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I smoke in my car
I let people smoke in my car
I sometimes eat in my car - only when I know it needs cleaning
I let people sit in the back
I let people fawk with my radio
I dont allow fat chicks in my car
I dont allow open bottles (alcohol)
Im the only one that makes woopy in my car
I only let people whom I know/trust drive my car



Score: 17% ****




You?

 

I wish you would black out again.

 

First of all, NO ONE drives my Max but me! Let's make that abundantly clear. The only thing I drink in my car, is water or a coffee in the a.m. on my way to work. No one else is allowed to drink, only because I know I'm not a klutz, and won't spill it. NO EATING by me or anyone else. I don't smoke at all, so certainly no else is allowed to light up, or the get the ejector seat. Fat chicks, don't care, they just wear down your tires.
That's it!

 

No smoke, No drinks but Water, No Fatties, No crack, No food, No Honda Owners

 

i let no one drive my max, except for my best bud (who owns a 4th gen too)
no eating
no smoking
no more than 2 passengers in the back (or a combined weight of 320 pounds)
no drinks if its not in a bottle.
u can touch the cd player but no changing my presets/EQ settings
no stealing
no strangers
kick your shoes before entering to get rid of dirt/mud
no stinkers
no talking during acceleration(i like to hear the intake)

 

I smoke in my car
I let people smoke in my car
I sometimes eat in my car - only when I know it needs cleaning
I let people sit in the back
I let people fawk with my radio
I dont allow fat chicks in my car-i once did, only cuz i saw my co-worker standing in the rain waiting for the bus... and i felt bad...lol
I dont allow open bottles (alcohol)--- dont drink myself.. so why would i allow others to in my own car? hehe
Im the only one that makes woopy in my car
I only let people whom I know/trust drive my car


so i guess im 17% **** too

 

Easy....no smoking. Anything else is fine...why not, it's just a car.

 

i dont let anyone drive my car. not even myself....

 

I don't smoke in my car
I don't let people smoke in my car
I rarely eat in my car - only when I'm extremely hungry
I let people sit in the back
I don't let people fawk with my radio
I allow fat chicks in my car(if they're putting out)j/k
I dont allow open bottles (alcohol)
Im the only one that makes woopy in my car
I only let people whom I know/trust drive my car(family)

 

Damn, you got me beat! You're **** ! :EEK:

 

This should be fun.

1) I never let any chick drive my car, last time I did she backed my car up into another car. But that was in high school and it definitely wasn't my Maxima.
2) What ever you do at home ie: eat/drink, make a mess, press buttons, be annoying is not allowed in my car. Definitely no smoking!
3) I rarely have rear passengers, only when my mom and sister rides with me which is very very rare. Almost never happens.
4) As for woopy, last time that happened my car rolled down towards a small embankment and messed up my bumper. The only thing that was dented in is the bumper cover. I hate it because I have to drive with my front license plate on the bumper now. I know what to do next time.

 

lmao hell yea, if i have to take an hour or 2 to clean my ride its gonna stay clean. besides i have sloppy friends. if i dont tell them they will fawk my ride up


actually they already did, which was one reason why i swapped to black leather interior. my beige seat carpet and headliner was a mess. it looked sooooo dingy and i jus couldnt get it clean. im not goin through that **** again. i even had cigarette burns in my seat and my car was stinky. i finaly have my ride the way i want and ima keep it that way.

rules work......DEAL W/ EM OR WALK BISH

 

LOL, you are to funny, I say the same, don't like my rules..... Walk BIATCH!!!!

 

- No eating in my Max
- Make sure you throw your drinks out, even if its liquor
- No smoking in my Max
- No slamming of doors in my Max
- No trashing of my Max inside or outside (unless you wanna pay for my detailing bill)
- No scuff marks (I have a beige interior and it shows like anything)
- If you're gonna drive my Max, TREAT IT W/ THE UTMOST RESPECT!! (even if you're a family member)
- No attempts to annoy the driver (me)
- NO USAGE OF ANY OCTANE LOWER THAN 93
- IF YOU BREAK IT, YOU'RE GONNA FIX IT (I already spent enough $$ undoing my brother's negligence)
- If you're gonna work on my Max, KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING!
- I'm cool w/ whatever music, but if you choose to put on the Country station, i'll throw your *** out
- No messing w/ the windows
- If nobody likes my rules, don't ride in my Max

 

-you can eat in my max, but before they leave, if they dont clean up after themselve, i kick their a$$
-you can drink in my car, as long as you dont spill, and if you do, you are cleaning it up.
-no smoking
-no slamming doors or ill slam your face
-Dont you ever touch a asians man radio!!! (RS2?)
-No jumping around
-Dont anoy me or you out.

