Attn: Idiot Maxima Owners
02-22-2002 | 06:06 AM
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Attn: Idiot Maxima Owners
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Originally posted by Astroboy
Well, I'm gonna have to give you up for all the work Russ
his S/N is SpeedyCL-S guys...he registered today...ask him why he switched
he told me the following:
Some past actions a long time ago may have caused me to get banned when I use to own a Maxima. I don’t know what I did, but I probably got upset, and started flaming people and got myself banned. And I usually do not mean it. I bought this car to enjoy it now, and got tired of the idiot Maxima owners and the service at Nissan that I have been dealing with in the past.
but he wasn't banned so he's here now, hopefully he'll come answer
Well, I'm gonna have to give you up for all the work Russ
his S/N is SpeedyCL-S guys...he registered today...ask him why he switched
he told me the following:
Some past actions a long time ago may have caused me to get banned when I use to own a Maxima. I don’t know what I did, but I probably got upset, and started flaming people and got myself banned. And I usually do not mean it. I bought this car to enjoy it now, and got tired of the idiot Maxima owners and the service at Nissan that I have been dealing with in the past.
but he wasn't banned so he's here now, hopefully he'll come answer
02-22-2002 | 06:12 AM
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Re: Attn: Idiot Maxima Owners
Originally posted by SprintMax
Attn: Idiot Maxima Owners
Russ has left the building
Attn: Idiot Maxima Owners
Russ has left the building
02-22-2002 | 06:32 AM
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So he bought an automatic CLS? That happened to his Jetta and delusions of 13s with less than $1000 in mods?
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02-22-2002 | 06:32 AM
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I didn't know there was any other kind.
02-22-2002 | 06:51 AM
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Originally posted by brubenstein
I didn't know there was any other kind.
I didn't know there was any other kind.
02-22-2002 | 06:55 AM
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Originally posted by Stereodude
So he bought an automatic CLS?
So he bought an automatic CLS?
02-22-2002 | 07:04 AM
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oh you didn't hear?
you know i had to get it before it magically got deleted
http://64.252.159.123/~doug/russnewcar.htm
you know i had to get it before it magically got deleted
http://64.252.159.123/~doug/russnewcar.htm
02-22-2002 | 07:12 AM
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Originally posted by SprintMax
oh you didn't hear?
you know i had to get it before it magically got deleted
http://64.252.159.123/~doug/russnewcar.htm
oh you didn't hear?
you know i had to get it before it magically got deleted
http://64.252.159.123/~doug/russnewcar.htm
02-22-2002 | 07:23 AM
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done ing
You know I can't believe it. Too funny! And the irony is that all it would take me is a Y-pipe to beat him below 110, and absolutely NOTHING above 110 because of their crappy OD gearing! And that's in my 4th GEN!!!
So yeah, how long till he gets ****ed off at the auto tranny and trades in for the 03 6spd
ingYou know I can't believe it. Too funny! And the irony is that all it would take me is a Y-pipe to beat him below 110, and absolutely NOTHING above 110 because of their crappy OD gearing! And that's in my 4th GEN!!!
So yeah, how long till he gets ****ed off at the auto tranny and trades in for the 03 6spd
02-22-2002 | 07:28 AM
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Man, U crack me up!
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Originally posted by SprintMax
oh you didn't hear?
you know i had to get it before it magically got deleted
http://64.252.159.123/~doug/russnewcar.htm
oh you didn't hear?
you know i had to get it before it magically got deleted
http://64.252.159.123/~doug/russnewcar.htm
02-22-2002 | 07:29 AM
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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
Wonder why he didn't get the TL-S.
Wonder why he didn't get the TL-S.
A lot of people seem to think the styling on the CL-S is too bland, and plus it can get beat by lowly Maxima's so I guess people don't like paying more for less
02-22-2002 | 07:31 AM
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Originally posted by SteVTEC
CL-S's aren't selling well from what I've read. A lot of dealerships have tons of them in stock and are discounting them pretty good and actually dealing on them. They're moving the TL-S's at close to MSRP without a problem.
A lot of people seem to think the styling on the CL-S is too bland, and plus it can get beat by lowly Maxima's so I guess people don't like paying more for less :laugh
CL-S's aren't selling well from what I've read. A lot of dealerships have tons of them in stock and are discounting them pretty good and actually dealing on them. They're moving the TL-S's at close to MSRP without a problem.
A lot of people seem to think the styling on the CL-S is too bland, and plus it can get beat by lowly Maxima's so I guess people don't like paying more for less :laugh
I personally like the look of the TL-S a lot more.
02-22-2002 | 07:33 AM
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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
I personally like the look of the TL-S a lot more.
I personally like the look of the TL-S a lot more.
02-22-2002 | 07:35 AM
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Originally posted by CKNY
okay a few problems with the new car russ...
1).it's an auto
2).it's slower than your max
3).it's an auto
4).it's slower than your max
5).it's an auto
6).it's slower than your max
7).it's an auto
8).it's slower than your max
9).it's an auto
10).it's slower than your max
okay a few problems with the new car russ...
