Well it starts off that there was a snake crossing the road. Me and a friend decided to catch it. Well I grabbed it by the back of the head and put it in a shoe box. It was just a black snake so I wasn't skerred. Anyways we brought it to town and was gonna put it in someone's car while it was in the shoe box. But instead I figured I would get a friend back from recent stuff he had done to me. SO I turned the shoe box upside down in his truck seat, and well he realized what it was and through it in my car. The snake tried to go under the seat and I grabbed it's tail and TRIED to jerk it out but... it got back in the car. So since saturday I have had a snake in my car, no clue where it was at cuz I stripped the carpet and no sign of it. Well today me and two other friends were riding on a backroad and the one in the back started screaming so I pulled over really fast and the damn snake was in the floor half way under my seat. We stopped in someone's yard and the dude came out there with a rake and we was going to try and get it out. Well to make a long story short the snake got away once again but this time it went under the dash. I tore the dash apart and didn't find nothing and the only place I can think is it is in the firewall. So if it ever dies. I'm gonna have some issues.

 

I'm not sure if I should or not. In any case I hope you can remove the crawler soon. I'd be paranoid to drive knowing it is in my car.

 

I'd keep it. Feed it mice and keep the windows cracked open. That way when some a-hole is breaking into your car and has his head underneath your dash bypassing the alarm, he'll get a terror induced stroke....

-RMB

 

I've got a snake in my trousers, does that count?

 

You mean that little troll.

 

I had a boa in my car, but back then my car was an altima. I think it liked the ride. Me and some of my girfriends took the snake to a party and got it high.

 

put one of those viper car alarm stickers on your car. kind of a warning to theives like "beware of dog" or something

 

man thats crazy stuf right there. Now you can ask girls if they wanna go in your car and help you find your snake without getting kicked in the nuts

 

This has got to be one of the weirdest posts I've read.

 

ROTFL, this is hilarous, sorry about the trouble tho

 

Now I've heard it all...LOL...quite a predicament you've got yourself in. I'd hate to be in your shoes with a snake crawling around in my car, but good luck with everything.

 

Must be really scary while driving around...
I have a spider that lives in my driver side mirror. I tried spraying it out with a hose, but it keeps spinning a web every morning, how great

 

"if it ever dies, im gonna have some issues"
dude i think youre past that point now with that snake haha
good luck with your new pet! it could be a useful friend

 

Thats so funny. Seriously though I don't think I could drive my car knowing there was a snake crawling around somewhere.

 

That may be the funniest thing ive ever heard, defiently the funniest post.

 

No, but a kitten got stuck in between the intake housing and the throttle body in my truck one time.

 

damn! if its not in the dash... it's under ure seat somewhere... i mean where the freak can it go??

 

weirdest funny thread ever.


if i were you i'd go to a pet store where they sell snakes and ask them what they'd recomend to lure it out...

 

try one of those altra sonic things i heard snakes hear low frequencies from the simpsons episode

 

dam white people and their experiments...lol...i would be scared to look at it...i hate snakes

 

maybe you should smoke bomb him out, cause in todays world, if someone tries to break in and steal your car. and the snake bites him, your gonna have a lawyer after you. and the theif will probably win!!

 

How about setting a trap (maybe using a large glass jar with a small neck) & putting a mouse in it as bait. Maybe oil the inside of the jar by swirling some veggie oil around the side wall so that the snake can't slither out once it's in??

Good luck!!

 

What's it's name?

 

This is funny as hell. Anyway, I see that the moderators close a White maxima club thread but not one that talks about snakes and has less to do with maximas than a car color. good job. ibtl.

 

Originally posted by Kyle7475
[B]Well it starts off that there was a snake crossing the road. Me and a friend decided to catch it. Well I grabbed it by the back of the head and put it in a shoe box. It was just a black snake so I wasn't skerred. Anyways we brought it to town and was gonna put it in someone's car while it was in the shoe box. But instead I figured I would get a friend back from recent stuff he had done to me. SO I turned the shoe box upside down in his truck seat, and well he realized what it was and through it in my car. The snake tried to go under the seat and I grabbed it's tail and TRIED to jerk it out but... it got back in the car. So since saturday I have had a snake in my car, no clue where it was at cuz I stripped the carpet and no sign of it. Well today me and two other friends were riding on a backroad and the one in the back started screaming so I pulled over really fast and the damn snake was in the floor half way under my seat. We stopped in someone's yard and the dude came out there with a rake and we was going to try and get it out. Well to make a long story short the snake got away once again but this time it went under the dash. I tore the dash apart and didn't find nothing and the only place I can think is it is in the firewall. So if it ever dies. I'm gonna have some issues.

 

roflmao

 

Can you say DUMBA$$.... this is the funniest thing i've read all day, thanks for making me laugh.

 

PROTECTED BY VIPER STAND BACK!!

 

 

You could freeze or over heat the snake out of the car, they are cold blooded and sensitive to temperature change.

 

Funniest thread yet! (but only cause it's not my car - I'd be freakin out if there was a snake somewhere in it...)

Good luck getting it out, and try and take some pics.

Eric
99SE 5spd

 

i guess you guys have nothing better to do than to play with wild snakes

this post is too funny!

Ant

 

the sad part is that it is posiable! good luck w/the snake.

 

Time to get a pet mongoose.

 

roflmbao!!!!

the theme song from jacka$s is running through my head!!!

only a man......

 

I haven't had a snake in my car, but one day I left my windows down and I had gotten into it that night and when driving. 10 Minutes later a cat jumped from the back seat into the passenger's seat and scared to ish outta me. Luck for me he didn't take a crap or wiss in my car. When I got back to the parking lot he didn't want to get out.
He must have been cold.
Weird huh?

 

Once I had a goldfinch stuck in my front grill.

 

My car would be for sale!! D@mn, now I'm gonna dream about snakes tonite...I wish I hadn't read this!!

 

thats just hilarious...i can just imagine a snake like burrowing out one of your seats and it has a little nest in there...i know a car is complicated, but how many places can a snake hide?

 

So he did whiz and crap in your car? And you're lucky? Is that some sort of fetish?

I'm just playin'.