 

not this thread in 4th gen forum ??!

 

You can smoke whatever you want
You can eat
You can drink
You can f*ck, only if i get to f*ck first
You can blast music
You can play DJ provided u dont mess with presets
You can get wapped as long as i get wapped too
NO one drives my car, period
you can watch anything
No garbage shall be left

i would say i'm the least ****.

 

i might just have you beat , i dont really care, just no smoking in my car that about it. its a car so who cares, i just cant stand smoke.

 

No smoking in my car
No eatting in my car
No people in the back seat
No one touches the radio
No fat chicks
No liquids ( maybe water)
No one other then me drive
No woopy in my car
Must kick your shoes off before getting in
No slamming doors
No messing with windows
No messing around / annoying ****

 

amen to that. cars are not meant to be driven!! ummm yeah.....

 

Yeah... I dont really care.
You cant smoke
You cant change music, unless you ask and i allow.
thats about it... And im picky about who drives it. Il let you go around the block, but its my car, thus i drive it. (Unless im drunk, then anybody can drive who is sober)

 

1. ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, NO EATING/DRINKING/SMOKING IN MY RIDE!!! Family has been thoroughly briefed on this...had them sign paperwork on it... (nobody in my family smokes, but that one applies to other passengers...i.e., co-workers, friends, etc...in my case, quite appropriate that Nissan decided not to include an ashtray/lighter kit standard w/ the MAX)

2. No touching the radio, center console, or anything in/around the center dash area. Scratches on the faux metallic finish are a b!tch!!! Not to mention the unforgiving driver info center/display--I have an EXTRA-soft bristled brush that I use to shoo off dust on a daily basis. Also, don't want anyone changing any of my "personal" settings...

3. No fingerprints all over the exterior from entry/egress. Use only the palm of your hands or fabric from clothing to open/close my doors. Being that I frequently clean my car, I'm always pointing out fingerprints from them touching the car... I even find an occasional hand print or two on the windows from people peering into the car...

4. No touching windows on the inside. I have tinted windows and fear that my kids may scrape/peel the tint off. Also, getting those windows sparkling from the interior is a job and a half! Mainly the front windshield and rear window...

5. The kids have to stay completely out of the driveway when playing in the yard when my MAX is parked there. My two oldest kids love to skateboard and I cringe everytime I hear their boards hit the pavement near my ride--so now, they are to stay clear of the car completely when skateboarding. I also already have a foot-long hairline scratch on my driver's side door compliments of my 4-yr old's grip-less scooter handlebar. Have no idea how I'm going to fix it...been like that for about 9 months now...arrggghh!!!

6. Wife is no longer allowed to drive my car unless absolutely necessary. Not going to expose her shortcomings here, but let's just say she isn't quite as careful as me, although she claims to be extra careful when driving my car... My antecdote: reduce any risk by eliminating probable cause. If something has happened to the MAX, I know I did it...no one else... It's okay for me to be pissed @ myself, not someone else...

7. Only I load/unload the trunk (i.e., groceries, baggage, pkgs, etc...). I've found too many scratches, though minor to the average onlooker, on my rear bumper area and trunk. I've observed my wife and kids unpacking the trunk and witnessed them scraping their finger nails on the trunk lid when opening/closing the trunk; leaning against the rear bumper to reach in; just all kinds of crazy "normal" behavioral things one does...but, think it's pretty evident by now that I'm not "normal" when it comes to the care of my MAX, so I expect extra EXTRA care be given to my MAX when in/around it...

Well, the list goes on and on...that's just the tip of the iceberg, but as you can see, I'm really not playing when it comes to the care of my MAX..."




Oh yeah, i also allow no hot women in my car either

 

No smoking in the max
I only let my close friends family and g/f drive the max(that are good at stick)
you can eat in it but if i see your trash or see a crumb on the floor thats you last ride
no open soda cans but bottles are fine
No open alcohol beverage allowed but can be kept in side the max somewhere hidden
No driving the max even after a sip of alcohol becasue I will kick your ***
No slaming of the max's doors
no hard driving of the max (only I can do that)
Dont talk while I am going thru the gears iam not listening
Dont ever put anything lower then 93 in the Max
most of all dont F*ck with my seat i have it where I want it and it takes me a long time to get it back to where I like it

 

Are you kidding me? No shoes? No cracking the windows? You do realize you drive a Maxima...a mass produced family sedan. Not a hand built Ferrari. Come on......

