$$ mitsubishi symbol on it the lady inside goes SIR! theres a young boy outside and i think hes trying to steal your car. So my dad walks out and goes Hey dumba$$ wrong keys and so he grabbed the kid and made the laydie in texaco call his mommy instead of calling da cops..i was like okay whatever..your to nice..not that interesting but i thought it was funny

 

i had this mental image of a kid WITH skates on trying to drive a car.
good story i woulda pounded the kids face in

 

just last night my little brother got a cd out of my maxima and he said he saw somebody trying to open the garage gate im sure he was trying to steal my max. crazy dude wanted my max instead of my neighbors 300 zx parked right outside. stupid thief

 

Seriously, I would done something similar. I probably woulda pinned him to the ground with my knee in his back, restraining him to the point where shoulder dislocation/forearm breakage is almost iminent. And have someone else call the cops. Have his *** arrested, and press charges.

 

thats too voilent for me, i woulda slammed his face on the ground over and over, til i felt better.

 

Make that kid eat a curb. I have no tolerance for that kinda crap. Buy your own sit! Glad to hear all is fine. Your father should have run over his skateboard or rollerblades (foot still inside)

 

 

OT, but have you seen, "American History X"? There's a scene in
there where Edward Norton does make a guy eat curb. I nearly lost
my dinner at that point. If you can watch that and then still think
you can do it, more power to you I guess but I also think you should
check yourself into the local mental health hospital.

Hopefully the mother took appropriate action. My dad would have
picked me up, beat the crap out of me and then called the police on
me anyway.

 

Is that it? I would probably take the route of the kidnaping. Of course I would have to hurry because of the Amber alters. Then I would torture this kid several times a day, until he finally dies of hunger. Then set his head on a pike and make a sign saying "I tried to steal a Maxima, look at me now".

 

that's something i coudlnt do no matter how bad something was

 

Yeah man that scene is pretty stomach churning.

 

WTF? I can't believe a stupid sh*t would try to do that around here. And he was only 14 he probably would have totalled it in 5 minutes. Good thing I have a pager on my Max, if anybody tries to screw with it I know first. The kid didn't break anything on the car did he?
-Cyrus

 

lol. I would have got in the car and locked it and drive him far up to the boonies and make him walk....or skate home

 

yeh man! he deserves to get his dog's back stomped till it looks like an alligator's!! wtf, sorry if no one has ever been a stupid *** kid before.

 

That kid was pretty stupid... I would take him into a room and tell the lady to call the police and his mom(but not really the police, just his mom)... Make him cry like the baby he is and wait till his mom comes.

 

i would have stuck the gas nozzle in his nose and pump it. Or that curb thing from American History X would have been good. Well, anything to get what he deserved for even touching the car... even making him drink the squegee liquid would have been suffice.
Eh, slam the door on his neck

 

jeez man you guys are violent. why don't you guys just grab some rope and tie him to the back of the car and drag him home or something

anyways good to hear everything worked out fine.

and don't let parents drive you car. cause when your dad comes back with a big smile on his face and says what did you do to your car. you gotta wonder.