So today i get bored and decide to head to local self car wash and clean my max. it took me 1 hour but i got the car clean as hell

anyways, after all the rubbing and cleaning is done, i grab the high pressure water and put money in and start rinsing the car, mean while i see this new red civic coupe come in car wash and go to the space after me ( kinda close to me) and the driver was a HOT *** Blonde (prolly 22 or 23 years old). after the rising is done, i start drying the car with the water blade and dry other parts with a small towel. meanwhile i hear someone say "WHERE IN THE HELL DID U GET THAT? WHAT IS IT?" and the hot chick is walkin towards me. then i go "umm from walmart" and i explain what it is and all that and she was really amazed how it dryed the car and asks me if she could use it after she rinses her car too. so i was like O.K. this chick was damn hot! the california water blade surely can do more good than just drying ur car. i suggest everyone get 1, its a CHICK KILLA .

and no i didnt get her #, and plz dont me.

 

you were doing real well until that last sentence

 

"WHERE IN THE HELL DID U GET THAT? WHAT IS IT?"

Any number of answers would've worked...

• It's an anti wrinkle squeege
• It's some sex toy somebody left at my place
• It's a new combo body/car dryer - wanna go for a swim?

 

asdf

 

How about instead? j/k

 

I was hoping the story ended "we went for a quickie and I rode off into the sunset"...very disappointed. lol. She's a Civic Driver anyways, who needs her

 

she used you DoGGy...

 

You should have at least asked her if you could see her hummer ...I mean civic