I saw a horrible Maxima the other day (Sorry ... no pics)

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Mar 13, 2002 | 09:36 AM
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Since I wreck my car, I've been riding with my dad to and from work.

The other day, we were going home and I saw a beige Max up ahead with Altezzas.

That in itself was bad enough. But then as we pulled closer, I saw that he had the Erebuni kit on. I'm not knocking those with the kit, but ... IMHO, it doesn't look that great.

We pull up behind him. He has this loud annoying muffler buzzing the whole time. I could see wires hanging out from under the rear bumper... with electrical tape hanging off of it no less. I can only assume it was for his underbody neon kit.

And he has a stock spoiler, but didn't disconnect his CHMSL. On top of the right brake light on the trunk, he has a SE badge (which looks like it came off a Pathfinder or something).

My dad switches lanes back and forth just going with the flow of traffic and I see that he has 18 or 19 inch chromes. Flashy nasty looking chrome rims. He also has SE-L badges on his door and blue sidemarkers drilled in.

We pull up a little bit and I see his hood. Air scoops everywhere! It looks like a molded job but there were two scoops in the center and two scoops along each side near the fender (making for 6 air scoops in all!)

Erebuni front bumper and a SMX grill. I just shook my head in utter amazement.


Cliffnotes: GXE/GLE beige Max with Erebuni kit, Altezzas, wires hanging off the back bumper with SE badges all over the place, big chrome rims, loud exhaust, blue sidemarkers and too many air scoops on hood.



Oh ... and last week, I was driving to school (my dad gives me the Pathfinder so I can go to school once a week) and I see a blue Max pulling up behind me. It's a custom blue paint, sorta like the color Shadow has. Sarona kit on... molded! It looked really nice molded on... I pull up next to the guys and amaze them with my knowledge of what the name of the kit is.



But get this ... they slapped on a Stillen sticker on the sideskirt.



And they didn't have cleared tails. They drove away before I could tell them about the Org.
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Mar 13, 2002 | 09:41 AM
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maybe he has stillen engine parts?
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Mar 13, 2002 | 09:54 AM
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Mar 13, 2002 | 09:55 AM
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Maybe ... but why put it the sticker on the sideskirt then?

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Originally posted by LucentAUTO
maybe he has stillen engine parts?
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Mar 13, 2002 | 10:08 AM
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Good writing Clee, I especially like the cliffnotes mid way.
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Mar 13, 2002 | 12:38 PM
  #6  
cliffnotes LOL! Sweet. You know, I never used those...I was sucha good girl. Thank goodness I'm done with school, because I know I would be resorting to them now.

I've seen some a$$-oogly max's at the West Farms mall, so don't feel bad. Plus I see Ricemax all the time! And he stalls. HAHAHAHA.
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Apr 24, 2002 | 09:34 PM
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Erica,
When is the nemaxima site expected to be up? Are you involved with it?
Cheers,
Gary
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Apr 24, 2002 | 09:39 PM
  #8  
Cliffnotes Thats all I read
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Apr 24, 2002 | 09:48 PM
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Speaking of ugly Maxs....
I saw a Green 4th gen today....it had gold trim from the headlights back to the trunk. it started at the headlights and went along the fenders, then it ran along the door around the door handle, then intersected with more gold trim lining the door edges all around.....then of course there was the gold cell phone antenna and gold trim around the grill....the thing that set off was that the trim was obviously done by the owner, it was lined up horribly and the ends weren't lined up or even straight where it met the door......I nearly threw up on myself!!! the driver(middle aged lady) was perched up all proudly in the seat, I laughed my *** off and though "yeah I bet you think you're so cool."
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Apr 24, 2002 | 10:56 PM
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Re: I saw a horrible Maxima the other day (Sorry ... no pics)
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Originally posted by clee130
Since I wreck my car, I've been riding with my dad to and from work.

The other day, we were going home and I saw a beige Max up ahead with Altezzas.

That in itself was bad enough. But then as we pulled closer, I saw that he had the Erebuni kit on. I'm not knocking those with the kit, but ... IMHO, it doesn't look that great.

We pull up behind him. He has this loud annoying muffler buzzing the whole time. I could see wires hanging out from under the rear bumper... with electrical tape hanging off of it no less. I can only assume it was for his underbody neon kit.

And he has a stock spoiler, but didn't disconnect his CHMSL. On top of the right brake light on the trunk, he has a SE badge (which looks like it came off a Pathfinder or something).

My dad switches lanes back and forth just going with the flow of traffic and I see that he has 18 or 19 inch chromes. Flashy nasty looking chrome rims. He also has SE-L badges on his door and blue sidemarkers drilled in.

We pull up a little bit and I see his hood. Air scoops everywhere! It looks like a molded job but there were two scoops in the center and two scoops along each side near the fender (making for 6 air scoops in all!)

Erebuni front bumper and a SMX grill. I just shook my head in utter amazement.


Cliffnotes: GXE/GLE beige Max with Erebuni kit, Altezzas, wires hanging off the back bumper with SE badges all over the place, big chrome rims, loud exhaust, blue sidemarkers and too many air scoops on hood.



Oh ... and last week, I was driving to school (my dad gives me the Pathfinder so I can go to school once a week) and I see a blue Max pulling up behind me. It's a custom blue paint, sorta like the color Shadow has. Sarona kit on... molded! It looked really nice molded on... I pull up next to the guys and amaze them with my knowledge of what the name of the kit is.



But get this ... they slapped on a Stillen sticker on the sideskirt.



And they didn't have cleared tails. They drove away before I could tell them about the Org.
man! that's Kev's dream ride!!
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