This little red button is connected to, count 'em, 18 bottles of NOS...not nitrous oxide, but, NOS! (product placement!)

I'm gonna get a little red button in my steering wheel and tell everyone to back off or I will be forced to push the wee red button that resides in my steering wheel spoke. Laugh they will, until i unlease the fury!


Disclaimer: For those not getting the joke (which this is), go watch The Rice and the Ridiculous.

 

Will I be able to fly if I press that button?

 

not only will you be able to fly, you can also break the gravitational pull of the earth and go into orbit

 

I can't wait to hook that up with my jato engine. I bet I could liquifiy my transmission. Think it'd be covered under warranty?

 

yeah, but, you have to push the button at 100mph and then 140mph... otherwise, you won't create enough lift...