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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
..... OOOOO KAAAYYY mister!!!
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:00 PM
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however mr. Aackshun......we need dynos.....and we need dynos nowz Whats the ETA now?
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
people often think that when people "turns their heads" its a good thing lol
OMG, our little Denver is growing up.
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:03 PM
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his intelligence is showing again
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:04 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:06 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
however mr. Aackshun......we need dynos.....and we need dynos nowz Whats the ETA now?
God knows when

Originally Posted by phatboislim
his intelligence is showing again
Oh ch1t quick denvuh go back to that bumboclat speak, we can't havin' these suckas thinkin we know wtf we're talking about half of the time!!!
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:08 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by aackshun
God knows when
whats the hold up though? issues with car or just time?
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:10 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
I dont think its racist at all. In fact the hindu population in pakistan is quite large so assuming he is hindu and paki is both correct and accurate......now saying he is a slacker.....now thats just probably true of most goverment workers. Not being insulting but never seen a goverment worker stay past 4:59.59pm on any given weekday lol. Get in, get out, collect pay and repeat
Pretty sure calling someone from Pakistan a Hindu Paki would probably be insulting to them...
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:10 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
whats the hold up though? issues with car or just time?
The shop, they only let me in when they have nothing better to do w/ their time as it seems, either that or pay an extra $50 more for any other dyno facility

If it was $20 I'd swing it, but $50?!?!?! Fck that....
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:11 PM
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I think we ought to send Bobby Jindal over to CJ's office so that he can wail on him with his skinny little brown arms.

Pretty sure his Louisiana accent and Conservative BS will confuse the heck out of Albert.

can somebody think of a non gay way to say this??????....
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
can somebody think of a non gay way to say this??????....
i tried...but i digress
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by phatboislim
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:20 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
can somebody think of a non gay way to say this??????....
No. There's no other way to do it. Sorry.
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
OMG, our little Denver is growing up.
yup......... turning heads
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i tried...but i digress
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Galactica
Pretty sure calling someone from Pakistan a Hindu Paki would probably be insulting to them...
This is true. I have quite a few middle eastern friends and they call each other their "brown" friends which I find hilarious. They are actually very racist themselves especially towards black people. THey really only friend white and asian people. A bit weird but their choice I suppose
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
No. There's no other way to do it. Sorry.
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:23 PM
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SOOOOOOOOOOO he's rocking a uni-windshield wiper
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:23 PM
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Wait, you thought that was my d1ck?

OMG you're dumb, b1tch. I'm only 5, for crissakes.
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
Not to be accusatory or anything, but there's a distinct tone in your posts directing hostility towards people from southern Asia. Just saying, it's getting kind of creepy. And if you're not aware of it, well, there it is.
I think it might just be hostility towards 1 person from southern Asia. God help him, CJ might grab his turban and spin his head around like a pull starter on a lawnmower.
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:30 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
NO NO NO NO NO Those white wheels just look down right nasty on that car. A Z needs a bare metal finish or chrome wheels if they must go "hellaflush". The fittment is good I will give him that but overall it looks hideous
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:33 PM
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ion think so...i like white on blue
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
Wait, you thought that was my d1ck?

OMG you're dumb, b1tch. I'm only 5, for crissakes.
Ill forget you ever said this I think that would be best
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:36 PM
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Writing a paper on the singles scene in gyms in recent times for a psych class and thought I would share an excerpt with you guys and see what you think.

"When you go to the gym you must first realize that girls go their to workout not to try and hear pick-up lines. It it very important to understand this so one can master the "uninterested" style of picking up a girl it requires. This style is almost passive aggressive to the girl and includes not making eye contact when you talk to her and generally acting uninterested. Talking to her and realizing that you are interested and showing it must come about in a purely accidental way so as not to show it was your original purpose in talking to her. The hard part is judging if she is interested as well. The easiest way to tell is if she laughs more than normal and makes good eye contact with you. Making a move on a girl who is not interested can be a bad move in multiple ways but most importantly because she will tell other girls in the locker room and your future chances can exponentially decrease."


