my cousin has a 95 civic si and he has done some mods to the car. when i bought my mighty max he laughed at me saying i m driving a sedan this and that. he was pretty cocky so i asked him for a run down anthony henday. even though mine is an auto and stock kicked civic *** from start to finish .
he was pissed cause i embarassed him. so he sprayed WD-40 on my driverside rear brake and now its f**in up sometimes when i brake any one with any ides please

 

Wow, what a douchebag. I'd kick his azz personally and make him pay for the repair.

 

Kick his **** !!!!!!

dont worry WD-40 is just a water dispersant, it will go away in about a week, or should at least

 

buy a can of brake clean 4 dollars

 

yo do the same thing to his civic lol, let him know how it tastes

 

put sugar in his gas tank haha

 

Slop axle grease on all surfaces of all of his discs. That'll learn him.

 

^^^^^ yes it would! .... lol or just undo the lugs on his REAR (not front, don't wanna total him!) tires and watch and LOL as they come off as he takes off. Mean ... maybe, but never fight fair!

 

Kick his *** and do the above quote!!!!!!!

 

go to a local big tire place, ask them for some of that soap that they use to change truck tires (tractor trailer) slop that on his windsheild and rub it around then take it off. That **** will bouble up for a good 3 to 4 months everytime it rains...... it's hillarious

 

thats the best one

 

wait...and he's your cousin? what kind of cousin does that?

 

<--- ignore the ranting, tis for the soap! lol

 

isnt dew lay no mo Canto for eff your mom or something ?


how offensive.

 

Spray Aircraft Stripper into his eyes.

 

Actually, you ALREADY have the last "gotcha"...you own a real car! Let him suffer!

 

you guys r a bunch of evil geniuses. great ideas.

 

Paintball every last inch of his car so at close so that it dents and as a brand spankin new crappy paint job lol

 

if you really want to total out his car you can take milk and puree shrimp and poor it into the A/C inlet, under his windshield and he will remember you for all the days to come or every time he turns his cooling or heating on

 

^^lmao i love that one

 

I think this is the best idea because it's harmless to his car and he'll always remember to not **** with your car. Plus it'll look funny as hell each time he drives in the rain.

Then go buy some mods and give him the bill while telling him the bill is for the repair.

 

just punch him in the nose

 

**** that, are you kidding me? Don't even bother playing stupid tricks back on him..... be the first one to take it to the next level, if you don't and you do some stupid thing back to him, HE will be the one to take it to the next level and he'll key your car or put bologna on your paint or in some way ruin your paint job....... and considering he's so moronic he even risked a major accident (now you need to do both rear brakes thanks to him) Here's what you do........

Loosen his drain-plug in the middle of the night 3 weeks from now, lay on your back and just bring a bunch of metric wrenches or just use vise-grips, loosen it so it it only on by a few threads, but don't go to far, and never ever ever speak of it to anyone ever again, don't open your mouth about it, don't brag, don't do anything except loosen the drain-plug when he leasts expects it and forget it ever happened.

 

Can't we all just get along?

 

Punch him in the face with a hot soldering iron.

 

It's a myth that was busted on MythBuster

Bleach on the other hand works.

 

ROTFLMAO

 

OE B and D series motor drain plugs have 17mm heads, just FYI. So no need to carry more than one wrench, heh.