Just got done with rotating my tires and I pull out on this 3-lane road when this Accord with an exhaust, tints and those ugly clear taillights guns the accelerator has he passes me. So I'm thinking,
"If this guy is under the delusion that his car looks good, he's gotta be under the delusion that it's fast."
So, like it was meant to be, the light ahead of us turns red and we are both on the line side by side. He revs a little and looks at me, so I point ahead. The light turns green, we both chirp the front tires and launch down the straight 3-laned parkway. With NO CONTEST, the Max pulls ahead and ahead and ahead and blows that little Honda away. Why do people like that think they can even take a STOCK maxima?

 

Some people like to ice-skate uphill.

 

haha yeah i beat mad rice boy accords - even with the big wings while my max was still bonestock
the worst are rice maximas.

ps someone tell me (doesnt matter where your from) what kind of lighting , color or watever, is illegal
specifically- the corner lens light next to blinker

 

let me guess a good 2-3 cars lengths if not more right?????
hehehe i banked my friend 97 accord sick to. i even got of the line late.

 

WTF is that "sentence" supposed to mean?

 

Meaning he beat (banked or baked) his friends Accord really bad (sick) to (too).

 

don't waste your gas on those cars man...

 

he beats his friend's Accord? ewwww.

I think the proper english for today is. "He beated the Accord tu"

 

that's like saying, 'Don't vote, cause what's one vote going to do?'

If I have to race every Honda one at a time, I will. As a Maxima owner, it is my duty to put down every Honda Accord that thinks their car is superior to mine, one by one if I must, and get the message across. Long live the Maxima!

....until I get my NSX of course...

 

slank?

 

all you need to do is video tape you burning the accord.
step 1: Go to www.superhonda.com and post the link to the video
step 2: Go to www.v6accord.com and post the link to the video
step 3: repeat step 1 to 2 with another video of you racing another accord

 

Man!! I can't wait until I'm boosting this Spring. (Just thinking aloud.)

f23a4

 

A boosted F23A would give a stock automatic 3rd gen GLE a run for its money

 

My brother has a '95 Accord V6 automatic(of course), and I WHOOP on him every time in acceleration. The thing is I can't touch his car's handling because he has a race-inspired double wishbone suspension. I dream of making the Maxima handle like his Accord, and he dreams of my acceleration. The thing is he can have his dream come true and I can't.
-Cyrus