A branch fell off a tree and nailed me at 55 MPH today!!
12-18-2001 | 10:02 PM
#1
A branch fell off a tree and nailed me at 55 MPH today!!
So I am on my marry way headed to work listening to the radio minding my own bussiness and out of now where.. a decent size branch is in mid air and my brand new max smashes into it shattering the branch into 100 pieces. So I pull off the rod thinking what the hell! I look at the bumper and every things was fine, there was a few marks of whare the branch smashed into my bumper and my hood. Luckly, the marks were on my clear bra! I wiped the marks away with my finger and my car did not suffer a single scratch! All I have to say is it's a damn good thing I invested in my clear bumper other wise I know I would have some big scuff's on my nice new bumper.
12-18-2001 | 10:06 PM
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Re: A branch fell off a tree and nailed me at 55 MPH today!!
Originally posted by emax95
So I am on my marry way headed to work listening to the radio minding my own bussiness and out of now where.. a decent size branch is in mid air and my brand new max smashes into it shattering the branch into 100 pieces. So I pull off the rod thinking what the hell! I look at the bumper and every things was fine, there was a few marks of whare the branch smashed into my bumper and my hood. Luckly, the marks were on my clear bra! I wiped the marks away with my finger and my car did not suffer a single scratch! All I have to say is it's a damn good thing I invested in my clear bumper other wise I know I would have some big scuff's on my nice new bumper.
So I am on my marry way headed to work listening to the radio minding my own bussiness and out of now where.. a decent size branch is in mid air and my brand new max smashes into it shattering the branch into 100 pieces. So I pull off the rod thinking what the hell! I look at the bumper and every things was fine, there was a few marks of whare the branch smashed into my bumper and my hood. Luckly, the marks were on my clear bra! I wiped the marks away with my finger and my car did not suffer a single scratch! All I have to say is it's a damn good thing I invested in my clear bumper other wise I know I would have some big scuff's on my nice new bumper.
12-19-2001 | 12:21 PM
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I honestly think your MAX is Cursed!!
I think you should take it through some "Initiation/Cleansing" Process.
Which can be a Lengthy Process. But I will tell you none the Less.
1) Spank 2 TLS/CLS (If you get them to come and Whine about it Here, BONUS)
2) Get some Hanky Panky from at least 2 Females. (Different or Same Occasion
)
3) Spank 1 ITR (Preferibly YELLOW One)
4) Get At least 3 People to say "Nice Car"
5) Stare at your Max for 15 Min. Straight
6) Take it at least Twice to a Touch Free Car Wash, and Pay for PREMIUM/SUPER Wash!
7) And for 1 Week Straight ... Kiss your Max Goodnight!
AFTER That ... your Max will become one of the "Fabled" SuperMaxes and will be a Faithful Companion that is willing to Give it all its got!
THAT Sir ... is the TRUTH!
I think you should take it through some "Initiation/Cleansing" Process.
Which can be a Lengthy Process. But I will tell you none the Less.
1) Spank 2 TLS/CLS (If you get them to come and Whine about it Here, BONUS)
2) Get some Hanky Panky from at least 2 Females. (Different or Same Occasion
)3) Spank 1 ITR (Preferibly YELLOW One)
4) Get At least 3 People to say "Nice Car"
5) Stare at your Max for 15 Min. Straight
6) Take it at least Twice to a Touch Free Car Wash, and Pay for PREMIUM/SUPER Wash!
7) And for 1 Week Straight ... Kiss your Max Goodnight!
AFTER That ... your Max will become one of the "Fabled" SuperMaxes and will be a Faithful Companion that is willing to Give it all its got!
THAT Sir ... is the TRUTH!
Originally posted by emax95
Thanks for careing.
Thanks for careing.
12-19-2001 | 02:18 PM
#11
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 7,530
Originally posted by Empz
I honestly think your MAX is Cursed!!
I think you should take it through some "Initiation/Cleansing" Process.
Which can be a Lengthy Process. But I will tell you none the Less.
1) Spank 2 TLS/CLS (If you get them to come and Whine about it Here, BONUS)
2) Get some Hanky Panky from at least 2 Females. (Different or Same Occasion)
3) Spank 1 ITR (Preferibly YELLOW One)
4) Get At least 3 People to say "Nice Car"
5) Stare at your Max for 15 Min. Straight
6) Take it at least Twice to a Touch Free Car Wash, and Pay for PREMIUM/SUPER Wash!
7) And for 1 Week Straight ... Kiss your Max Goodnight!
AFTER That ... your Max will become one of the "Fabled" SuperMaxes and will be a Faithful Companion that is willing to Give it all its got!
THAT Sir ... is the TRUTH!
I honestly think your MAX is Cursed!!
I think you should take it through some "Initiation/Cleansing" Process.
Which can be a Lengthy Process. But I will tell you none the Less.
1) Spank 2 TLS/CLS (If you get them to come and Whine about it Here, BONUS)
2) Get some Hanky Panky from at least 2 Females. (Different or Same Occasion
)3) Spank 1 ITR (Preferibly YELLOW One)
4) Get At least 3 People to say "Nice Car"
5) Stare at your Max for 15 Min. Straight
6) Take it at least Twice to a Touch Free Car Wash, and Pay for PREMIUM/SUPER Wash!
7) And for 1 Week Straight ... Kiss your Max Goodnight!
AFTER That ... your Max will become one of the "Fabled" SuperMaxes and will be a Faithful Companion that is willing to Give it all its got!
THAT Sir ... is the TRUTH!
SuDZ
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