View Poll Results: How did YOU find the .ORG?
Used a search engine
68
75.56%
Friend told me about it
10
11.11%
Saw a Maxima.org sticker on someone's window
1
1.11%
Other...please post below
11
12.22%
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How did YOU find the .ORG?
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 2,461
From: NJ
My Story
Well, sit back and relax.
Once apon a time, in the 80s. I used to be a sperm and I used to just swim around with my sperm pals. We had racing contests. Yeah, I was even a racer back then. I always won too. I was the most popular one. Then my parents met and did that thing that I am not supposed to do because I am not married. I was transferred from one area to the next (dad to my mom). Next thing I know I am in a new environment with a bunch of my sperm pals. All of a sudden, we are surrounded by these eggs! I was so scared and didn't know what was going to happen. Sure, I acted brave because I had to keep my pals from breaking up into sperm pieces. I had to start communication with the eggs if I wanted to get out of this place. I said "We come in Peace." They said "We need a sacrifice." All of us were frightened now. They said don't be scared because in time you all are going to die. Then we were like "oh..at least it's democratic." So we needed to decide who was going to make the sacrifice and we picked this geek sperm. The eggs said "NO!" I got ****ed off so I started cursing at the eggs, one said "you!..fertilize me now." I am thinking "whoa, we just met." Well, fertilizing was kind of fun
Then after our one night stand, I started experiencing changes. I got bigger and bigger. 9 months later, bam! I am out of that scary zone.
OHHH WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT HOW WE FOUND THE ORG??
June 1, 2002- purchased our first Nissan (the Maxima of course)
Approx. 2-3 Weeks later after finally getting less excited from the fast car, I got on the computer and searched "maxima club" and I found this. I didn't like it at first because of the layout but I love it now. I also didn't like the people on it because they kept telling me to search, they were mean to me just like the eggs
(off topic: UPS Rang my doorbell while I was typing this stuff and I got my clear corners! One question, I didn't order it from autodynamic but do I still have to put the silicone thingy on? I hope not but if I do, I will wait until tomorrow to put these bad boys on.
THE END
Once apon a time, in the 80s. I used to be a sperm and I used to just swim around with my sperm pals. We had racing contests. Yeah, I was even a racer back then. I always won too. I was the most popular one. Then my parents met and did that thing that I am not supposed to do because I am not married. I was transferred from one area to the next (dad to my mom). Next thing I know I am in a new environment with a bunch of my sperm pals. All of a sudden, we are surrounded by these eggs! I was so scared and didn't know what was going to happen. Sure, I acted brave because I had to keep my pals from breaking up into sperm pieces. I had to start communication with the eggs if I wanted to get out of this place. I said "We come in Peace." They said "We need a sacrifice." All of us were frightened now. They said don't be scared because in time you all are going to die. Then we were like "oh..at least it's democratic." So we needed to decide who was going to make the sacrifice and we picked this geek sperm. The eggs said "NO!" I got ****ed off so I started cursing at the eggs, one said "you!..fertilize me now." I am thinking "whoa, we just met." Well, fertilizing was kind of fun
Then after our one night stand, I started experiencing changes. I got bigger and bigger. 9 months later, bam! I am out of that scary zone. OHHH WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT HOW WE FOUND THE ORG??
June 1, 2002- purchased our first Nissan (the Maxima of course)
Approx. 2-3 Weeks later after finally getting less excited from the fast car, I got on the computer and searched "maxima club" and I found this. I didn't like it at first because of the layout but I love it now. I also didn't like the people on it because they kept telling me to search, they were mean to me just like the eggs
(off topic: UPS Rang my doorbell while I was typing this stuff and I got my clear corners! One question, I didn't order it from autodynamic but do I still have to put the silicone thingy on? I hope not but if I do, I will wait until tomorrow to put these bad boys on.
THE END
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Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 1,281
Re: My Story
Originally posted by GLE02NJ
Well, sit back and relax.
Once apon a time, in the 80s. I used to be a sperm and I used to just swim around with my sperm pals. We had racing contests. Yeah, I was even a racer back then. I always won too. I was the most popular one. Then my parents met and did that thing that I am not supposed to do because I am not married. I was transferred from one area to the next (dad to my mom). Next thing I know I am in a new environment with a bunch of my sperm pals. All of a sudden, we are surrounded by these eggs! I was so scared and didn't know what was going to happen. Sure, I acted brave because I had to keep my pals from breaking up into sperm pieces. I had to start communication with the eggs if I wanted to get out of this place. I said "We come in Peace." They said "We need a sacrifice." All of us were frightened now. They said don't be scared because in time you all are going to die. Then we were like "oh..at least it's democratic." So we needed to decide who was going to make the sacrifice and we picked this geek sperm. The eggs said "NO!" I got ****ed off so I started cursing at the eggs, one said "you!..fertilize me now." I am thinking "whoa, we just met." Well, fertilizing was kind of fun Then after our one night stand, I started experiencing changes. I got bigger and bigger. 9 months later, bam! I am out of that scary zone.
OHHH WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT HOW WE FOUND THE ORG??
June 1, 2002- purchased our first Nissan (the Maxima of course)
Approx. 2-3 Weeks later after finally getting less excited from the fast car, I got on the computer and searched "maxima club" and I found this. I didn't like it at first because of the layout but I love it now. I also didn't like the people on it because they kept telling me to search, they were mean to me just like the eggs
THE END
Well, sit back and relax.
