GSR saw my arse...along with other saturday night kills
GSR saw my ****...along with other saturday night kills
If you guys didn't know, I didn't sign anything for the GLI but I'm still having fun with the Maxima. No one was hurt during these races as we did them when there were no cars around in front of us. If ny of this content offends you, please IM me instead of wasting server space further slowing Maxima.org members from using this site.
This happened last Saturday, all races happened midnight+
Let me tell you about the black GSR FIRST because well, he must have been a REALLY bad driver or the VQ automatic is just that strong(Right)...
Stop Light on Minnesota Ave (Sioux Falls), try to figure out who said what. The GSR driver had two other people, I just had my friend Jack.
"Hey my mom's looking to buy a new car, lets race for time slips"
"Is that an LS"
"What the **** is an LS?"
"Never mind"
"My car's stock"
"So is mine" (He really isn't. My brother-in-law was looking at this exact car at the dealers, 18's, headers, intake, exhaust. Looks like this cocky fellow bought it)
"Go at the green"
"Ok"
Lights all of a sudden turn green and I give it 3/4, chirp slightly and then go full and as usual, manually shifting. I get the jump and then I hear his chirps squeal but guess what? I'm already 1 car in front of him and start to
WALK on him and finally had 2 car lengths on him by 70mph. You can hear is loud intake roaring the whole time. To be fair though, he did seem like he was gaining, but then I gained again,it must be that his crappy driving got him out of his powerband HAHA.
"Lets go again, you got the jump"
"Ok (Jack is laughing his *** off right now)but lets wait until we pass that car up ahead"
I shift it into 1st gear and we are at 20mph. That car took awhile to turn off onto another street and two cars behind us where honking.
"Lets do a roll"
He shakes his head and I signal for him to go for awhile, its almost like speaking to a dead horse, you get know reaction. FACK IT I just punch it and so does he. He chirps on the roll because he revved his engine and dumped it
I hear him approaching, but then he shifts and I walk on him AGAIN, this time 1 1/2 car lengths by 70mph. I see cars coming up ahead braking HARD to kick the ABS hoping it wasn't a cop. GSR guy is now next to me, flicks me off, I hear one of his passengers say "FACKER"
and turn off onto another street... OK?
Next race, newer Eclipse GT automatic, white with some decals. Jack pointed it out to me when he turned onto my street. Jack friggen laughs and is just going crazy telling me to go. The GT driver I guess saw it and he punches it. I drop it into 1st gear at 30mph, shift into second gear, GUESS WHAT? I'm 1 car length ahead by 65mph and keep going until I slow down at 75mph. cruising at 35mph, me and Jack are laughing and I'm lookingn in my rear view mirror. I see the GT guy punch it again, trying to do a ricer flyby? oh well, I get on my car and until we are even then I start to walk on him again. He Honks, I guess it was a nice gesture
Avenger ES, lets just say I started at his rear fender from a 30mph roll, by the time we're at 60mph, I'm 1 car length ahead. 6th gen Accord V6 didn't want to go, I saw he had an exhaust though, he was the dude who was honking at me and the GSR guy. 4th gen Accord was VERY eager to go, to bad I walk on him right away, all the way to the speed limit...45mph hehehe
Fun night, yes!
This happened last Saturday, all races happened midnight+
Let me tell you about the black GSR FIRST because well, he must have been a REALLY bad driver or the VQ automatic is just that strong(Right)...
Stop Light on Minnesota Ave (Sioux Falls), try to figure out who said what. The GSR driver had two other people, I just had my friend Jack.
"Hey my mom's looking to buy a new car, lets race for time slips"
"Is that an LS"
"What the **** is an LS?"
"Never mind"
"My car's stock"
"So is mine" (He really isn't. My brother-in-law was looking at this exact car at the dealers, 18's, headers, intake, exhaust. Looks like this cocky fellow bought it)
"Go at the green"
"Ok"
Lights all of a sudden turn green and I give it 3/4, chirp slightly and then go full and as usual, manually shifting. I get the jump and then I hear his chirps squeal but guess what? I'm already 1 car in front of him and start to
WALK on him and finally had 2 car lengths on him by 70mph. You can hear is loud intake roaring the whole time. To be fair though, he did seem like he was gaining, but then I gained again,it must be that his crappy driving got him out of his powerband HAHA.
"Lets go again, you got the jump"
"Ok (Jack is laughing his *** off right now)but lets wait until we pass that car up ahead"
I shift it into 1st gear and we are at 20mph. That car took awhile to turn off onto another street and two cars behind us where honking.
"Lets do a roll"
He shakes his head and I signal for him to go for awhile, its almost like speaking to a dead horse, you get know reaction. FACK IT I just punch it and so does he. He chirps on the roll because he revved his engine and dumped it
I hear him approaching, but then he shifts and I walk on him AGAIN, this time 1 1/2 car lengths by 70mph. I see cars coming up ahead braking HARD to kick the ABS hoping it wasn't a cop. GSR guy is now next to me, flicks me off, I hear one of his passengers say "FACKER"
and turn off onto another street... OK?Next race, newer Eclipse GT automatic, white with some decals. Jack pointed it out to me when he turned onto my street. Jack friggen laughs and is just going crazy telling me to go. The GT driver I guess saw it and he punches it. I drop it into 1st gear at 30mph, shift into second gear, GUESS WHAT? I'm 1 car length ahead by 65mph and keep going until I slow down at 75mph. cruising at 35mph, me and Jack are laughing and I'm lookingn in my rear view mirror. I see the GT guy punch it again, trying to do a ricer flyby? oh well, I get on my car and until we are even then I start to walk on him again. He Honks, I guess it was a nice gesture

Avenger ES, lets just say I started at his rear fender from a 30mph roll, by the time we're at 60mph, I'm 1 car length ahead. 6th gen Accord V6 didn't want to go, I saw he had an exhaust though, he was the dude who was honking at me and the GSR guy. 4th gen Accord was VERY eager to go, to bad I walk on him right away, all the way to the speed limit...45mph hehehe
Fun night, yes!
Re: GSR saw my ****...along with other saturday night kills
Excellent kill on the Integra. It makes it much sweeter when they make those ridiculous comments before the race and then you get to bring them back to reality.
Jesse
Jesse
Nice kills! Especially the GS-R. Those are fast little cars. I've managed to take out two of them (both stock) in my stock Maxi. They're always a good race. It's even better that you got him with an automagic! 
Don't sleep on automagics

Don't sleep on automagics
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