Daniel,
are you, by any chance, in northern Canada?
just wondering..
Roman

 

I am not a real person and do not live in a real place.

I am the lizard. I have seen the flatlands and I can take you there.
I fear and loathe women who jabber on the cell phone while driving SUVs.
I stay clean and sober, sometimes for five days in a row.
I have never fixed a broken Maxima. In fact, I have never even tried.
I get severe headaches when I forget to take my medication.
I am the God of Sufficient Onions.
I know how to ride a bicycle.
I always tell the truth, except sometimes.
I am the eggman, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!

 

Does that make you a figure of our collective imaginations?

 

No soap radio. Why is a mouse when it spins?

 

Someone's drunk.