Once apon a time, in the 80s. I used to be a sperm and I used to just swim around with my sperm pals. We had racing contests. Yeah, I was even a racer back then. I always won too. I was the most popular one. Then my parents met and did that thing that I am not supposed to do because I am not married. I was transferred from one area to the next (dad to my mom). Next thing I know I am in a new environment with a bunch of my sperm pals. All of a sudden, we are surrounded by these eggs! I was so scared and didn't know what was going to happen. Sure, I acted brave because I had to keep my pals from breaking up into sperm pieces. I had to start communication with the eggs if I wanted to get out of this place. I said "We come in Peace." They said "We need a sacrifice." All of us were frightened now. They said don't be scared because in time you all are going to die. Then we were like "oh..at least it's democratic." So we needed to decide who was going to make the sacrifice and we picked this geek sperm. The eggs said "NO!" I got ****ed off so I started cursing at the eggs, one said "you!..fertilize me now." I am thinking "whoa, we just met." Well, fertilizing was kind of fun
Then after our one night stand, I started experiencing changes. I got bigger and bigger. 9 months later, bam! I am out of that scary zone. OHHH WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT HOW WE FOUND THE ORG??
June 1, 2002- purchased our first Nissan (the Maxima of course)
Approx. 2-3 Weeks later after finally getting less excited from the fast car, I got on the computer and searched "maxima club" and I found this. I didn't like it at first because of the layout but I love it now. I also didn't like the people on it because they kept telling me to search, they were mean to me just like the eggs
THE END
I did a search.....I think I might have found this site from Freshalloys.com or something? Don't remember?
how I found the org...
I read about MaximaForum in a magazine (Super Street I think?) and I was on there a little bit before Dario got me to join NissanX, and then on one of those boards, I heard about this mysterious thing called "the org" so lo and behold I followed a link from one of those boards once and ended up here. I still hang out on all the boards when I can, I think I post the most here though.
Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 2,016
From: Hoover, AL
When i got my maxima i stumbled on this site and i thought it wasnt very helpful because the maxima of the month was the same for like 5 months, i think it was the dec 2000 motm. I decided to register and forgot my user name so i registered again under this name.
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 5,808
Re: How did YOU find the .ORG?
Originally posted by acMAX
I hope this hasn't been done before......but I'm curious as to how all of you have come to find the .org.
Me?
Well I bought my 2k1 in December of 2000.
I had the car for about a week and one day I sat at my computer
and ran a search on Google(i think). Typed in the word "Maxima"
and low and behold.....before my very eyes I saw the words:
Maxima.Org - Home for the MAXIMA Enthusiast.
I clicked on the link....and the rest is history.
So tell me...how did YOU find the .org
Please vote and comment if you wish.
Thanks
I hope this hasn't been done before......but I'm curious as to how all of you have come to find the .org.
Me?
Well I bought my 2k1 in December of 2000.
I had the car for about a week and one day I sat at my computer
and ran a search on Google(i think). Typed in the word "Maxima"
and low and behold.....before my very eyes I saw the words:
Maxima.Org - Home for the MAXIMA Enthusiast.
I clicked on the link....and the rest is history.
So tell me...how did YOU find the .org
Please vote and comment if you wish.
Thanks
Ant
Re: My Story
Originally posted by GLE02NJ
Well, sit back and relax.
Once apon a time, in the 80s. I used to be a sperm and I used to just swim around with my sperm pals. We had racing contests. Yeah, I was even a racer back then. I always won too. I was the most popular one. Then my parents met and did that thing that I am not supposed to do because I am not married. I was transferred from one area to the next (dad to my mom). Next thing I know I am in a new environment with a bunch of my sperm pals. All of a sudden, we are surrounded by these eggs! I was so scared and didn't know what was going to happen. Sure, I acted brave because I had to keep my pals from breaking up into sperm pieces. I had to start communication with the eggs if I wanted to get out of this place. I said "We come in Peace." They said "We need a sacrifice." All of us were frightened now. They said don't be scared because in time you all are going to die. Then we were like "oh..at least it's democratic." So we needed to decide who was going to make the sacrifice and we picked this geek sperm. The eggs said "NO!" I got ****ed off so I started cursing at the eggs, one said "you!..fertilize me now." I am thinking "whoa, we just met." Well, fertilizing was kind of fun Then after our one night stand, I started experiencing changes. I got bigger and bigger. 9 months later, bam! I am out of that scary zone.
THE END
Well, sit back and relax.
Once apon a time, in the 80s. I used to be a sperm and I used to just swim around with my sperm pals. We had racing contests. Yeah, I was even a racer back then. I always won too. I was the most popular one. Then my parents met and did that thing that I am not supposed to do because I am not married. I was transferred from one area to the next (dad to my mom). Next thing I know I am in a new environment with a bunch of my sperm pals. All of a sudden, we are surrounded by these eggs! I was so scared and didn't know what was going to happen. Sure, I acted brave because I had to keep my pals from breaking up into sperm pieces. I had to start communication with the eggs if I wanted to get out of this place. I said "We come in Peace." They said "We need a sacrifice." All of us were frightened now. They said don't be scared because in time you all are going to die. Then we were like "oh..at least it's democratic." So we needed to decide who was going to make the sacrifice and we picked this geek sperm. The eggs said "NO!" I got ****ed off so I started cursing at the eggs, one said "you!..fertilize me now." I am thinking "whoa, we just met." Well, fertilizing was kind of fun
Then after our one night stand, I started experiencing changes. I got bigger and bigger. 9 months later, bam! I am out of that scary zone. THE END
ummmm, there should be just one egg
as for the .org, I found it while I was reseaching cars. I lurked, bought a 5th gen, and joined.
Re: Re: Re: My Story
Originally posted by GLE02NJ
so no one found the story funny? I thought it was a little funny, I guess I am still immature.
me -->
all of you -->
so no one found the story funny? I thought it was a little funny, I guess I am still immature.
me -->
all of you -->
I still give you a
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