im bored. lowered 4th gens come in !!

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01-08-2006, 08:07 PM

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im bored. lowered 4th gens come in !!

ok lets get one of these going again. this time the topic is being lowered.

You know your 4th gen is lowered when ___________ .

the tow truck tells you to **** off.

fill in the blank........

01-08-2006, 08:16 PM

Akumachan

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You won't let passengers in your 4 door family sedan.

01-08-2006, 08:25 PM

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You tell ur date to walk down the driveway cuz u cant make it in......

01-08-2006, 08:28 PM

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Your mechanic looks at your car and says..."jesus it looks like a freaking go-cart".

01-08-2006, 08:29 PM

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When your dash feels/sounds like it's fukcing falling apart over ANY bump.

01-08-2006, 08:40 PM

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...you know (and use) the smoothest way home and to places you frequent

01-08-2006, 08:41 PM

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u can't go onto a lift cause all u hear is CLUUUUUUUNK

01-08-2006, 08:59 PM

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..........when you are always swerving and going sideways over bumps, dips, and driveways.

..........when you left your exhaust at the last dip you forgot to crawl over on.

01-08-2006, 09:04 PM

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When the other 4th gen in front of you looks as if though they're going to flip over due to the excessive body roll.

01-08-2006, 09:10 PM

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You have no way of lifting it at home, no matter what floor jack you have.

01-08-2006, 09:27 PM

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when your bottle jack doesn't fit under the suggested location

01-08-2006, 09:36 PM

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............when you get a flat tire in your driveway and you have to call AAA.

............when even a camber kit can't get your alignment back to spec.

01-08-2006, 10:13 PM

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when you fart and you hear your front lip scrape.

01-08-2006, 11:48 PM

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when after jacking the car up with the stock jack your wheels are still on the ground

01-09-2006, 02:55 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Akumachan

You won't let passengers in your 4 door family sedan.

QFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

01-09-2006, 02:55 AM

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When the other 4th gen in front of you looks as if though they're going to flip over due to the excessive body roll.

****** werd!

01-09-2006, 03:26 AM

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......when you see the interior roof of a Corvette when you pull along side of it.

...... when you think you can go right underneath a Semi(I think we all thought of that)

01-09-2006, 03:40 AM

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...when civics start to look like Suv's...\
...whenever i go up my gf's driveway i hit my cat because the wheelbase is so f'n long...

01-09-2006, 06:02 AM

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...You park next to a stock Ford F-350, and you are looking at the car on the other side of him.

01-09-2006, 06:09 AM

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when u have to drive up on 2 2x4 pieces of wood in a stair like fashion to get the lowest floor jack u could find under the car

01-09-2006, 06:12 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by VIP Maxima

the tow truck tells you to **** off.

Or they just load it on the flat bed anyway and scrape/crack the bejeezus out of your front lip stock or not!!

01-09-2006, 06:31 AM

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...when u crack your cefiro lip 6 times in 2 months.

01-09-2006, 06:51 AM

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When you successfully plow your driveway with your car.

01-09-2006, 07:39 AM

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When you hit road Kill and drag it Home even tho you went over it think that it will just pass under the car

01-09-2006, 07:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MAXDADDY98

When you hit road Kill and drag it Home even tho you went over it think that it will just pass under the car

I did that in my mustang once. it cooked on the exaust!! unbelievable!! it took weeks to get that smell out of the car.

01-09-2006, 08:02 AM

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fat chicks cause scrapage.

01-09-2006, 08:06 AM

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...................when you get stuck

01-09-2006, 08:19 AM

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Where is the story behind that. The original poster never divulged it.

01-09-2006, 08:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubbya

Where is the story behind that. The original poster never divulged it.

he was the original poster, LMAO

01-09-2006, 08:32 AM

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hahahahahaah

azzholes!

I did, and it's sooo 2005

01-09-2006, 08:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Scimitar

he was the original poster, LMAO

I know. I was trying not to call him out on it.

01-09-2006, 08:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bijangxe

hahahahahaah

azzholes!

I did, and it's sooo 2005

Well for my sake please

01-09-2006, 11:05 AM

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When you go to smog test your car and smog guy tells you "your car's too low to drive on to the smog machine"

01-09-2006, 11:15 AM

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...when you take a right turn and your wheel comes off the ground.

01-09-2006, 12:11 PM

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When you have to do a 3-Point in order to get out of your driveway.

01-09-2006, 12:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by scrhale

When you have to do a 3-Point in order to get out of your driveway.

when you have do a 3-point to get IN your driveway..

when you know that at any time your exhaust note can change with a very nice bump in the road..

when speed bumps are approached with going at an extreme angle at 2 mph..

when you realize that the measuring the stock wheel gap in fingers is useless.

01-09-2006, 01:04 PM

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your exhaust catches the road on fire.

01-09-2006, 01:20 PM

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when you dont even want to take it out cause its to low, you cant go 'here or there' cause its to low, you cant take it on a lift, your co workers say "dam it looks low" and when you pull out the garage, you get a reminder its low. when jagoffs honk at you cause you do 2mph over railroad tracks.