My boby when over the hump this weekend and she still purring like a kitten... So I decided to give here a wash and wax with a engine wash and underside wash also, top off all fluids and give her a steam bath inside. So on Saturday morning I set out the do all of this noticing a string of bird on the wire out side my hous (can anyone sse were this is going?) I tried running them but they just moved further down the line. Proceeded to wash and etc.. After waxing was complete I stop to watch the bird reaction to a new shining car (If I didn't know better i could swear I saw a grin on one face) I waited before going inside my house for a new chami (to give that extra spark) and the bird decide to give my baby a LOOSE BOWEL ALL WHITE SALUTE. My baby was absolutly cover from head to bumper...

I laughed my azzz off since I could not help it, but later I reviewed my reaction and saw my choice as :

A) Kill all the birds that were there that day (you know after some interrigation)

B) Get high trained cat that walk tight rope to guard above my car

You help me decide... Have a great week


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Smilez bring the world sunshine

 

lol i think you need to make an example of one bird to the others. roast it in front of them. once they see and smell the new "chicken" sandwich those birds will never poop on your car again

 

Just as I posted this yesterday i got hit at a intersection in FLA

Idiot Jump his light but we live and learn... (crying inside)