Never valet park any car unless you have no other option...why?

Fast car = lemme try 0-60 on this thing

Stickshift = Lemme teach my buddy how to drive a stick

E-shift, tiptronic etc = Geee whiz how does this work...refer to Fast Car above

Old car = lemme beat the crap outta it, its already broke

Luxury car = Oooo what does this do...SNAP...oops (you know the rest)

I worked as a valet for quite a while and I WILL NEVER EVER valet my car be it a maxima,bimmer,lexus or Toyota. I post this based on stuff I have seen done to cars that made my heart race and ache sometimes

Also, if you do valet, tip the fellows as thats how they make the majority of their money so you do 'em good and they "might" do you good.

 

yea your right, i valet parked too and i actually learned how to drive stick first on customers cars . But i have no choice but to valet park in this place. This isn't some mansion type place where u leave your car and someone takes it. Its one of them run down parking lot places where they charge 7.95 and they got a big sign in the air and they are run by like south americans. I know my car is in f*cked up hands but what can i do u know? plus i feel u guys on the girl thing, i dont really look for chicks like that but there was mad people around when the chicks sat down to wait and i dont like to embarrass myself in front of large crowds so if they tried to play me out, it would have made an ill scene which i'm not fond of...

 

This thread is

RULE # 1: your car will not get you laid

 

I beg to differ..the world has changed a lot...I might be only 23 but ever since I have been 16 your car can get you laid if you are into "those" types of chics who range from 16 to xx years of age...you will surprised how many girls know the difference between the luxury and mid-class cars..the girls can now distinguish latest/luxury models of cars and when you have a car like a Max (no offense ) some don't even know what it is till you point it out...that would not be the case if you had a Jaguar, Benz or Bimmer...ofcourse if you you have an Aston Martin they'll be like WTF ....anyways I digress from the matter at hand...your car CAN and WILL get you laid if you want to and know how to pimp it

BTW I didn't/don't use any of my cars to get laid..I use parts of my car....examples >> The seat warmers have always helped in keeping the "product" nice and warm these cold wintery days. A nice CD with a good system surely does help get them in the mood to either party or get all mushy mushy and give it up

 

u must be married...cause u haven't chased a skirt in a minute to say that....

 

the reason that they got served first coulda had something to do with the fact that they were "two hot chicks"

 

Is this the only parking lot within a 5 mile radius or something? :P

Seriously though, can't you park somewhere else and walk?

 

about the "cars can't get you girls" thing. It all depends on the type of girl they are.


I was doing work last week at one of the sites (haven't been there in a few weeks) and my friend who works there full time introduces me to this nice blonde chick (apparently she was new, I'll get into that later), but I didn't pay any attention to her at the time because of the types of girls that are there (long story and I won't get into details). So because of that I leave it there and go back to finish up. She is still hanging around there (waiting for me to talk to her or something), but I still had this image in my head. A few minutes later she leaves and I am about done. I go to the parking lot and I see her in her car, so I just keep walking to my car, get in and leave. Then my friend calls me up the next day saying she is asking for me and I have the WTF look on my face --->
I then found out that she is new there and all that stuff and he also mentioned that she was checking me out and told him I had a "sweet" car
I'm kicking myself for not doing anything now
oh well...

 

reading this thread was the biggest 5-minute waste of my life...

 

waitaminute....a roomy car with the potential for performance, as well as luxuary doesen't impress chicks?



We all can't drive beamers...

 

Most of the girls here on Xavier's campus down in New Orleans tend to go for guys with hot rides. I'm not calling them h0's though but they are described as New Orleans' finest on every club promotion heard on the radio. No wonder I see so many guys who don't even go to this school cruise through its campus. You can tell the guys who don't go to Xavier because they tend to drive up one-way streets and ignore do-not-enter signs. I've even seen that Cash Money rap group cruising around campus.

 

then no chick for j0o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

there r no open parking spots and this is the only parking lot that i can actually park for free since doctor has contract with them....

 

It's cool tho.....I got a girlfriend and she loves the max, even though the car will always come before the girl

 

mecca your problem is you have no game.. and you dont' know how to approach women.. if you need to use your ride to get you a piece of pusssy .. you have 0 game.. and what kind of chicken heads you talkign to who get all squirly over a maxima.. any chick thats going to talk to you over a maxima is going to leave you for a guy with a BMW..

 

DO NOT valet park your cars. i used to work for valet parking comp. and let me tell u, we used to do some crazy **** there, especially if people were jerks or didn't tip right. we even made videos with how valets beat the **** out of cars.

 

someones sexually frustrated!

 

you gotta learn some game man, thats when you tell them you have the same car, and yours should be out any second

 

i have seen Joe's gf.. Joe got game

 

I think we're all done here