Hating valet parkers BLEW MY SHINE!
#1
Hating valet parkers BLEW MY SHINE!
ahh, god had the perfect setup for me today and some dumba$$ valet parkers messed up my dam scheduling.
Here's what happened.
I went to pick up my car from valet parkers. Car was clean as hell, system was working great, it was a good day. There were like 5 people in front of me waiting for their cars to be pulled up. I arrive and i'm waiting and i see two nice puerto rican chicks walking to hand in their tickets. I kind of acted like a homo and didn't approach them but i had a second plan. Atleast leave in style and leave them with regrets....
so i'm waiting and i see some people that came AFTER me walking to their cars. And i'm like WTF. Where my car at, these chicks better not leave before me. Finally i see a late 4th gen 97+ rosewood maxima with spoiler pull up and i'm like, finally. Then i see orange bumper lights and a dam beige interior and i'm like this not my sh*t. Then i see the puerto rican chicks walk up to the car and i'm like
AHHH, they got their car first and worst thing is they wont get to see mine! We have same color and everything! i would have shown them how a rosewood maxima was supposed to look. Their paint was a little nasty, they had cloth doors and interior, dam....hating valet parkers messed things up for me! this was my opportunity to gain self esteem, have those beautiful eyes grab on to me and fight to let go! AHHH, silly story but ****ess me off how well the plot was and was damaged by some idiot fools that forgot about me. I had to go to them and ask them if they forgot about me just to get the answer i expected...NO TIP FROM ME!
Here's what happened.
I went to pick up my car from valet parkers. Car was clean as hell, system was working great, it was a good day. There were like 5 people in front of me waiting for their cars to be pulled up. I arrive and i'm waiting and i see two nice puerto rican chicks walking to hand in their tickets. I kind of acted like a homo and didn't approach them but i had a second plan. Atleast leave in style and leave them with regrets....
so i'm waiting and i see some people that came AFTER me walking to their cars. And i'm like WTF. Where my car at, these chicks better not leave before me. Finally i see a late 4th gen 97+ rosewood maxima with spoiler pull up and i'm like, finally. Then i see orange bumper lights and a dam beige interior and i'm like this not my sh*t. Then i see the puerto rican chicks walk up to the car and i'm like
AHHH, they got their car first and worst thing is they wont get to see mine! We have same color and everything! i would have shown them how a rosewood maxima was supposed to look. Their paint was a little nasty, they had cloth doors and interior, dam....hating valet parkers messed things up for me! this was my opportunity to gain self esteem, have those beautiful eyes grab on to me and fight to let go! AHHH, silly story but ****ess me off how well the plot was and was damaged by some idiot fools that forgot about me. I had to go to them and ask them if they forgot about me just to get the answer i expected...NO TIP FROM ME!
#5
Originally posted by CKNY
where do you live that maxima's impress chicks?
must be jersey
where do you live that maxima's impress chicks?
must be jersey
Imagine if you just had a car and someone pulled up with a very similar car with stuff that you dont have...underbody kit or whatever...wouldn't u take a second look at that car?
#6
that would frustrate me too...
i also don't like the fact that when people are watching me get into the car...and i want to let them hear the intake growl, but i gotta let it warm up
so i end up taking off like someones grandmother
i also don't like the fact that when people are watching me get into the car...and i want to let them hear the intake growl, but i gotta let it warm up
so i end up taking off like someones grandmother
#7
Re: Hating valet parkers BLEW MY SHINE!
ok.. thats nothing... the first week i had my new rims a valet curbed my rims... i didnt notice till daylight the next day and went to two diffrent places that used valets so i could do anything about it
#8
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rule of thumb: it was probably her boyfriend's car anyway. ex maybe but still.. i've never met a girl that actually cared about her car.
i know there are, but i never met any. me and my luck i guess.
i know there are, but i never met any. me and my luck i guess.
#9
Originally posted by EvilRoadsVictim
rule of thumb: it was probably her boyfriend's car anyway. ex maybe but still.. i've never met a girl that actually cared about her car.
i know there are, but i never met any. me and my luck i guess.
rule of thumb: it was probably her boyfriend's car anyway. ex maybe but still.. i've never met a girl that actually cared about her car.
i know there are, but i never met any. me and my luck i guess.
#10
Re: Re: Hating valet parkers BLEW MY SHINE!
Originally posted by Ryan93SE
ok.. thats nothing... the first week i had my new rims a valet curbed my rims... i didnt notice till daylight the next day and went to two diffrent places that used valets so i could do anything about it
ok.. thats nothing... the first week i had my new rims a valet curbed my rims... i didnt notice till daylight the next day and went to two diffrent places that used valets so i could do anything about it
those are fighting words right there.
and evil u probably right...a lot of women wont care about their cars...but we always gotta hope.....hope that they think their car is the best looking thing out there just to be amazed that someone else's is a little better....she probably thought i drove a honda accord or civic or something....dam stereotypes...