1).it's an auto
2).it's slower than your max
3).it's an auto
4).it's slower than your max
5).it's an auto
6).it's slower than your max
7).it's an auto
8).it's slower than your max
9).it's an auto
10).it's slower than your max
Originally posted by CKNY
haha doesn't the six speed come out this spring? this could be your quickest ownership yet.
haha doesn't the six speed come out this spring? this could be your quickest ownership yet.
Originally posted by RussMaxManiac
A 2k2 Max running 15.2? LOL Was he not floored? I mean if a auto can do 14.6 stock, 15.2 sounds wacked.
Sorry but those were real TL-S and CL-S. They had the hoods opened and I saw the engine.
Just admit it. Your car is a slow, heavy *** auto Honda.
A 2k2 Max running 15.2? LOL Was he not floored? I mean if a auto can do 14.6 stock, 15.2 sounds wacked.
Sorry but those were real TL-S and CL-S. They had the hoods opened and I saw the engine.
Just admit it. Your car is a slow, heavy *** auto Honda.
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02-22-2002 | 07:47 AM
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Originally posted by Stereodude
Man... This is entertainment.
Man... This is entertainment.
Thank you, Russ. You've given me a good laugh and now I'm in a cheery mood for the rest of the day!
02-22-2002 | 07:51 AM
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stupid move for not getting the 2k2 6sp russ, even though people are ****ing you off at Nissan service...so what, get over it
02-22-2002 | 08:33 AM
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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
When he starts smack talking and taking back what he said about the CL-S... yes.
When he starts smack talking and taking back what he said about the CL-S... yes.
LOL
what got into him...hehe
02-22-2002 | 08:35 AM
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Originally posted by 2001SE
is Russ a traitor now?
is Russ a traitor now?
02-22-2002 | 08:39 AM
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The only guy in the world to make car buying decisions based on which forums he is banned from.
I imagine there will be a lot more Maxima guys on the CL-S forums in the near future...just to keep Russ company.
What a fun morning.
I imagine there will be a lot more Maxima guys on the CL-S forums in the near future...just to keep Russ company.
What a fun morning.
02-22-2002 | 08:59 AM
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Kev, if you had a nav in your maxima....i bet you could have blown that M5
02-22-2002 | 09:23 AM
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Hi, my name is Russel. I think CL-S are crap, but only when I drive a Maxima 5spd.
Now that I own one, it's the ferrari of 4 seaters. Hell, I can make the the Kessel run in less than 12 parceps. I've actually seen the future due to the sheer acceleration prowess of my CL-S. My CL-S can also climb mountains and herd sheep. My CL-S makes me coffee in the morning (non-caff).
But, my most favoritest thing about my new Accor...CL-S, is that the owners aren't idiots.
Now that I own one, it's the ferrari of 4 seaters. Hell, I can make the the Kessel run in less than 12 parceps. I've actually seen the future due to the sheer acceleration prowess of my CL-S. My CL-S can also climb mountains and herd sheep. My CL-S makes me coffee in the morning (non-caff).
But, my most favoritest thing about my new Accor...CL-S, is that the owners aren't idiots.
02-22-2002 | 09:45 AM
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Originally posted by Driven EF9
Hi, my name is Russel. I think CL-S are crap, but only when I drive a Maxima 5spd.
Now that I own one, it's the ferrari of 4 seaters. Hell, I can make the the Kessel run in less than 12 parceps. I've actually seen the future due to the sheer acceleration prowess of my CL-S. My CL-S can also climb mountains and herd sheep. My CL-S makes me coffee in the morning (non-caff).
But, my most favoritest thing about my new Accor...CL-S, is that the owners aren't idiots.
Hi, my name is Russel. I think CL-S are crap, but only when I drive a Maxima 5spd.
Now that I own one, it's the ferrari of 4 seaters. Hell, I can make the the Kessel run in less than 12 parceps. I've actually seen the future due to the sheer acceleration prowess of my CL-S. My CL-S can also climb mountains and herd sheep. My CL-S makes me coffee in the morning (non-caff).
But, my most favoritest thing about my new Accor...CL-S, is that the owners aren't idiots.
02-22-2002 | 09:48 AM
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Originally posted by Driven EF9
But, my most favoritest thing about my new Accor...CL-S, is that the owners aren't idiots.
But, my most favoritest thing about my new Accor...CL-S, is that the owners aren't idiots.
02-22-2002 | 10:06 AM
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Re: Attn: Idiot Maxima Owners
Originally posted by SprintMax
Russ has left the building
Russ has left the building
02-22-2002 | 10:09 AM
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Originally posted by MichaelAE
The only guy in the world to make car buying decisions based on which forums he is banned from.
I imagine there will be a lot more Maxima guys on the CL-S forums in the near future...just to keep Russ company.
What a fun morning.
The only guy in the world to make car buying decisions based on which forums he is banned from.
I imagine there will be a lot more Maxima guys on the CL-S forums in the near future...just to keep Russ company.
What a fun morning.