 

I smoke in my car
I let people smoke in my car
I don't care if you eat.
I eat all the time in the car, when going from work site to work site.
I fart in my car.
I let people sit in the back
I let people fawk with my radio
I don't know any fat chicks.
I allow open bottles (alcohol)
I've drank a few beers in the car.
I've made woopy in the car. I've let others make woopy in the car.
I only let people whom I know/trust drive my car, like my friends family and my g/f. I don't let them race the peddle though.
I usually put 91, but sometimes put 88 (mid-grade).
My car is my roaming office, filled with papers and computers and hardware and oh my.
I let the occasional supermarket cart hit my car, and say "doh!"





Score: 3% ****

 

 

Yeah, don't you hate it when someone f***s with your seat position? If you're not my exact height, you don't drive.

 

no one drives but me, if you chose to ride in the back, you cant b!tch about no seat belts, and no smokeing/eating/open alcohol, water and other NA beverages are ok...

 

relax 4x4, its quoted from its original thread

 

is it a 4WD ?

 

thats close enough for me.

 

I dont smoke in my car.
I dont let others smoke in my car.
I dont let others touch my radio, Alpine CDA-9815, I spent all day setting that radio.
I dont let others drive my car incase they crash into white walls(inside joke)
I dont let nobody eat in my car..
I let you drink in my car, I will watch you.
I dont let others touch stuff, go through my stuff.
I dont let nobody touch the sunroof(so annoying when they play with it)
I dont let anyone dirty inside my car(mechanics,etc...) TAN OWNZ JOO
I dont let nobody sit in the rear seats(I took them out anyways, muhaha) will rub my tires
I dont like you near my max, period.. :P

****: 99.5%
lol

 

Im so **** I want to customize a shoe rack in the door or something. I FREKIN HATE SCUFF MARQS

 

no smoking, i let people eat and drink (no alcohol) in my car, but if they spill or drop it... i break their arms

 

-No smoking in the max
-Only me or my wife drives my car, or a close friend ONCE in a while, IF im with him.
-If your starving you can eat in it but dont leave your trash.
-No open alcohol beverage allowed, unless they are in the trunk.
-No driving the max even after a sip of alcohol unless its me and its been an hour or so.
-No slaming of the doors and ESP not the trunk.
-No hard driving of the max (only me or my wife can do that)
-Only 92+ Octane
-Most of all dont screw with my seat or mirrors i have them where I want em.
-Dont try to get me to race that civic etc next to us, if im up to it ill decide myself.
-Dont touch the sunroof, if you want it open ask me.
-Dont screw with my radio, if you dont like it, say something..ill let you out. (or change it if your nice)
-The only thing allowed on the floorboard/seats etc. ie... out in the open is 1, my radar detector on the windshield, 2.a cd case under the seat.
-I park by either cars i cant afford or all alone in the back 40.
-You can stare at my max, but dont ever Lean or Sit on it.

I think thats it for me right now.
The number one thing i hate is any crap of anykind on my seats, floor or center console. I like keeping the inside clean too, almost new-car ish.

 

for me its pretty much what everyone else is saying, but my top pet peeves are
1. dont fawk with my seat!!! very very rarely do i ever let anyone drive my car besides me and they know not to mess with the seat anyways but my dad is the one that will screw it up. even if hes just taking my car out for a 5 min. errand he will tamper with my seats grrrr
2. wear your freaking seat belts? why not?? oh because i look so much cooler when i have it off, bs. your in my car your my responsibility, if i get rear ended and you fly through my winshield im going to be pissed that i have a broken winshield, and it would suck if someone got hurt while i was driving them somewhere.
3. dont figerprint up my paint, especially after i spend all day washing/waxing it. if its dirty i wont car as much but if its freshly washed and waxed you best figure out a way to open and close my doors without getting your fingerprints all over my paint, ive found a way you can too. one time i spent 3-4 hours on a sunday cleaning my car and then when i went to youth some kid thought it would be funny just to spite me by rubbing his hands all over every fender, hood, roof, door basically all the paint on my car. needless to say i went ballistic on his immature a$s.

thats pretty much it, as far as things that really bother me. some people think im way to **** but i think of it like this, if you respect me you will respect my car. its that simple.

 

basically im like nismotic. Except with out tints, kids, and aluminum dash. But yeah got the same rules in my car, people hate riding in my car because of this. so Im always happy. But ive been away from my car for a while, And my moms been using it cause I lent it to her, Each new scratch I find is a beating!!! I memorise all the faults. Im really insane bout my car. And the one time I let some1 smoke in my car they put a whole on the Roof carpet. Frekin Idiot!! Im gonna go collect when I come back! hahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

 

i used to do all those things, but im keeping things very clean now... it feels good walking to your car early morning, getting in and it doesant smell like cigarettes and there are no ashes on the door or on the seat! But u know what ill still make woopy in my back seat...... ill make woopy almost anywhere..... But over all its clean now and im proud!!

 

Hmmmmmmm..........