#13
Originally posted by Ryan93SE
i tipped upfront both times.... they just dont have respect for peoples cars
i tipped upfront both times.... they just dont have respect for peoples cars
#14
Originally posted by meccanoble
Imagine if you just had a car and someone pulled up with a very similar car with stuff that you dont have...underbody kit or whatever...wouldn't u take a second look at that car?
Imagine if you just had a car and someone pulled up with a very similar car with stuff that you dont have...underbody kit or whatever...wouldn't u take a second look at that car?
#17
My car is in the autobody right now because of a valet parker.. He says ohh car looks good with the kit on it.. About three seconds later he hits the curb with the front of my car.. D1ckheads
#18
Originally posted by SonicDust187
I hate people like you so FU(K YOU NO TIPING A@@. If you want your car to be brought up before anyones learn to tip upfront.
I hate people like you so FU(K YOU NO TIPING A@@. If you want your car to be brought up before anyones learn to tip upfront.
so calm your nerves little one
#19
Originally posted by meccanoble
yo patna, STFU ya dumbsh*t, it would make good sense to bring cars up according to when they come. I didnt ask my car to be put in the front. I came before someone so i expect it to be brought up before that person. It makes sense. I used to valet park myself and tipping is great but you kill the system of processing when you bring in a special person first. Its just like the algorithm, FIFO - FIRST IN FIRST OUT!
so calm your nerves little one
yo patna, STFU ya dumbsh*t, it would make good sense to bring cars up according to when they come. I didnt ask my car to be put in the front. I came before someone so i expect it to be brought up before that person. It makes sense. I used to valet park myself and tipping is great but you kill the system of processing when you bring in a special person first. Its just like the algorithm, FIFO - FIRST IN FIRST OUT!
so calm your nerves little one
Yes, there are valet that are total a@@ holes and should have never been issued a license, but when people stereotype all the valets that’s when I get mad.
#22
K Mecca I am sorry for whoring up your post, I just get very fired up when people stereotype all the valets and then I have to put up with different types of **** at work from customers.
#23
Originally posted by SonicDust187
K Mecca I am sorry for whoring up your post, I just get very fired up when people stereotype all the valets and then I have to put up with different types of **** at work from customers.
K Mecca I am sorry for whoring up your post, I just get very fired up when people stereotype all the valets and then I have to put up with different types of **** at work from customers.
#24
Originally posted by SonicDust187
K Mecca I am sorry for whoring up your post, I just get very fired up when people stereotype all the valets and then I have to put up with different types of **** at work from customers.
K Mecca I am sorry for whoring up your post, I just get very fired up when people stereotype all the valets and then I have to put up with different types of **** at work from customers.
#25
Originally posted by SonicDust187
K Mecca I am sorry for whoring up your post, I just get very fired up when people stereotype all the valets and then I have to put up with different types of **** at work from customers.
K Mecca I am sorry for whoring up your post, I just get very fired up when people stereotype all the valets and then I have to put up with different types of **** at work from customers.
#26
I got twin turbos! One for each of the chicas! Mi dos turboenos es muy caliente!
Considering places that valet usually have Porsches, BMWs, Mercedes, WTF is a maxima gonna prompt them to do? Ask how the kids are?
Considering places that valet usually have Porsches, BMWs, Mercedes, WTF is a maxima gonna prompt them to do? Ask how the kids are?
#27
Originally posted by Jeff92se
I got twin turbos! One for each of the chicas! Mi dos turboenos es muy caliente!
Considering places that valet usually have Porsches, BMWs, Mercedes, WTF is a maxima gonna prompt them to do? Ask how the kids are?
I got twin turbos! One for each of the chicas! Mi dos turboenos es muy caliente!
Considering places that valet usually have Porsches, BMWs, Mercedes, WTF is a maxima gonna prompt them to do? Ask how the kids are?
#29
Originally posted by Jeff92se
I got twin turbos! One for each of the chicas! Mi dos turboenos es muy caliente!
Considering places that valet usually have Porsches, BMWs, Mercedes, WTF is a maxima gonna prompt them to do? Ask how the kids are?
I got twin turbos! One for each of the chicas! Mi dos turboenos es muy caliente!
Considering places that valet usually have Porsches, BMWs, Mercedes, WTF is a maxima gonna prompt them to do? Ask how the kids are?
But any way thats why I don't go to the carwashes anymore. People like to break stuff there specially my antenna.
