and no we were not racing.....dude NEVER had a chance

muwahwhahahahahha!!!!


I just left work and was ATTEMPTING to make a left turn...but these three dorks sped up when they saw I was trying to turn....so of course as soon as I made the left I smoked all three of thier mean behinds cut in front of them to make my second left (and they all had to sit behind me nananananana)

then LO AND BEHOLD I see the 4th gen and the honduh accord which had just dropped someone off and then merged into traffic behind me

the 4th gen was all white on chrome 19's with the trenz grill, a shaved tail and allwronga tail lights (altezzas )
the honduh...well who cares???


so he speeds up and tailgaits my rear till we get to the light, a crapload of cars are in front of us and the three of us proceed to weave in and out of traffic. I was in the lead till this wench decides to make a right turn without signaling!!! grrrrrr
the honduh jumps in front then the 4th...and alas ......then me


we get to the next light in the same order and since traffic is still heavy we are STILL weaving in and out of traffic trying to jummp ahead of one another (and NO we ARE NOT SPEEDING at this point)

then hehehehehehehehe .......we come to the flashing light and they get stuck in the bottleneck trying to make a right

I jumped in the left lane and made my right in front of the pack and all I see is nothing but open road ahead of me

they both did the same I gave them a SMIDGEN of an opportunity to catch up








then I SMOKED THEY A$$ES!!!!!!


wooo hoooooo

I feel so feminine right now lol

muwahahahahhahahahahaha

 

Bad girl! Bad girl! Come here so I can spank you!