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Old Dec 13, 2001 | 10:55 PM
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I like to Steal maximas, for a hobby. They are the easiest cars to steal especcially the 2000, 2001, and even a few 2002's. After i steal them i drive them like i stole them. i whip them around corers at atleast 80 MPH, maybe hit some walls, and wrap one or two around a telephone pole, every night. One thing i have to say is i do get a lot of money from scrapping Maximas. as a matter of fact, i stole a 2001 anniversary edition just last night. **** was fast and soooooo tight around corners and i even got holla'd at by a couple honies, and also picked up a hooker, got head in the 20th anny edition, then dropped her off, then of course i had to test its strength. whip it around corner, on and off the highway. Then unfortunately hit a traffic light head on last night. walked away with minor scratches and a broken finger. they are also very safe. the aribag went off which caused a slight degree of whip lash. oh well it was fun. jsut like everynight is. everynight is a new maxima journey. fun 4DSC. if anyone has any questions send me a PM, and i will hook you up with the best answeres i possibly can. Well to all a good night, and watch out for your max it may be next in my light. haha Peace.
Old Dec 13, 2001 | 11:42 PM
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Re: Like to Steal

Originally posted by UndecidedMax
I like to Steal maximas, for a hobby. They are the easiest cars to steal especcially the 2000, 2001, and even a few 2002's. After i steal them i drive them like i stole them. i whip them around corers at atleast 80 MPH, maybe hit some walls, and wrap one or two around a telephone pole, every night. One thing i have to say is i do get a lot of money from scrapping Maximas. as a matter of fact, i stole a 2001 anniversary edition just last night. **** was fast and soooooo tight around corners and i even got holla'd at by a couple honies, and also picked up a hooker, got head in the 20th anny edition, then dropped her off, then of course i had to test its strength. whip it around corner, on and off the highway. Then unfortunately hit a traffic light head on last night. walked away with minor scratches and a broken finger. they are also very safe. the aribag went off which caused a slight degree of whip lash. oh well it was fun. jsut like everynight is. everynight is a new maxima journey. fun 4DSC. if anyone has any questions send me a PM, and i will hook you up with the best answeres i possibly can. Well to all a good night, and watch out for your max it may be next in my light. haha Peace.
What the F*ck??!!.. Try stealing my max and your find a 45 shoved up your a$$!!!!!
Old Dec 13, 2001 | 11:57 PM
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What the F*ck??!!.. Try stealing my max and your find a 45 shoved up your a$$!!!!!
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Old Dec 14, 2001 | 12:08 AM
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AMEN
Who is this guy?? What an a$$.. Shows he's really bright..
Stealing cars is one thing but Posting about it is a different story.. I'm sure no one in their right mind would post such utter nonsense.. What's he trying to prove? How much of a moron he is or what kind of idiotic life he lives...
The funniest part is when he said "watch out for your max it may be next in my light" LoL... OK I'll watch out.. And hopefully wait for someone to teach a lesson not to do stupid things!!!...
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 12:12 AM
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Who is this guy?? What an a$$.. Shows he's really bright..
Stealing cars is one thing but Posting about it is a different story.. I'm sure no one in their right mind would post such utter nonsense.. What's he trying to prove? How much of a moron he is or what kind of idiotic life he lives...
The funniest part is when he said "watch out for your max it may be next in my light" LoL... OK I'll watch out.. And hopefully wait for someone to teach a lesson not to do stupid things!!!...
AMEN, Preach on my brother, lol. I hear you man.
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 12:20 AM
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Old Dec 14, 2001 | 02:52 AM
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Re: Like to Steal

