what is this whole Orly deal?

 

O rly = Oh really

 

 

so........now i feel dumb

 

you know what would be really cool!?
if you had walked out and opened the hood and there was a 3.5 in there!!

 

thats soon dont worry about it the kitty will bring it for me

 

that would be a quality tv show right there

 

. . . . . .

 

You got the Kitty upgrade.. thats like 20HP right there!
sorry no more bad jokes.... couldn't resist

 

Thank you. I really would have felt weird having to defend myself with someone who can't find dictionary.com.

Dave

 

me too

 

Well I can tell you from experience what happens when you don't "pop the hood first thing" When I was younger I crashed at a buddys for a few months sleeping on a lay-z-boy and my boy had just gotten his little girl a kitty a few days before. Well I woke up one morning late hopped up shutting the recliner when it gave a sharp bit of resistance I hopped out and found...I had to listen to his little girl tell everybody that D-Bo squished her kitty. Not much fun.

 

the kittah was probably checking out your sh*tty unequal length headers







i would have kept the little guy :beware of kittah: sticker ftw

 

so, you ********** a lot, right?

I... I like kitties.

 

what the hell? most pointless post. but it's nice that you like to think about all the other .orgers sexual habits...

bummer with the kitten in the recliner. i have heard similar stories.

 

sorry but that sounded start her up and let the engine purr..j/k

 

Funniest thread ever.

My favorite lmao.

 

Start the car I say!!!

 

i would of shot it....

 

Since no one else asked I will.....

Is that cat fed spec or cali spec?

 

Okay I got another one....

If you would have started the car you could have had a gutted cat.

 

This thread is worth it just to read peoples jokes...
Hi flow cat
heheh

 

You shoulda kept that cat and sold it. I don't claim to be a cat expert here...so don't flame me ya'll...but that was a Calico kitten. Those things are expensive. My family had a calico.

 

omg that is freaking hilarious ..... thats the cutest little kitty ive ever seen!!!!!!! .. I hope you took it inside and gave it to some food and water !

 

wow thats hot even its sound cold

 

Great, now after reading this I will have to check under my hood every time before i go out for a drive.

 

I'm still waiting to see if anyone will get mine.

 

Maybe you should explain so we don't think you a sick weirdo anymore.

 

 

Case closed...

...on post 69!

...

 

That happened to my brother...he started the car

 

When I was a kid, my dad started his Caprice Classic one morning to go to work, and 3 little cats got "blended" because they were sleeping in the engine. He wouldn't let me look - I was a sheltered child.

 

can get some serious meows to the gallon i would keep it, not to mention the untapped potential horses it gets.

 

Is that a KA-T (ka24det) ???

lol WTF

 

that wasn't funny...

 

My ex-wife's family lives in eastern WA where the winters get pretty cold. A lot of times the local cats would end up sleeping on the engine block of their trucks because its nice and warm. They didn't check their engine compartment every time they went to drive.... SPLAT. Lost quite a few cats that way. That's what the pic above reminded me of.

 

I check every now and then because I found a squirrel in by wedged in engine bay. It was the dead of last winter and well - lets just say it took alot of scraping & oven cleaner & a lot of air freshners till my car was normal again.

 

Ok...now the unanswered question...is WHAT prompted you to pop your hood in the first place? Did your feline sense tingle or something?

 

.... woooow... these really crappy jokes need to just stop.

 

he said in the 1st post why. "when i woke up today i went outside and opened my hood i was going to do some work and i saw this ." in fact, it was the 1st, and ONLY sentence in his whole 1st post.