Ive got about 5 pages now and I think its turning out quite well if I may say so myself
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:39 PM
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Telling the female subject about your badass tranny cooler on your nearly stock maxima is a great way to start the conversation......














#tooharsh.
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:42 PM
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Except for saying that as a guy you must not make eye contact, but also as a guy one way to know if a girl is interested is if they "make good eye contact".... So what you're saying is you can't look at them unless you catch them looking at you in which case you can look at them back... lol
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by aackshun
Telling the female subject about your badass tranny cooler on your nearly stock maxima is a great way to start the conversation......














#tooharsh.

how dare you You know exactly what is in my tranny. I have a Mish radiator so would you rather I not have a cooler at all lol? It keeps temps down better than the stock cooler because I have taken temperature readings of the fluid before and after. Nearly stock lol, poppycock!! Must I have the v2 on before calling mine stock will stop?

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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Galactica
Except for saying that as a guy you must not make eye contact, but also as a guy one way to know if a girl is interested is if they "make good eye contact".... So what you're saying is you can't look at them unless you catch them looking at you in which case you can look at them back... lol
THis is why peer review is needed. I need to elaborate on that. I suppose I should say making too much eye contact with her in the beginning shows you are too eager for the conversation and it is a turnoff. If you notice her making good eye contact though it is a good thing. Thanks for the criticism, much appreciated
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:51 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
Writing a paper on the singles scene in gyms in recent times for a psych class and thought I would share an excerpt with you guys and see what you think.

"When you go to the gym you must first realize that girls go their to workout not to try and hear pick-up lines. It it very important to understand this so one can master the "uninterested" style of picking up a girl it requires. This style is almost passive aggressive to the girl and includes not making eye contact when you talk to her and generally acting uninterested. Talking to her and realizing that you are interested and showing it must come about in a purely accidental way so as not to show it was your original purpose in talking to her. The hard part is judging if she is interested as well. The easiest way to tell is if she laughs more than normal and makes good eye contact with you. Making a move on a girl who is not interested can be a bad move in multiple ways but most importantly because she will tell other girls in the locker room and your future chances can exponentially decrease."


Ive got about 5 pages now and I think its turning out quite well if I may say so myself
This is a high school psych class, right?
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Galactica
Except for saying that as a guy you must not make eye contact, but also as a guy one way to know if a girl is interested is if they "make good eye contact".... So what you're saying is you can't look at them unless you catch them looking at you in which case you can look at them back... lol
Eye contact is important, because while you're wanting to look at her chest, she's going to be looking at your eyes. That's why you should casually but confidently glance down at your own crotch while talking to her.

No need to thank me. I'm just glad I could help.

Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:58 PM
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THis is why peer review is needed. I need to elaborate on that. I suppose I should say making too much eye contact with her in the beginning shows you are too eager for the conversation and it is a turnoff. If you notice her making good eye contact though it is a good thing. Thanks for the criticism, much appreciated
No problemo dude. It was just funny to me... lol!
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 12:58 PM
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...Nate, I fear for the future if you start becoming a regular Ghustler
...
I'm trying, but school, car repairs, house, and romantic pursuits keep interfering. Actually, I'm good with the romantic pursuits part.
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 01:00 PM
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Eye contact is important, because while you're wanting to look at her chest, she's going to be looking at your eyes. That's why you should casually but confidently glance down at your own crotch while talking to her.

No need to thank me. I'm just glad I could help.

So come to GloboGym! Where we're better than you are....And we know it.
Old Jul 3, 2012 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by nelledge
This is a high school psych class, right?
lol no this is 2000 level psych class. Paper is on dating rituals. The "un-interested and passive aggressive" style I am referring to has been documented to be very successful and I can attest to it personally actually. Acting overly interested is a simple and easy way to turn a girl off from the jump. Im just stream of consciousness writing right now so spelling and sentence structure has not been addressed yet. An english major is helping me write it so insulting it means you are just doing it to do it. Have a seat on this couch....we can figure out your issues



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