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Old 01-08-2002, 03:11 AM
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Really Long Story...Racing,Chillen and all the good stuff, read if you're bored

What up my org brothers and sisters. My friend and I just finished watching Fast & the Furious. So, I got this idea, I told him let's go race South of town. I have a 97 SE 5-Speed w\ a POP. He has a 2002 Mustang w\ a 5-Speed. As we are cruzing down there a car gets ahead of him. So, he just passes him. I'm watching all of this in my rear view mirror. Then the car tries to pass me. I'm sitten there thinkin'...."Nope!" I floor it when he tries to pass me. I then see a car coming in his lane going against him. I then think. "You should have never tried to pass me boy." I stay neck and neck w\ him so he can't come into my lane. The on coming car is honking & flashin his high beams on and off. I say "yup" "yup" shouldn't have messed w\ me F@g. Then he gets behind me. I see he has about a 1998 Volvo and he was probably about 22-25 years of age. Anyway, while he is behind me I slam on my brakes so he is forced to pass me. So, the little bish tries it again and what happens. I blow him away once again while pumping the fast and furious song by ja rule. I try it again and then he quit.<----lil' bish. I then call my boy 'Black019' telling him to cruz down to come check it out. I met up w\ him. We all get together. Then when we are all together, Mustang boy AKA reject and me 97 Max line up on the road. I do the usual..3 honks. Mustang goes on the second honk. I'm left there still on the 3rd honk. So I go and I slowy catch up. He kindof far ahead of me. I caught up and blew him away though. He stopped at like 100 or so. I just kept going. I hit 140 and just stayed there for awhile. Everything inside the car was loud. The windows felt like they were going to burst from the wind. The Wind also made me luz control of the car but I didn't care I just kept going. After that we turned around and 'Black019' raced the Mustang bish. WOW!!! The I30 blew away the Mustang hard core. That Bish 'black019' is auto too. He got smoked. Kid gets out "*** you guys!" "You have a better engine then me!" 'Black019' and I look at eachother..."Yep!" SHoulda got a GT bro. Peace. We get in the car and I go 140 again and blow by everyone cuz I luv the speed. We all go to Chevron to talk. Were all chillen there. 'Black019's Lil' bish's pull up in a Civic filled w\ bish's. They all start talking and blah blah. 'Black019' said "hey isn't that your bro who just went by. He was driving my 1988 Camry which was my old car. I jus say "nah wasn't him, he has my dads truck." 5 mins later I'm looking down at a Cd and then I look up cuz I hear this loud noise and all I see is this blue camry pull in really fast then pull the e-brake a bust a 360 in the middle of chevron by all the pumps, almost hitting my friends Mustang<---things are trash anyway. Then he does another one while he leaves. Right after that my radar detector goes off. I say let's roll we got cops. We all mob outta there and then here comes the donut patrol in his POS cop car. He just missed the whole show. That's the end of my long story. Hope you enjoyed that **** bish. Peace.
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Old 01-08-2002, 03:17 AM
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i can vouch for that whole story too. except for the me bein a lil bish part...anyway moral of story is: american muscle = dead; v6 mustang = i30's (iceberg) bish now holla back young'n!
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Trying to type like you want to talk just makes you sound like a looser...


...good kill though.
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Old 01-08-2002, 11:54 AM
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Originally posted by mzmtg
Trying to type like you want to talk just makes you sound like a looser...


...good kill though.
more importantly, the I30 put it down to pony boy
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Originally posted by mzmtg
Trying to type like you want to talk just makes you sound like a looser...
Also makes it hard for us ed-u-macated people to read and understand what your saying.

Does sound like it was fun though!
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good kill "bish"
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I got lost in the middle, but good thing Eddie gave the moral of the story. One question: If the stang is Blacks Bish, does that make the stang my bish too. YOu know, since the iceberg is my bish! Bring on the I30 playa!

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Originally posted by pawn
Dere da Pawn!

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Can someone translate this for me?
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Can someone translate this for me?
My ricer translator is offline.
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Old 01-08-2002, 05:22 PM
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Originally posted by TintDaMax
I got lost in the middle, but good thing Eddie gave the moral of the story. One question: If the stang is Blacks Bish, does that make the stang my bish too. YOu know, since the iceberg is my bish! Bring on the I30 playa!

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NONSENSE!!!!
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Why is this story so difficult to comprehend? I tried to make it better by telling you my thoughts when the events happened, but I guess you couldn't hack it, oh well. Peace
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Originally posted by puremax
Why is this story so difficult to comprehend?
It's not difficult to comprehend, just difficult to read. Try using english as your default language. That might help.
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Originally posted by black019


NONSENSE!!!!
Thats ricockulous! Everyone knows that the iceberg is my bish! I say, you wanna prove different, then bring it on playa! Or else, you can stay my bish!

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Originally posted by TintDaMax


Thats ricockulous! Everyone knows that the iceberg is my bish! I say, you wanna prove different, then bring it on playa! Or else, you can stay my bish!

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3-4 months and I will own you. all day every day
I still own you now, I was goin easy on ya
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Old 01-08-2002, 11:29 PM
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fun to read,

my english translator is on.
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Originally posted by mzmtg
Trying to type like you want to talk just makes you sound like a looser...
whats not to understand? sounds like a regular night to me? lingo is a lil of kilter but thats how those boys in cali get down i guess
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What ever. My story was tight, don't get mad if you can't read it, bish's.
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Originally posted by puremax
What ever. My story was tight, don't get mad if you can't read it, bish's.
bish?
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Old 01-09-2002, 01:28 PM
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medic where can i get one of those translaters?
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None of that.
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rice talk? good kill. v6 stangs are ****
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Originally posted by MaximaRider
rice talk? good kill. v6 stangs are ****
hey it was a 5-spd, dont take away my glory!
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Originally posted by black019


3-4 months and I will own you. all day every day
I still own you now, I was goin easy on ya
You can own me in bed all day and all night, but when we are on the street, consider the iceberg OWNED! Unless you are getting a new car, consider the iceberg will still be owned in 4 months!

*Flammer Disclaimer: Concerning the gay sex comment, although it may sound homosexual to the average layman, it is really a complex statement poking at the underbelly of American pop culture

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bish's

lol sounds like this is the beginning of Fast and Furious II - the Bish Pack adventures
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Originally posted by TintDaMax
Unless you are getting a new car...
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chillen and stuff

great story and total disreguard for life!! ha i love it!! great ending to i understand all of your english cya
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Re: chillen and stuff

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great story and total disreguard for life!! ha i love it!! great ending to i understand all of your english cya
no doubt playa. you know how we do. we keep tha club crunk fa sheezy over here on the west seezy. holla back young'n!
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????????

What???? What language is this forum in?
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Re: ????????

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What???? What language is this forum in?
you know how we do, bling pimpin big blingin and **** world wide west side bling dog ***** fukka!
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Re: Re: ????????

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you know how we do, bling pimpin big blingin and **** world wide west side bling dog ***** fukka!
wow
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Hooked On Ebonics Worked For Me........call 1-800-WesSide
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Hooked On Ebonics Worked For Me........call 1-800-WesSide
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racing while "bumping" fast and the furious songs...songs to ummm movie like to me..lol...jon
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Yep....it was off the heazy my neazy..
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Originally posted by ODDJoB
racing while "bumping" fast and the furious songs...songs to ummm movie like to me..lol...jon
talk about lack of english skills. tell me, did that sentence make sence to you after you typed it?
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