#33
Originally posted by SprintMax
dood you can't use babelfish or worldlanguage for translation.. that thing is so inaccurate
dood you can't use babelfish or worldlanguage for translation.. that thing is so inaccurate
#34
Re: Hating valet parkers BLEW MY SHINE!
Originally posted by meccanoble
ahh, god had the perfect setup for me today and some dumba$$ valet parkers messed up my dam scheduling.
Here's what happened.
I went to pick up my car from valet parkers. Car was clean as hell, system was working great, it was a good day. There were like 5 people in front of me waiting for their cars to be pulled up. I arrive and i'm waiting and i see two nice puerto rican chicks walking to hand in their tickets. I kind of acted like a homo and didn't approach them but i had a second plan. Atleast leave in style and leave them with regrets....
so i'm waiting and i see some people that came AFTER me walking to their cars. And i'm like WTF. Where my car at, these chicks better not leave before me. Finally i see a late 4th gen 97+ rosewood maxima with spoiler pull up and i'm like, finally. Then i see orange bumper lights and a dam beige interior and i'm like this not my sh*t. Then i see the puerto rican chicks walk up to the car and i'm like
AHHH, they got their car first and worst thing is they wont get to see mine! We have same color and everything! i would have shown them how a rosewood maxima was supposed to look. Their paint was a little nasty, they had cloth doors and interior, dam....hating valet parkers messed things up for me! this was my opportunity to gain self esteem, have those beautiful eyes grab on to me and fight to let go! AHHH, silly story but ****ess me off how well the plot was and was damaged by some idiot fools that forgot about me. I had to go to them and ask them if they forgot about me just to get the answer i expected...NO TIP FROM ME!
ahh, god had the perfect setup for me today and some dumba$$ valet parkers messed up my dam scheduling.
Here's what happened.
I went to pick up my car from valet parkers. Car was clean as hell, system was working great, it was a good day. There were like 5 people in front of me waiting for their cars to be pulled up. I arrive and i'm waiting and i see two nice puerto rican chicks walking to hand in their tickets. I kind of acted like a homo and didn't approach them but i had a second plan. Atleast leave in style and leave them with regrets....
so i'm waiting and i see some people that came AFTER me walking to their cars. And i'm like WTF. Where my car at, these chicks better not leave before me. Finally i see a late 4th gen 97+ rosewood maxima with spoiler pull up and i'm like, finally. Then i see orange bumper lights and a dam beige interior and i'm like this not my sh*t. Then i see the puerto rican chicks walk up to the car and i'm like
AHHH, they got their car first and worst thing is they wont get to see mine! We have same color and everything! i would have shown them how a rosewood maxima was supposed to look. Their paint was a little nasty, they had cloth doors and interior, dam....hating valet parkers messed things up for me! this was my opportunity to gain self esteem, have those beautiful eyes grab on to me and fight to let go! AHHH, silly story but ****ess me off how well the plot was and was damaged by some idiot fools that forgot about me. I had to go to them and ask them if they forgot about me just to get the answer i expected...NO TIP FROM ME!
hehe jk
#35
Hate to salt your game again, but if you rely on your car to impress the girls, that's probably the wrong attitude. I used to think cars impress girls, but the kind of girls that brings in...well you probably don't want to know. Find a good girl who likes you for you, and not for your shiny car.
#36
Originally posted by JeffesonM
AltaVista says: mis dos turbos son calientes
AltaVista says: mis dos turbos son calientes
#37
Originally posted by Eric L.
Hate to salt your game again, but if you rely on your car to impress the girls, that's probably the wrong attitude. I used to think cars impress girls, but the kind of girls that brings in...well you probably don't want to know. Find a good girl who likes you for you, and not for your shiny car.
Hate to salt your game again, but if you rely on your car to impress the girls, that's probably the wrong attitude. I used to think cars impress girls, but the kind of girls that brings in...well you probably don't want to know. Find a good girl who likes you for you, and not for your shiny car.
#38
i rolled up at a club in a beat up 88 hyundai.. i mean this thing was hedious.. we were all fu(ked up so i says to my crew, kick up some valet money.. i slip the guy a Jackson and told him to keep in front of the club the whole night.. sure enough the big rollah was just chilling front row... besides, if you havent noticed, it's everyday people that tip graciously.. rich people are cheapskates... that's why they are rich!
#39
Im too lazy to read the rest of this thread but everyone that takes their car to valet parking is an idiot, a dummy, and does not care about his/her maxima. Valet drivers like to mess up cars alot. Hell i dont even let my friend's drive my max, cause im the only person i can trust, and my maxima is barely even modded.
#40
Originally posted by JeffesonM
AltaVista says: mis dos turbos son calientes
AltaVista says: mis dos turbos son calientes
But in the way he say it it jus sounded soo funny on spanish!