on my way home from the gym, i noticed my brother was cleaning the out the garage so i decided to park in front of the house. while i was pouring myself a glass of Ohh-jay in the kitchen, i looked out the window and notice a corolla slowly pulling up. out pops out my ex with a bat and tah-daw she gave my car a nice massage. no happy ending for my car, though.

 

Not good. Time for some 7th gen mirrors?

 

Dang! Time to sue her for every penny she's worth!

 

damn that sucks bro coulda been worse

 

wholy ****!

do i sense a good ole DNE molly-whoppin????

sue that hoe!!!!!!!

sorry to hear that bro get it fixed before saturday!

 

OUCH! I smell lawsuit, capitalize on that hoe

 

I take it you guys did not leave off on good terms

 

car would be nice and ready for the meet.

broke up about a week ago and it was mutual until she saw me with one of her friends at a party this past saturday night.

 

make sure she STAYS the ex. SYKO lol

 

Should have called the cops

 

LOL if you want a little 'get back' forget the lawsuit - get her friend pregnant!

 

restraining order for harassment too? effin C

 

LMAO!!! I concur

 

you guys are crazy, I would go to her house and take a dump on her windshield and leave a pack of bologna with smileyfaces and mustard all over her car.

 

put a couple more dents in it and sue a *****

 

Meh, if I were you I would call your ex-girlfriend and apologize for going out with her friend and tell her that it is all your fault and you don't blame her for taking out your mirror















And then lovingly cut her brake lines so that it would work for the first few miles and then put sugar into her gas tank and then buy a giant invader spoiler and put it on her car

 

Send a certified letter of demand return receipt requested for compensation for the replacement mirror and any other damage. If she fails to respond, or she refuses to pay, file a small claims case against her. If anyone saw her, have them appear as witnesses. If that doesnt work, get her friend pregnant

 

well damn that sucks...good thing she didn't smash out your windows or something.

make her pay!

 

^corrected...

 

allt hese plans are lame! the only ones that made sense were getting the friend pregnant and the dumping on the windshield....lol do all that then cut her brake lines and seatbelt....

 

Either her friend or maybe her sister or cousin.

 

drain all the oil out of her car so when she starts it... ultimate destruction

 

Tell her how good the new chick puts it on you and see if she leaves another gift. That'll teach her.

 

wow that sucks. Thats why its better investing in your car than gfs. You should take all the wheels off her car when shes sleeping

 

that is some crazy $hit! does she know you saw her? I would send her a quote from a body shop to replace the mirror. Maybe she will do the right thing, probably not but i suppose it is worth a try

 

Well at least she did not take a key and went down the side of your car... causing you a complete new paint job like mine did.

 

mark is a lawyerrr so listen to him LOL..

SERIOUSLY!!!!

 

sneak dead animals under the seats and steal her battery/spark plugs or summit

 

Just call your insurance company and give them her info

 

Babies are expensive. I think the cost would outweigh the benefit of getting back at her for the broken mirror. I think Deckedout had it right...just letting her know how much better her friend is in bed should be more than sufficient to drive her crazy. After she pays for your mirror, of course.

 

+1 on that

 

Isn't that the same thing Rhianna did? Good thing you didn't go Chris Brown on her.

 

if i was you i would send her pics of you doing it to her friend

 

Sorry about the vandalism by your gf. You have a lot of good ideas here and some that are just for fun and not meant for you to do.

The best things I will just summarize;

Get a quote, send her a certified return receipt letter through the mail. And while you do that, call your insurance company and tell them your gf vandalized your car. Ask them what you can do about it. You could have called the police too to make a police report. Thank GOD you did not really go Chris Brown on her. You played it safe. Except you were scared she would have used the bat on you, that is why you remained in the kitchen with your cup of OJ, LOL.

If she does not respond to the mail, let her know you will have to sue her for your property. If she does not respond to the mail, then resort to email and make sure you save all her replies and watch your words when you email her. Usually, ex-gfs go crazy and say crazy stuff in their emails, you save them as extra proof.

Trust me, she will pay!!!

And if you want to really get her mad, you have a long list of options on here above. Remember to start by telling her this new gf is way better in bed. Specify to her what this new chick does extra for you in the bed that you used to do her in. Yeah, the bed you used to do her, now it has new sheets and you do the new the girl in. But don't get anyone pregnant, men. The ex will be the one laughing at you then.

 

Hopefully she's not as crazy as the one at the end of this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

 

This is a good reason why you should have provocative pictures of every ex gf. She does something like this and you leak them out on the net...

 

Why are people talking about a lawsuit, a simple call to the cops would have been the smart move and she would be the needing a lawyer.

 

This man speaks the truth! Sorry to see this Nyana- 7 gen mirrors FTW

 

Sorry to hear that bro.......

 

I would pipe out her friend or her moms, see how she feels after that! lol