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Old Nov 25, 2006 | 04:25 PM
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Noobie guide to getting that G35 sound for FREE

Tools required to have mad 1337 G35 sound:
A drill or if your really ghetto a phillips head screw driver and a hammer

No tools required if your in New England like me. You can let nature do this work naturally.

Step 1
Look under your car and locate your muffler (if you can't find your muffler get out from under the car and sell it immediatly, you're too stupid to own a car)

Step 2
Take your drill with appropriate bit and make a half inch hole in the bottom of your muffler near where the exhaust enters the muffler.

Alternate step 2 if your a real ghetto basterd : Replace drill and bit with a screwdriver with the help of before mentioned hammer

Alternate 2 step 2 (only for people who live in New England and other salt ridden areas) Let rust form in this area naturally untill you have exhaust leak like me which will create the before mentioned mad 1337 G35 sound.

Thats all there is to it, now you can start your car up and make all your G35 buddies jelous of how sweet your tight MAX sounds.

Caution statement : I will not be held liable for the results of any idiot who tries this. If your dumb enough to actually try this, again get out from under the car and sell it immediatly and make sure to catch a ride on your local short bus.
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 04:26 PM
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going outside to do this!!!

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Old Nov 25, 2006 | 04:27 PM
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please make this a sticky
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 05:25 PM
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maxima.org is stupid.

I'm out.
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 05:45 PM
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will it work for other cars to?
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 06:02 PM
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Wow this is terrible.
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 06:05 PM
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Selling my HKS, G35 sound here I come!!!!!
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 06:08 PM
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mods, please return from thanksgiving break and clean up the forum!!!
O.K. maybe Sooner Fan is right on this one this is starting to get ridiculous. Worse off the guy who started it hasn't made a post on the subject since he started the fiasco.
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 06:39 PM
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the G35 sound is a bandwagon sound.
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by irish44j
the G35 sound is a bandwagon sound.
What do you mean by "bandwagon" sound?
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Shinjiduo
What do you mean by "bandwagon" sound?
you poor newbie
the G35 is considered the bandwagon car on here because 90% of people that get a new car, get a G35 cause its the "cool thing to have"
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 06:58 PM
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AHHHHHHH Thanks bro.... I have much to learn yet in the art of the org forum Master Fan.
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 08:46 PM
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Wow!! What an awsome mod. I gained 35 extra HP with this mod alone...
Old Nov 25, 2006 | 09:41 PM
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With every bite of turkey, did everyone lose some iq points?
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