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Old Jun 10, 2002 | 07:27 AM
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My first Kill!!!!

welll everyone else always posts thier so here is mine!!!


last night around 1 am on the way home I was on my favorite strait-a-way (which never has a police presence so I always get to punch it!)


I had pulled up at the light next to..........a Dihautsu with little 12 inch chromed out rims, stickers all over the back window and a wide mouth muffler.

I see the driver looking over at me so I turn down the music and actually hear this fool revin his little 2 cylinder engine...I'm like WTF is this fool crazy??

soo I give him a head start....I'm mean I sat there and let this fool have 6 car lengths then I just punched it and blew by his triflin a$$

I came to a stop and LET him catch up and he slows down and revs the dang engine again...and of course I let him have it


I got halfway down the road, slowed down DID A U TURN and came back up on his a$$ from behind and BLEW PAST HIS A$$ AGAIN!!!


of course by now I'm giggling like a maniac (i think i got high from the exhaust fumes) I was shifting gears, the intake was growling...ooooo weeee

soo we finally come to another light and the dude rolls his window down (and realize that he had to lean across the passenger seat to do that)

and I see that it's NOT a dude it's this like 60 year old lady driving her grandsons car

all I could do was laugh.....

I'm gonna be that same little ole lady racing a caddy when i'm 60
Old Jun 10, 2002 | 07:34 AM
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Re: My first Kill!!!!

Originally posted by thicknes
welll everyone else always posts thier so here is mine!!!


last night around 1 am on the way home I was on my favorite strait-a-way (which never has a police presence so I always get to punch it!)


I had pulled up at the light next to..........a Dihautsu with little 12 inch chromed out rims, stickers all over the back window and a wide mouth muffler.

I see the driver looking over at me so I turn down the music and actually hear this fool revin his little 2 cylinder engine...I'm like WTF is this fool crazy??

soo I give him a head start....I'm mean I sat there and let this fool have 6 car lengths then I just punched it and blew by his triflin a$$

I came to a stop and LET him catch up and he slows down and revs the dang engine again...and of course I let him have it


I got halfway down the road, slowed down DID A U TURN and came back up on his a$$ from behind and BLEW PAST HIS A$$ AGAIN!!!


of course by now I'm giggling like a maniac (i think i got high from the exhaust fumes) I was shifting gears, the intake was growling...ooooo weeee

soo we finally come to another light and the dude rolls his window down (and realize that he had to lean across the passenger seat to do that)

and I see that it's NOT a dude it's this like 60 year old lady driving her grandsons car

all I could do was laugh.....

I'm gonna be that same little ole lady racing a caddy when i'm 60


Now thats funny..... Dont tell me she had a fatty hanging out of her mouth too....LoL
Old Jun 10, 2002 | 07:35 AM
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You're lucky granny didn't spray on you... you know they always have rice juice in the trunk.
Old Jun 10, 2002 | 07:44 AM
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HA!

Pickin' on the elderly!

Shame!

I would love to see pics of that Diatzu [sic].

Are you sure that wasn't a dream?

Congrats anyway.
Old Jun 10, 2002 | 07:47 AM
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Old Jun 10, 2002 | 07:57 AM
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Re: My first Kill!!!!

Originally posted by thicknes
welll everyone else always posts thier so here is mine!!!


last night around 1 am on the way home I was on my favorite strait-a-way (which never has a police presence so I always get to punch it!)


I had pulled up at the light next to..........a Dihautsu with little 12 inch chromed out rims, stickers all over the back window and a wide mouth muffler.

I see the driver looking over at me so I turn down the music and actually hear this fool revin his little 2 cylinder engine...I'm like WTF is this fool crazy??

soo I give him a head start....I'm mean I sat there and let this fool have 6 car lengths then I just punched it and blew by his triflin a$$

I came to a stop and LET him catch up and he slows down and revs the dang engine again...and of course I let him have it


I got halfway down the road, slowed down DID A U TURN and came back up on his a$$ from behind and BLEW PAST HIS A$$ AGAIN!!!


of course by now I'm giggling like a maniac (i think i got high from the exhaust fumes) I was shifting gears, the intake was growling...ooooo weeee

soo we finally come to another light and the dude rolls his window down (and realize that he had to lean across the passenger seat to do that)

and I see that it's NOT a dude it's this like 60 year old lady driving her grandsons car

all I could do was laugh.....

I'm gonna be that same little ole lady racing a caddy when i'm 60
Very nice kill, Annette. I once saw a turbocharged Dihatsu run an 10.5 sec 1/4 mile.
Old Jun 10, 2002 | 07:59 AM
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Re: HA!

Originally posted by noflash
Pickin' on the elderly!

Shame!

I would love to see pics of that Diatzu [sic].

Are you sure that wasn't a dream?

Congrats anyway.

I was thinking the same thing..cause it was just too dang wild!

that is the first time since I have had my max that someone tried me!

what ususally happens is that they will see me coming in the rearview mirror and get out the way ...sniff sniff..even the hondas and the mustangs and the "wide traction" pontiac grand am (every time I saw that commercial it pis$ed me off...so I pass every grand am I can!!)
Old Jun 10, 2002 | 08:32 AM
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d a i h a t s u
Old Jun 10, 2002 | 09:01 AM
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That was equivalent to me roasting a Grand Prix GTP 3 times in one night. Each time he caught up to me, I would punch it and decimate him each time.
Old Jun 10, 2002 | 09:09 AM
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my first ever race in my 2k2 was with my buddies 2k1 pathfinder hey he tried by 60 i had about 3-4 cars on him
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