So, someone tried to f with my car....

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12-07-2002, 07:31 PM

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So, someone tried to f with my car....

So, I washed my car today. Then when I got home I found the remains of a red-skinned potato around my tailpipe.

However, nothing was in my exhaust itself, so whomever tried that one: sorry, loser, you ****ed up, and hey, guess what, the cops are looking after my car now.

On the upside, my car is very clean again.

12-07-2002, 07:35 PM

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Re: So, someone tried to f with my car....

at least you saw it and there wasn't a potato in your tailpipe . cause that would've sucked ... bastards

12-07-2002, 07:45 PM

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what would happen if you drove with that in there?

12-07-2002, 07:52 PM

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what would happen if you drove with that in there?

It would fall out.

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12-07-2002, 08:39 PM

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It would fall out.
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12-07-2002, 09:12 PM

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Good eyes, Lime

12-07-2002, 10:08 PM

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what would happen if you drove with that in there?

it would backfire and probably shoot the potato out lol

12-07-2002, 11:31 PM

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The pressure from the exhaust is prettypowerful it would most likely shoot it out.

12-08-2002, 12:14 AM

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sorry that's way too funny, i'd be ****ed, but probably have to laugh at that one.

12-08-2002, 12:15 AM

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The pressure from the exhaust is prettypowerful it would most likely shoot it out.

on halloween we filled a muffler up with shaving cream

12-08-2002, 12:21 AM

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its the old banana in the... uhh potato in the tailpipe trick

12-08-2002, 06:28 AM

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Hi Erica!

12-08-2002, 06:42 AM

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its the old banana in the... uhh potato in the tailpipe trick

I *knew* someone here would quote that..

"Oh...your not gonna fall the bananna in the tailpipe?"

-Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop

12-08-2002, 07:17 AM

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Re: So, someone tried to f with my car....

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So, I washed my car today. Then when I got home I found the remains of a red-skinned potato around my tailpipe.

However, nothing was in my exhaust itself, so whomever tried that one: sorry, loser, you ****ed up, and hey, guess what, the cops are looking after my car now.

On the upside, my car is very clean again.

One time when my car was new someone left a plywood sheet laying against the rear bumper (in my apt. days). Just recently I found my side-view mirror folded-in at a mall. There are times I'm glad I drive a 5-yr old car, because if it were new I'd get mad!

12-08-2002, 07:37 AM

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hahaha well they didn't use the right size, because I didn't have a problem with the car running. I think it must have fallen off even before I started the car, because I never saw anything in my tailpipe, and I see the back end of my car every time I go to get in. There was just potato stuff around that tip-thing (stock muffler, baby). It smelled like baked potato though, so that was kind of cool; made me crave steak. haha!

12-08-2002, 08:07 AM

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hahaha well they didn't use the right size, because I didn't have a problem with the car running. I think it must have fallen off even before I started the car, because I never saw anything in my tailpipe, and I see the back end of my car every time I go to get in. There was just potato stuff around that tip-thing (stock muffler, baby). It smelled like baked potato though, so that was kind of cool; made me crave steak. haha!

if you had a 4 inch tip, they wouldnt be able to fit one in there

12-08-2002, 08:37 AM

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hmm maybe you have a steak grillin' in your engine and cranberry sauce in the gas tank and some wine in the windshield washer tank???

talk about having some meals on wheels

anyways, why would someone do that to you?

12-08-2002, 08:52 AM

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Pay some thugs to watch your car all day.

12-08-2002, 09:23 AM

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I think someone's just jealous of your sleek Euromax look what with the steelies

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It smelled like baked potato though, so that was kind of cool; made me crave steak. haha!

Man....thanks Erica. Now I don't think I can stop myself from picking up a steak while I'm out today. :P

12-08-2002, 09:26 AM

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What a perfectly good waste of a potato!

12-08-2002, 10:12 AM

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What a perfectly good waste of a potato!

doesnt it add like 10 hp???

anyone agree say "eye"

get it potatoe, eyes

12-08-2002, 11:16 AM

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bwaaaahahaha! Well, it still sucks. Police ARE hired thugs, Nick, and I know a few, so I should be ok.

12-08-2002, 11:48 AM

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HAHAHA...man thats funny. Who in the right mind would put a potato in an exhaust Lol. Whats funnier is the thought of the car shooting the potato out. Sorry to hear someone tried to mess w/ ur car but thanx for sharing this funny **s story.

12-08-2002, 06:42 PM

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It smelled like baked potato though, so that was kind of cool; made me crave steak. haha!

Chicks who eat red meat are the best

12-09-2002, 04:31 AM

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Chicks who eat red meat are the best

you beat

12-09-2002, 04:52 AM

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lol! Red mean owns j00. I like a good steak any time I can afford it haha. I think the potato fell off even before the car was started though...too bad...would have been funny.

12-09-2002, 04:57 AM

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lol! Red mean owns j00. I like a good steak any time I can afford it haha. I think the potato fell off even before the car was started though...too bad...would have been funny.

ok 1 Red mean??

2 i thought you was ****ed off

12-09-2002, 06:49 AM

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The old potato in the tailpipe brings back fond memories of high school pranks. Pretty harmless really, unlike getting keyed, slashed tires, or brake fluid on the paint. This person could have filled your tailpipe and muffler with the aersol self-expanding insulation foam, from an home improvement store. That stuff is just evil.

Do you think it may have been one of your friends playing a joke?