Originally posted by UndecidedMax
I like to Steal maximas, for a hobby. They are the easiest cars to steal especcially the 2000, 2001, and even a few 2002's. After i steal them i drive them like i stole them. i whip them around corers at atleast 80 MPH, maybe hit some walls, and wrap one or two around a telephone pole, every night. One thing i have to say is i do get a lot of money from scrapping Maximas. as a matter of fact, i stole a 2001 anniversary edition just last night. **** was fast and soooooo tight around corners and i even got holla'd at by a couple honies, and also picked up a hooker, got head in the 20th anny edition, then dropped her off, then of course i had to test its strength. whip it around corner, on and off the highway. Then unfortunately hit a traffic light head on last night. walked away with minor scratches and a broken finger. they are also very safe. the aribag went off which caused a slight degree of whip lash. oh well it was fun. jsut like everynight is. everynight is a new maxima journey. fun 4DSC. if anyone has any questions send me a PM, and i will hook you up with the best answeres i possibly can. Well to all a good night, and watch out for your max it may be next in my light. haha Peace.

Yeah, I believe you...
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 03:56 AM
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The 2k-2k1 maximas are easiest to steal? Try again

The 2k maxima have a theft immobilizing system which the previous maximas don't have. It's virtually imposible for a common theif to steal it.the only people who can break into it are the profesional Car boosters that have tons of computer gear.
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 04:00 AM
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locky locky?
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 04:39 AM
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talk about asking to go to jail.. hey retard.. you do realize that your IP address is posted.. and one can do wonders with an IP address
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 05:40 AM
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Gullible

Ok everyone, the post was obviously a joke. They were complimenting the car in everyway, and it is not because they steal them. It was just stupid humor.
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 05:47 AM
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try and steal mine and my 50 caliber will make a second butt hole for you for free
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 06:14 AM
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Just to let u know, I have a tight security system around my home and my next door neighbor is a CIA agent. I'd love to see a clown like you pull it off.

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try and steal mine and my 50 caliber will make a second butt hole for you for free
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 07:39 AM
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hum....last time I checked....CIA agents kinda screwed up and that's why sept.11th thing happened
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 07:49 AM
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hum....last time I checked....CIA agents kinda screwed up and that's why sept.11th thing happened
thats just plain insensitive
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 07:50 AM
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Old Dec 14, 2001 | 08:11 AM
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Insensitive and braindead at the same time. Good job.

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Old Dec 14, 2001 | 08:20 AM
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Damn that is a stupid comment

Originally posted by tapwr3000
hum....last time I checked....CIA agents kinda screwed up and that's why sept.11th thing happened

9/11 happened for numerous key reasons: most importantly some Terrorists decided to kill thousands of innocent people.

Car thief you are almost as foolish, even if your post was done in jest, what's your infactution with always wrecking them, dumbass.
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 08:22 AM
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Re: Like to Steal

Good kills .

Originally posted by UndecidedMax
I like to Steal maximas, for a hobby. They are the easiest cars to steal especcially the 2000, 2001, and even a few 2002's. After i steal them i drive them like i stole them. i whip them around corers at atleast 80 MPH, maybe hit some walls, and wrap one or two around a telephone pole, every night. One thing i have to say is i do get a lot of money from scrapping Maximas. as a matter of fact, i stole a 2001 anniversary edition just last night. **** was fast and soooooo tight around corners and i even got holla'd at by a couple honies, and also picked up a hooker, got head in the 20th anny edition, then dropped her off, then of course i had to test its strength. whip it around corner, on and off the highway. Then unfortunately hit a traffic light head on last night. walked away with minor scratches and a broken finger. they are also very safe. the aribag went off which caused a slight degree of whip lash. oh well it was fun. jsut like everynight is. everynight is a new maxima journey. fun 4DSC. if anyone has any questions send me a PM, and i will hook you up with the best answeres i possibly can. Well to all a good night, and watch out for your max it may be next in my light. haha Peace.
Old Dec 14, 2001 | 11:33 PM
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Old Dec 15, 2001 | 03:00 AM
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WOW is all i got to say about this post.. whether it was funny or not.. if it was out of humor WOW, your presentation of a joke is horific.. if it was just to brag about your ability to steal cars then WOW, your intellect have been greatly misplaced. and if you wanna come and steal my car then WOW.. aren't you in for a ride of your life, or at least what would be the rest of it.
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