Okay, I lied. But this girl might as well have stolen it.....

I got my company expense check tonight and I cashed it so I could buy a UDP tomorrow. That's when my friend Larry called me and said that an old high school buddy's bachelor party was tonight.

I agreed to "stop by and check it out" ONLY because my girlfriend/fiancee is out of town and I can't hang with her. Plus she's cool with me going to these kinds of places, so long as I either bring her along, OR I don't take it any farther when I fly solo.

Bourbon Street Brewery (topless). Needless to say, I blew the full $160 check PLUS $40 that I borrowed from my buddy.

BUT I would gladly sacrifice the UDP that I was going to buy tomorrow for hanging out with my old friends again. Plus I got 10 "dances", a few "dances" for my friend, and a really good buzz. Bonus: I found the girl for MY bachelor party in December too!

Moral of the story: There is more to life than my car. I think I am going to start living it up once again. UDP lost......memories with old friends gained.

Moderators: I will kill this thread when I am sober. I promise. It might take a day or three to recover, but I swear I will delete it.

I just realized how well I type when I am sh!tfaced............

 

PUI

sorry wayyyyy too OT to leave open. I would delete it, but youre prolly drunk enough to just repost it