betta rekidnize!
Should be made a sticky...

1. My cars will always be clean and well presentable. I will ensure that my cars are in the highest state of mechanical condition and maintenance. I have an obligation to present these cars to others at a high standard.

2. I will always be polite, courteous, and friendly. I will not talk down to or ignore anyone, and I will cheerfully answer all questions. Maxima owners wrongly suffer from a "snob" label. By actively and always countering this, I will strive to change this perception among all whom I meet.

3. Where feasible, I will encourage inspection and observation of my cars. If someone is clean and courteous, I will encourage them to sit in my cars. I will actively encourage photographs. In particular, I will encourage this among younger children. On occasion, I will offer rides to admirers under the appropriate circumstances.

4. With one exception (see 5, below), I will obey all traffic laws or local traffic customs. Especially, I will pass other cars only in marked, safe passing zones, and I will always respect traffic speeds and noise ordinances within city limits. I will always drive in a defensive manner to protect myself and my vehicle. I will not initiate nor will I respond to challenges to race ricers on open public roads.

5. Operating my cars as intended will occur only on open, rural routes free of heavy traffic or on appropriately designated race courses. On public highways, I will use my highest powers of observation and diligence to ensure that I place myself, my vehicles, and the public in no additional danger. I will be aware of the environment and road conditions, and I will not drive at excessive speeds on unknown or suspect roads. When approaching blind corners or hills, I will assume that an obstacle exists and will take appropriate defensive measures.

6. I will share my passion and excitement for Maximas and Nissans with others through community service and charitable events. I will actively seek out community organizations such as local police departments and schools and offer my cars for use in events such as DARE programs, homecoming parades, pep rallies, Hooters food can drives, etc. Many communities have "Make a Wish" foundations for sick children. If given the opportunity, I will offer a day with myself and my cars to such organizations in an effort to brighten an otherwise trying life for someone less fortunate than I.

7. I will be honest and open with other enthusiasts, and I will accurately represent my cars to prospective owners and buyers. I will keep complete records, and I will always follow up with purchasers of my cars to ensure that they continue to gain maximum satisfaction and appreciation for cars that I have owned and serviced.

8. I will always have a smile on my face when inspecting, driving, or showing my cars to others. I will never forget how fortunate I've been to own such automobiles and I will constantly remind myself that the future is uncertain, and that today may be as good as it gets

 

Nice.

You forgot:

9; If I drive a 2k2 Six speed, I will at least ONCE completely obliterate a Mustang V-8 (choose year and model), and immediately after, assume my most dorky, unassuming what-the-hell just happened look to rub it in his face.

That way, he will whenever he sees a max.

 

1. i use to be like that but times change

2. maximas owners do not suffer from the "snob" label. on this board yes, on the streets no.

3. i only give rides to hot chix

4. some much for rule #4

5.

6. huh? i DARE a motherphucker to race me

7. yeah for the most part

8. yes im fourtante to own my maxima

 

#1 you gonna wah my car?

#2 yeah..sometimes.. but for the love of god.. if you can't figure out simple things.. F you

#3 NO KIDS.. then i have to drive slow

#4 uhh.. NO.. I will use ANY lane availible to get around slow mo-freakers.. if that means head on chicken.. I'm with it

#5 On public highways, I will use my highest powers of observation and diligence to ensure that I am the fastest moving car within a 500 mile radius

#6 ( carl I am with you ) every day I "Make a Wish" that I get a chance to run someone

#7 I am driving this **** till the wheels fall off

#8 I will remeber that I am fourtante to have a good job so I can mod my car and refer to #5

have a nice day and drive through

 

werd

 

Someone had some free time huh?

SuDZ

 

did you get that from another website and just inser the word "Maxima" all over the place?

 

NO FRIGGIN' ALTEZZAS!

 

amen to that

 

Ditto!! Waaaaaaaaaaay too much....

 

ALTEZZAS!

 

This is what happens when you upgrade all your servers to Microslop's W2K Server.

Funny you should ask. The original was found at www.espritfactfile.com

 

damn straight!

 

Well, I just failed the test. Both the Accord and the Max are trashed to hell.

 

i'll go with what he said.

 

i had to do that a few times before... I feel your pain.

SuDZ