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Old 03-01-2002, 06:11 AM
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I need counseling. Do you?
Wide Open Throttle Anonymous

Do you drop the pedal down at every opportunity?

Is an open freeway ramp your best friend?

Must you be first in line at all red lights?

Does your gas mileage reside in the teens?


If so, you may be a candidate for WOTA.
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:20 AM
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Re: I need counseling. Do you?
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Wide Open Throttle Anonymous

Do you drop the pedal down at every opportunity?

Is an open freeway ramp your best friend?

Must you be first in line at all red lights?

Does your gas mileage reside in the teens?


If so, you may be a candidate for WOTA.
There is a 12 step progrem for people like us. I am down to the last two steps. You have completed the most important step. Admit you have a problem!
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:26 AM
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Re: I need counseling. Do you?
Wide Open Throttle Anonymous

Do you drop the pedal down at every opportunity?
--- If I'm by myself, yes.

Is an open freeway ramp your best friend?
--- Most definitely.

Must you be first in line at all red lights?
--- I try to be.

Does your gas mileage reside in the teens?
--- 20-21... close enough.

If so, you may be a candidate for WOTA.

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Old 03-01-2002, 07:13 AM
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If you rev on Corvettes and Vipers and your excuse is "I just want to see what they can do" you might be a candidate
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Old 03-01-2002, 07:41 AM
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I need help too.
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Old 03-01-2002, 08:23 AM
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I have to slow down to "highway speeds" after I exit the onramp. I believe I'm a candidate

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Old 03-01-2002, 08:50 AM
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See my sig...

We should get WOTA stickers for our cars.
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Old 03-01-2002, 08:55 AM
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Originally posted by SteVTEC
I have to slow down to "highway speeds" after I exit the onramp. I believe I'm a candidate

I do to....i want to be a candidate.
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Old 03-01-2002, 01:37 PM
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I'm in.

And proud of it.
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Old 03-01-2002, 01:41 PM
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I am guilty and in need of it (lol), I love Jack rabbit starts up to about 50 or 60!
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Old 03-01-2002, 01:49 PM
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sigh, im a candidate too...
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Old 03-01-2002, 02:18 PM
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Yup I've been suffering from that disease ever since I started driving . I would proudly display a WOTA sticker on my car, but I'm afraid it'd be too much of a cop magnet.
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Old 03-01-2002, 03:27 PM
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I am in..BTW I pass traffic on the Highway on ramp and gas is about 275 miles for a tank
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Old 03-01-2002, 05:59 PM
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yep.. i am a member.. but i am not denying it..!! i am accepting it...
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:16 PM
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I tried to play with a Viper once in my VG. hahahah
oh man. I ALMOST HAD HIM.
those cars are um, QUICK.

-raises hand-
I am such the perfect member.
But i have gotten better since hitting a wall.
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:23 PM
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Hi, my names i999maximagirl...and I have a speeding problem.
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:32 PM
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I'm in. Couldn't keep it under the speed limit even on my first time ever driving.
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:35 PM
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i am a to this "accepting my problems" thing.. are we gonna meet up and all get tickets getting there???
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:37 PM
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Originally posted by yo_its_ok
NO kidding...almost got the caravan all arrested...and there is another guilty party member too, I'm waiting for him to post up.
Excuse me? Did I tell anyone to come racing after me? If I got caught I would have delt with the consequences. And if I remember correctly, none of the tickets that night were for speeding they were for altezzas, blue lights and other things like that. So I'm INNOCENT...INNOCENT I tell you.
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:44 PM
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Originally posted by redmaxpa007
i am a to this "accepting my problems" thing.. are we gonna meet up and all get tickets getting there???
Well if they hold meets, I am sure all of the "members" would set land speed records getting there.













At least I would
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:45 PM
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Originally posted by yo_its_ok


NO kidding...almost got the caravan all arrested...and there is another guilty party member too, I'm waiting for him to post up.
Guilty of what? Driving my car fast? I came up on that cop at ~100 mph, if he wanted me he coulda had me...I can't outrun a radio. But to accuse me of almost getting the group arrested? I don't think so. If he had pulled me over he wouldn't have written me the ticket, and no one would have gotten arrested. Golden was rocking the hyper bulbs in his Altezza's and the dark tint I certainly did not put them there. To think that he wouldn't have gotten pulled over no matter what is decieving only yourself. I radio'd to Christine and was frantically trying to call Brett to warn them. I did my piece. I didn't have anyone else's number. If I had gotten pulled over I would have handled it accordingly. I was willing to play, I was willing to pay. Guilty? Yes of driving MY car too fast... nothing more, whoever wanted to tag along for the ride was taking the same chance I was.
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Originally posted by yo_its_ok


LoL...that night was anarchy...absolut anarchy, but it was great, and would do it again in a heartbeat.

Put me down for another run
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:49 PM
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i think i qualify for the WOTA standards...im gonna solve this flooring problem by extending my pedal stopper..heh MAYBE ill crack 20s in MPG then
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Originally posted by Maximan190
i think i qualify for the WOTA standards...im gonna solve this flooring problem by extending my pedal stopper..heh MAYBE ill crack 20s in MPG then
We'll see March 10th
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:55 PM
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I'm so alone in Idaho. Noone to play with
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Originally posted by yo_its_ok


LoL I know ... I just wanted to stir things up
You seem to do it so well

Sup Hogie?
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Originally posted by yo_its_ok
I'll be in the slammer, so see yall in April
I'll be thinkin of you as we fly I mean drive to the meet. Unless you want us to bust I mean bail you out.
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Old 03-04-2002, 07:02 AM
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I have no bail set for what I am charged with.
This makes the speed contest ticket look like a joke. 30 days in jail + 120 hours community service including Gun Safety Seminars, and why weapons should not be kept in the house loaded.
Pistol Permit revoked, I am the shame of the NRA.
I keep my gun loaded when in the house, but when I go to the range I take the clip out and unload the rounds out of the clip. I don't want to mess with the gun laws. Not fun.
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Old 03-04-2002, 07:28 AM
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Originally posted by SteVTEC
I have to slow down to "highway speeds" after I exit the onramp. I believe I'm a candidate

I did that yesterday, just in time to legally (barely) pass the motorcycle patrolman and that was on a tight, slow cloverleaf onramp with a big shock-eating dip at the bottom ...
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Old 03-04-2002, 08:17 AM
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i think its my duty to call out the atlanta boyz. we have a serious problem. at one meet they called five fulton county police on us.


too bad we were in cobb county by the time they responded. i dont think we need counseling, we need to be punished with automatic geo metro three cylinders.
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Old 03-04-2002, 08:20 AM
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Originally posted by nismo2020
i dont think we need counseling, we need to be punished with automatic geo metro three cylinders.
They have so little power, I'd have it to the floor even when I'm slowing down.
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