ok lets get one of these going again. this time the topic is being lowered.

You know your 4th gen is lowered when ___________ .

the tow truck tells you to **** off.








fill in the blank........

 

You won't let passengers in your 4 door family sedan.

 

You tell ur date to walk down the driveway cuz u cant make it in......

 

Your mechanic looks at your car and says..."jesus it looks like a freaking go-cart".

 

When your dash feels/sounds like it's fukcing falling apart over ANY bump.

 

...you know (and use) the smoothest way home and to places you frequent

 

u can't go onto a lift cause all u hear is CLUUUUUUUNK

 

..........when you are always swerving and going sideways over bumps, dips, and driveways.

..........when you left your exhaust at the last dip you forgot to crawl over on.

 

When the other 4th gen in front of you looks as if though they're going to flip over due to the excessive body roll.

 

You have no way of lifting it at home, no matter what floor jack you have.

 

when your bottle jack doesn't fit under the suggested location

 

............when you get a flat tire in your driveway and you have to call AAA.

............when even a camber kit can't get your alignment back to spec.

 

when you fart and you hear your front lip scrape.

 

when after jacking the car up with the stock jack your wheels are still on the ground

 

QFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

****** werd!

 

......when you see the interior roof of a Corvette when you pull along side of it.

...... when you think you can go right underneath a Semi(I think we all thought of that)

 

...when civics start to look like Suv's...\
...whenever i go up my gf's driveway i hit my cat because the wheelbase is so f'n long...

 

...You park next to a stock Ford F-350, and you are looking at the car on the other side of him.

 

when u have to drive up on 2 2x4 pieces of wood in a stair like fashion to get the lowest floor jack u could find under the car

 

Or they just load it on the flat bed anyway and scrape/crack the bejeezus out of your front lip stock or not!!

 

...when u crack your cefiro lip 6 times in 2 months.

 

When you successfully plow your driveway with your car.

 

When you hit road Kill and drag it Home even tho you went over it think that it will just pass under the car

 

I did that in my mustang once. it cooked on the exaust!! unbelievable!! it took weeks to get that smell out of the car.

 

fat chicks cause scrapage.

 

...................when you get stuck

 

Where is the story behind that. The original poster never divulged it.

 

he was the original poster, LMAO

 

hahahahahaah

azzholes!

I did, and it's sooo 2005

 

I know. I was trying not to call him out on it.

 

Well for my sake please

 

When you go to smog test your car and smog guy tells you "your car's too low to drive on to the smog machine"

 

...when you take a right turn and your wheel comes off the ground.

 

When you have to do a 3-Point in order to get out of your driveway.

 

when you have do a 3-point to get IN your driveway..

when you know that at any time your exhaust note can change with a very nice bump in the road..

when speed bumps are approached with going at an extreme angle at 2 mph..

when you realize that the measuring the stock wheel gap in fingers is useless.

 

your exhaust catches the road on fire.

 

when you dont even want to take it out cause its to low, you cant go 'here or there' cause its to low, you cant take it on a lift, your co workers say "dam it looks low" and when you pull out the garage, you get a reminder its low. when jagoffs honk at you cause you do 2mph over railroad tracks.

 

when you have to detour around puddles instead of driving over them

 

if fat chicks as passengers make your car scrape