Ok sorry I just had to post this...

I was on Myspace the other day and this kid ask me what all I had done to my car so I told him, then he asked me what my 0-60 time was so I told him what I got on my G-Tech well he says that he has a 2002 Maxima with an AEM intake, one of those Ebay "performance chips"...lol, and a flowmaster full exhaust...I don't think AEM makes an intake for the 02-03's nor does flowmaster make a catback or anything like that so I was a lil questionable so I ask if he is AT or MT he tells me that he has a 6-speed AT...lol I say no they only made a 4-speed AT in the 02-03 and he said no the SE's come with a 6-speed AT...lol then he tells me that he dynoed in at 293hp with just the intake and exhaust...LOL ROTFL!!!!!!!! This kid has no clue whatsoever about stuff...

 

Sounds like everyone new in the 5th gen forum to me...

 

ibtl.............

 

My old '03 had a 12AT and dyno'd at 452 hp NA on pump gas. True story. Tell him you know me and you'll gain 14423 street cred points.

 

OMG, have you guys ever seen that video of (I'm pretty sure it's SR20DEN) racing the STI...well now the kid is trying to tell me that's him, I told him what his car should be getting on the dyno and he said that is impossible that his dynoed at 293...lol Also he told me that his was a "6-speed" AT, when clearly in the video it is a 6-speed MT...lol

 

when you hear such stories, you can conclude only ONE thing.

nissan resale value sucks. 5th gen prices are low. 16 year olds driving 5.5's instead of 0.5L civics

 

Oh now he just said that he makes it sound like it's a manual becuase he goes from 1-2-3-drive...although it's kind of funny b/c shouldn't he have more gears then that....ROTFL

 

Hey there's nothing wrong with a 16 yr. old driving a Maxima.....

 

1-2-3-OD4-OD5-OD6..............

note: not every person that doesnt know anything is 16. i was once 16 and didnt think i had a 6at or 293 whp. nor did i try to say otherwise

 

If I told him I knew you he probably would laugh and say "Hey isn't that the guy that had to eat his hat b/c he got smoked by some Maxima's in his Beemer".....lol j/k man, I just got done reading that thread about that.

 

Exactly I am only 16 and know quite a bit about my Maxima (thanks to Maxima.org for that), anybody can be dumb on a subject no matter how old/young they are...

 

pshhh those 03s are so slow

my 01 came with 500whp stock

 

LOL @ you for having a Myspace page

 

LOL, the kid after I told him about that not being him racing the STI, he said "well what all does he have done...no turbo" so I told him what all SR20 has done and he replied back and says "well I was lying but I do have a Maxima with OBX headers and a flowmaster muffler and I don't have an AEM intake I just have a home-made one with AEM stickers on it so I call it an AEM. Then he said "You know way to much about Maxima's bro, how old are you?" LOL I love it...

 

LOL @ you for not...

There are a lot of gear heads on there that you can talk to and I have even found quite a few Maxima enthusiast on there that aren't on the org

 

thread failure......

tell him to come to the org.

/thread.

 

What the hell is the point of this thread?

Nobody cares.

 

Well obviously you care enough to post a reply...

 

Either that or he is posting because, like us, reading this thread made him 10% dumber.

 

That's funny

 

....Maximas suck....

 

terrible logic..get on facebook at least.

 

amusing thread myspace, aem intake , flowmaster.. haha

 

Rockin! FREE POST!

 

Please keep crap like this confined to Myspace. If you really feel the need to post it on a forum, please use Off Topic for that.