Ok this is goin to sound weird but try to follow me:

Seems every time i wash my car i get bird **** on my side mirrors and on the body of the doors right next to the side mirrors. Best I can figure is that the birds look themselves in the reflection and ****, wtf? Always after i was my car. Can anyone relate? Pisses me off, along with the cat foot prints too. ARGH!! Time for a car cover!

 

...time for a BB gun...

 

i second that

 

i suggest at least a 22

 

believe it or not that same F#$@ thing happens to me every time i wash and polished my max!!! I just fig that it's good luck and that nothing will happen to my car.

N e way the BB idea is good I got one in the car just in case

 

I've had that happen as well.

 

well.. birds tend to only s**t over water. when you clean and wax your car your car looks like water to a bird because of the glare and reflections... if you notice they also tend to s**t on your car windows or right near them because they look like water to a bird.

 

My car is a ****ing magnet for birdsh!t. Im in the same boat, everytime I was my car they aim for it.

 

When my car is dirty, I never see any bird crap on it. Within 24 hours of washing, there is always at least one spot of bird crap. I think the birds are employed by the car care industry to help sell more quick detail spray.