my NEW CAR (10 days old) covered and I mean covered in bird sh*t. They covered the entire top of the car....you could barely see the skyview...what did a bunch of birds go out on the town last night looking for clean cars to bomb....felt like I was in the 4th gen comercial where the birds find a clean car and go for it...only my baby didn't stand a change of getting away as she was parked in my driveway....I hate birds

 

Put lots of sharp cheese in all the bird feeders in town. The little buggers will get constipated and your car will be safe.

Mike

 

now that's funny