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Old 12-12-2002, 02:48 PM
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if ever there was any doubt that i am an a-hole

here is some proof

i just had to tell this story its so funny..

i was headed home tonite .. normal commute doing about 60 - 70 mph.. a burgundy neon flies by in the right hand lane.. probably doing about 80 - 100 mph..

afer a couple seconds.. i drop it in 3rd and start after him.. couple seconds later i fly by him doing about 135 he never knew what hit him ...
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yeah thats really funny and you're really an a-hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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Good stuff!!

I was on RT15 last Saturday and couldn't have any fun because my lady and the kid were in the car.
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Originally posted by deezo
Good stuff!

I was on RT15 last Saturday and couldn't have any fun because my lady and the kid was in the car.


i will slow down when i have mine too
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Re: if ever there was any doubt that i am an a-hole

Originally posted by SprintMax
here is some proof
i just had to tell this story its so funny..

i was headed home tonite .. normal commute doing about 60 - 70 mph.. a burgundy neon flies by in the right hand lane.. probably doing about 80 - 100 mph..

afer a couple seconds.. i drop it in 3rd and start after him.. couple seconds later i fly by him doing about 135 he never knew what hit him ...
A-HOLE you hurt my self confidence when you flew by me. ya,....i was in that freakin' neon
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Old 12-12-2002, 03:24 PM
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There was doubt?






















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Old 12-12-2002, 03:29 PM
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Re: Re: if ever there was any doubt that i am an a-hole

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A-HOLE you hurt my self confidence when you flew by me. ya,....i was in that freakin' neon
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Old 12-12-2002, 03:32 PM
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oh Sprinty, you shoulda let off the gas so he could here PSHHHHHHHH!
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Old 12-12-2002, 03:46 PM
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funny, I knew who the author was just by reading the subject...
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nice kill now tell toylet you're sorry for embarrasing his neon
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Who needed the story to validate that?
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I wish I could even hit 50 on my commute home.

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Old 12-12-2002, 06:13 PM
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Originally posted by Lordrandall
I wish I could even hit 50 on my commute home.

Yeah, if I don't get out the door by 4pm (I usually get in at 7am), I spend 45 minutes bucking/coasting in 2nd and 3rd gear.
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Old 12-12-2002, 06:19 PM
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Originally posted by SteVTEC
Yeah, if I don't get out the door by 4pm (I usually get in at 7am), I spend 45 minutes bucking/coasting in 2nd and 3rd gear.
Yeah, same here. 7:30 I'm here, 4:15 I'm out. At least an hour of 1st to 3rd gear action.

sigh, I miss my 1.5 mile commute.
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Old 12-12-2002, 06:48 PM
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But on my 55 minute commute home (if I leave too late, otherwise it's 25-30 minutes), I can shorten my drive time by 5 minutes by running the first 10 miles (always clear of congestion) at 120 mph instead of 60 mph.



But that just gets me to the bottleneck faster. Then I still have to sit around and buck in 1-3 for 45 minutes.

But bucking with a manual still beats playing my favorite guessing game - which gear will the automatic be in when I punch it, and if it's in 2nd, will it kick down to 1st in time for me to pull out in front of this big truck!

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Wow, neon's are really tough kills for 12 second Maximas. Good job.
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Originally posted by SteVTEC


But bucking with a manual still beats playing my favorite guessing game - which gear will the automatic be in when I punch it, and if it's in 2nd, will it kick down to 1st in time for me to pull out in front of this big truck!



For sure. I'd rather beat myself to death with a ACT Street disk than drive an auto.

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Old 12-12-2002, 07:30 PM
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Don't lie Steve

Originally posted by SteVTEC
Yeah, if I don't get out the door by 4pm (I usually get in at 7am), I spend 45 minutes bucking/coasting in 2nd and 3rd gear.

All of us in the area know if you don't get on the Beltway by 3 we are screwed.

BTW to any interested, I take Route 66 to and from work and if you leave anywhere from 6 to 8 it is a nightmare. I commute 25 miles each way, it takes about one hour and ten minutes each morning, and fifty minutes on the way home. And let's not even begin to talk about how long it takes to get home on Fridays.
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Old 12-12-2002, 07:57 PM
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yeah a neon tough competition......
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Old 12-12-2002, 10:38 PM
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not so much the 'kill' I think he is talking about, just how fast he sucked him in and spit him out...in one gear...
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Old 12-12-2002, 10:42 PM
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Re: if ever there was any doubt that i am an a-hole

They don't call them a-holes anymore....It's almost like calling a toilet a "john". They now call an a-hole a "sprint"!!!!

















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Old 12-13-2002, 02:43 AM
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yeah i doubted i was every going to beat him jeez you farts are slow.. at least slow MAXIN got the joke btw.. it was 3rd, 4th and 5th
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Originally posted by Conrad283
nice kill now tell toylet you're sorry for embarrasing his neon
Wonder if he has a better chance with his metro???
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Old 12-13-2002, 05:12 AM
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Sprint was not saying his Max is faster than a neon....he is just stating what an a$$ he is....
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So you did a ricer fly-by?
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So you did a ricer fly-by?

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Re: if ever there was any doubt that i am an a-hole

Originally posted by SprintMax
here is some proof

i just had to tell this story its so funny..

i was headed home tonite .. normal commute doing about 60 - 70 mph.. a burgundy neon flies by in the right hand lane.. probably doing about 80 - 100 mph..

afer a couple seconds.. i drop it in 3rd and start after him.. couple seconds later i fly by him doing about 135 he never knew what hit him ...
that is what is termed as a ricer flyby
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Originally posted by Mal5spdMax
yeah a neon tough competition......
Love when the Newb's chime in, and don't know that Sprint is just being himself and not trying to impress!!

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Old 12-13-2002, 05:50 AM
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ohhh...Big man you are
Beating up on little neons. You should've left it in 5th and walked him, that would be semi-impressive, but still not a big deal.
You probably wouldn't spool quick enough if you left it in 5th would you?

By the way, what color are my tailights?

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Re: if ever there was any doubt that i am an a-hole

Originally posted by SprintMax
here is some proof

i just had to tell this story its so funny..

i was headed home tonite .. normal commute doing about 60 - 70 mph.. a burgundy neon flies by in the right hand lane.. probably doing about 80 - 100 mph..

afer a couple seconds.. i drop it in 3rd and start after him.. couple seconds later i fly by him doing about 135 he never knew what hit him ...
I love it! No doubt in my mind.

Sprint = of the A-Holes!
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Re: Re: if ever there was any doubt that i am an a-hole

Originally posted by Mal5spdMax
yeah a neon tough competition......



Originally posted by AntGVR4

You probably wouldn't spool quick enough if you left it in 5th would you?

what is spooling?

Originally posted by AntGVR4
By the way, what color are my tailights?

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pink?

Originally posted by kronnman


I love it! No doubt in my mind.

Sprint = of the A-Holes!
http://forums.maxima.org/member.php?...hreadid=124491
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Originally posted by SprintMax
at least slow MAXIN got the joke
wont be slow 4 long...

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Originally posted by MAXIN


wont be slow 4 long...

$3.50 @ the white stone bridge
$1 @ new roc

then you can come see me for a duel
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Dont you know it is not nice to pick on the underprivalged?

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no prob...
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Originally posted by SuDZ
Dont you know it is not nice to pick on the underprivalged?

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um....who you talkin' bout willis?
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Originally posted by MAXIN


um....who you talkin' bout willis?
the neon man.. the neon
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oh yes...the neon....

if it were this neon would the same remarks be made?

http://www.aladdinpower.com/alan/neon.html

although I could careless bout a neon...
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