cats...

i found dirty car paws all over my hood and roof!

blasted felines! i'm gonna have to kick some ***!

 

I have a deal with my cat- he doesn't get on my Maxima, and I don't soak him with the hose! Yesterday, there were kitty prints all over it, (the kiss of death on clean Icelandic Pearl) somebody's gonna get a bath! (not just the car!)
Regards, David Burnette

 

...an airborn patio umbrella??that one hurt!(my Max)

 

At least the cats have good taste... they know the cool cars to hang around. And who wouldnt want to be seen around a Maxima!

 

Thats so funny Dave...I could not resist a grin on that one! LOL! I use a squirt gun to discipline my cats. They get near my stuff...Squirt squirt...They are getting used to it though.....

I'll one up all of you. There is a rash of Flying ants or termites or something. Anywho...they get stuck in the dew on my car nad the birds are hopping around my car eating them. Meanwhile the claws are scratching my roof. No joke.

For the longest time I could not figure out how they were getting there. Then I actually got up early enough to see what was going on....Who would have thought bird claws could scratch the Max? So now I have to figure out how to stop before I get the roof buffed out....?

 

How about asphalt roof shingles. Not on my Max, but on my buddy's Civic.. not very pretty.

 

How about squirrels who like to picnic on your trunk? I found nutshells and scratches last weekend - it could only be squirrels. (I hope Meguire's can rescue the trunk).

 

Just coyotes ****ing on my tires before I got my garage.

 

There are some damn dogs that like urinating on my wheels....so one morning I was going to work and noticed that the car was not rolling right. I stopped on the side of the freeway to notice that the dogs urine had frozen and was causing the wheel to be off ballance.

Damn dogs!

 

this is my final environmental hazard..it happens every fall. The birds get into tons of wild grapes growing everywhere out in the fields around here..then they **** deep purple spots all over my cars..and this stuff stains way more than regular bird crap. If they happen to target your favourite shirt hanging out on the line..it's game over.
if they get the car..i have to get right on it real quick!

 

LOL, yeah bird **** is a b!tch if you don't get it off quickly!

 

I parked my car in this certain lot TWICE when I was at work.

The first day, I got some homeless guy dripped milk all over the hood (i dont want to know what he was doing) man, that left some nasty spots...

and just yesterday, I got a pigeon with the biggest diarrhea problem crapped all over my trunk/rear right light. damn!!!!!!

 

those are nothing...

i saw 2 cats having S E X on my hood and left not only paw prints but liquid... you know what that was...

Then there was a squirrel hibernating in my exhaust building itself a home made of sticks...