This post has no real intellectual value, but rather tells a sad tale...
#1
This post has no real intellectual value, but rather tells a sad tale...
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.
"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!
I think I'm going to cry
Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.
"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!
I think I'm going to cry
Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
#7
Originally posted by Zane14
I can only hope. Some action would be nice right about now...
I can only hope. Some action would be nice right about now...
the same place I am
#9
Re: This post has no real intellectual value, but rather tells a sad tale...
Originally posted by Zane14
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.
"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!
I think I'm going to cry
Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.
"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!
I think I'm going to cry
Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
I think she'll change her mind.
PS
Cute, a Beetle is Cute, the New MINI is Cute, but a Bloody MAX???
How can it be CUTE?
WHt you got sunflower style rims on it? Barney tints? An engine that revs with the melody of twinklw twinkle little star?
Got a little steamed
#17
Re: This post has no real intellectual value, but rather tells a sad tale...
Originally posted by Zane14
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.
"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!
I think I'm going to cry
Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.
"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!
I think I'm going to cry
Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
#18
Dude dont worry about it, she probably dident know what to say, I got my girlfriend with my car. She asked me "so, am i gona get to ride in you cool car?" I was jomping for joy.... But whatever the point is that chicky wants you, go for it.
#19
Re: This post has no real intellectual value, but rather tells a sad tale...
Originally posted by Zane14
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.
"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!
I think I'm going to cry
Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.
"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!
I think I'm going to cry
Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
#24
Originally posted by blackmxma
I don't know about cute, but twice now girls have said, "damn this car is sexy," maybe its just the girl. Or maybe there just aren't many tight cars around boulder???
I don't know about cute, but twice now girls have said, "damn this car is sexy," maybe its just the girl. Or maybe there just aren't many tight cars around boulder???
#30
I don't have a picture of my car on this computer, but it looks like a stock champagne SE w/ spoiler (of course), and the 16" alloy wheels.
And I have decided that my car is not at all cute, but rather is a sophisticated piece of Japanese engineering. I am secure in my car's "sexuality". My car is cool, I'm cool, enough said.
Oh, and I don't think I would ever go out with this girl because she isn't that bright. I don't like morons. Casual sex on the other hand...
But in seriousness, I don't think so. I like a little more meaning in my relationships. Besides, how could I hook up with a girl that thinks my car is cute? She'd need to have a lot more than just good looks.
And I have decided that my car is not at all cute, but rather is a sophisticated piece of Japanese engineering. I am secure in my car's "sexuality". My car is cool, I'm cool, enough said.
Oh, and I don't think I would ever go out with this girl because she isn't that bright. I don't like morons. Casual sex on the other hand...
But in seriousness, I don't think so. I like a little more meaning in my relationships. Besides, how could I hook up with a girl that thinks my car is cute? She'd need to have a lot more than just good looks.
#33
Originally posted by Zane14
But in seriousness, I don't think so. I like a little more meaning in my relationships. Besides, how could I hook up with a girl that thinks my car is cute? She'd need to have a lot more than just good looks.
But in seriousness, I don't think so. I like a little more meaning in my relationships. Besides, how could I hook up with a girl that thinks my car is cute? She'd need to have a lot more than just good looks.
Just bang the chick.....
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