lets just say my brother took his anger out on me, by urinating on the side of my car and it was there overnight. i washed it off the next day, is this really bad for my paint job?

 

I have seen in the past that this does nothing bad long term

SuDZ

 

Urine should have a bad effect on his head.

 

here i am on a saterday night... bored as hell, so i decided to search google.com for "composition of urine".


The composition of urine:
1. water makes up about 90-95% of human urine

2. secreted substances: depending on what your body needs at any given time more or less of any ions found in the body can end up in urine. However you can count on relatively significant amounts of Na, K, PO4, and SO4 ions.

3. Little absorbed and/or nonreabsorbed substances: urea is the greatest component of urine after water. In addition creatinine and uric acid are significant components.

Here's an interesting quote i pulled...

"Usually people treat urine as dirty excretion just like feces. This is a serious misconception..."

LOL i guess when someone decides to **** on me, i won't be so worried


god, someone entertain me tonite

 

awwww all this for me

 

I've had a similar experience with my max. Some bastard decided to urinate all over the trunk while parked in my apartment complex. It was left there overnight too and it got all dried out. Some people are so immature and have no respect.

 

I was going to post about this question too. At work, theres this cat that goes around and pis$es on stuff and I caught him pi$sing on my wheel and god knows where else

 

That'd suck if he ****es on your door handles... LOLOLOLOLOL sorry i am not feeling too well tonite

 

some water should take care of it

 

nice brother

i say retaliate and urinate on face when he is sleeping.


i think just washing it off will do the trick. only effect it will have is that nice smell.

 

urinate IN his car

 

I think it smells bad, but obviously a car's body wont absorb it. I've heard that if a pet urinates on any furniture, it is totally ruined no matter what, there is no way to get the odor out of it. That's a shame when you're talking about a $5k sectional!

 

if i did that, he'd get his friends and i'd end up in the obituaries

he doesn't have a car cause a month into his license he was nailed with a DUI and CDS ... but he did drive my moms car which was a maxima, and i would never ...

 

"Golden shower" on a Max!! What's next, a "pearl necklace"??!!

 

wtf?????

 

what the hell? does your brother think he's a dog or what?

 

jerk off in his shampoo bottle.....that should teach him....

 

Very strange thread.

 

Once told my friend I gave my girl a Pearl Necklace, and he is like, "dude - you've only been going out for two weeks!"



B

 

well I decided against giving my ex a pearl necklace. I just shot it straight up all over her face.

 

 

Yes, it stinks.

 

You should definitely, and I quote from American Pie II, "BATHE THE STIFFMEISTER"

-fnny

Or you can just pee in his a/c vents on the top, where the winshield meets the hood At least he didn't do that!

 

 

Ok this post is just plain weird.

My job is as a biochemical physiologist, and I can tell you that normal black coffee (not Folgers crap, but like the stuff from Starbucks) is more stringent than normal urine. Now, if its really concentrated urine, it might be a little more acidic and contain more salts, but nothing to worry about. A tomato thrown at your car is more acidic and harmful to paint than urine.

I'm not sure if humans have the capacity to make uric acid from nitrogenous waste. Birds and reptiles can, which explains the milky white component of bird droppings, but humans can only form urea I think.

Although with Nissan's paint, you never know. I onced used a MacDonalds napkin to wipe some bird droppings off my car, and it scratched the paint!

 

Paper is a wood product.

 

amusing thread

 

what about cat pee?

 

this has to the be strangest thread in a while... almost as strange as bill's oil analysis ( bill)


why the hell would your brother **** on your car? i mean. is he civilized? why didnt he just leave a turd on your windshield?


seriously. people have to learn that there's a reason we're atop the food chain and not primal.


whats next?

Someone decided to bake a cake on my engine.

 

Some people - not so much.

SuDZ

 

We all keep waiting on the answer to why his brother did it. I think we need to wait on that.

Secondly MAYBE his brother was drunk and ****ed. Drunk people do dumb shiet.

Dixit

 

Have a cat pee on your car and see.

SuDZ

 

Cats are mammals like us. So, my guess is that their pee is similar to human pee, i.e. no uric acid but contains urea. But then, what do I know about cats...

 

You know, they sell those "engine grills" for tailgating.

 

OK

by popular demand, i'll tell you why my brother ****ed on my car.

It all started when everyone in my family went away for thanksgiving, we left on Thusday morning and did what we had to do. I had to work sat, and sunday so i came home friday night. When i get home the house smells like a combination of puke, old milk, and stale beer. I confront my brother about this and he is very defensive.

Later on, he asks me for some money so he can get some gas. I gave him the money under one condition, no smoking (whatever) in the house and he agreed.

When i come home from work on sunday i find a toilet paper roll sutffed with dryer sheets (it's supposed to make the smoke undetectable and not to give away the fact that you smoked pot in the house, UNLESS YOU LEAVE THE ****ING THING IN PLAIN SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!) so i was ****ed, and he didn't clean up after himself one bit, which i of course had to do. And this goes to show how ****in wasted they were, in the sink there was a plate with a fruit rollup on it, AND THEY WERE CUTTING IT WITH A ******* KNIFE

So when my parents came home later, and he came home (driving drunk again) i confronted him about it when he went to get it. And then my dad went to him room and confronted him about it. Before i know it they're argueing and i hear a bang and my mom starts calling my name. I run down to his room and i see him, and he has my dad in a headlock. So i just in and put some wrestling moves on him and try and get him to calm down, he bit my bicep and i still have a yellow bruise 2 weeks later. He thinks that i was attacking him

SO THATS WHY THE MOTHER****ER ****ED ON MY CAR stupid a$$

 

i think its time for some family therapy.. that blows. what an ungrateful brother.

 

seek

 

you have no idea ... and now he's been rubbing off on my sister and gives her drugs and cigarette's (she's only 15), and i think my 2 of really good friends are selling her drugs, so i hope they all die a horrible death real soon and i hope they burn in hell

 

...and now everyone knows why I've always said, "it's better to be pi$$ed off than to be pi$$ed on."