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Old May 17, 2002 | 08:25 PM
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This post has no real intellectual value, but rather tells a sad tale...

So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.

"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!

I think I'm going to cry


Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
Old May 17, 2002 | 08:27 PM
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OUCH!
Old May 17, 2002 | 09:11 PM
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At least she didn't say it was ugly.

Old May 17, 2002 | 09:30 PM
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At least she didn't say it was ugly.
hmmm...
you make a good point...

I guess it isn't ugly...

So she was right in some respect...

Thanks clee, I feel better now.
Old May 17, 2002 | 10:42 PM
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dude if a chick said your car is cute, maybe she'll go out with you too
Old May 17, 2002 | 10:53 PM
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dude if a chick said your car is cute, maybe she'll go out with you too
I can only hope. Some action would be nice right about now...
Old May 17, 2002 | 11:03 PM
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Originally posted by Zane14


I can only hope. Some action would be nice right about now...
Oh so is that all their good for "some action". what happened to relationships...where is today's society going......












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Old May 17, 2002 | 11:04 PM
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It hurts even more when they stretch the word cute. Like "it so cuuuuute" you know what I mean?
Old May 17, 2002 | 11:11 PM
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Re: This post has no real intellectual value, but rather tells a sad tale...

Originally posted by Zane14
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.

"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!

I think I'm going to cry


Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
Whip out your "manlyness" and show HER who's DA MAN!
I think she'll change her mind.

PS
Cute, a Beetle is Cute, the New MINI is Cute, but a Bloody MAX???
How can it be CUTE?
WHt you got sunflower style rims on it? Barney tints? An engine that revs with the melody of twinklw twinkle little star?

Got a little steamed
Old May 17, 2002 | 11:28 PM
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Maybe you should tell her how cute the back seat is
Old May 17, 2002 | 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by Nismo
Maybe you should tell her how cute the back seat is



Old May 18, 2002 | 12:12 AM
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I don't know about cute, but twice now girls have said, "damn this car is sexy," maybe its just the girl. Or maybe there just aren't many tight cars around boulder???
Old May 18, 2002 | 05:35 AM
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Just ask her out and let us all know how it went. For girls CUTE is good.
Old May 18, 2002 | 06:56 AM
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CUTE = She wants your oo===D
Old May 18, 2002 | 06:58 AM
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show us pics of your cute car.
Old May 18, 2002 | 07:05 AM
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Originally posted by 97maximase5spd
CUTE = She wants your oo===D
Old May 18, 2002 | 07:53 AM
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Re: This post has no real intellectual value, but rather tells a sad tale...

Originally posted by Zane14
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.

"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!

I think I'm going to cry


Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
You should have presented your barbers pole and said "whaddya think of this?"
Old May 18, 2002 | 08:05 AM
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Dude dont worry about it, she probably dident know what to say, I got my girlfriend with my car. She asked me "so, am i gona get to ride in you cool car?" I was jomping for joy.... But whatever the point is that chicky wants you, go for it.
Old May 18, 2002 | 08:14 AM
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Re: This post has no real intellectual value, but rather tells a sad tale...

Originally posted by Zane14
So today when I get to work, I see this hot girl that volunteers there(I work at a hospital). We talk a little bit and she says to me "Hey, I really like your car."
So now I'm thinking, alright, chick digs the car. I say "Well thanks. I like it a lot, it's fast and reliable." And then she hits me with it.

"Yeah, but it's really, really cute." CUTE! MY CAR IS NOW CUTE! It's like a blow to the stomach! Cute! How can my manly max be cute?!

I think I'm going to cry


Ok, so thats a little dramatic, but my car still isn't cute damnit!
I think...
At least she did't say its pretty!!
Old May 18, 2002 | 09:42 AM
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As Batman once said "It's the car, chicks dig the car"
Old May 18, 2002 | 10:40 AM
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I had a chick tell me my car was "badass" lastnight
Old May 18, 2002 | 11:17 AM
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post a pic of your car
Old May 18, 2002 | 02:39 PM
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Here is some reassurance:

Guys with cute cars and guys with cute chicks go hand in hand.
Old May 18, 2002 | 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by blackmxma
I don't know about cute, but twice now girls have said, "damn this car is sexy," maybe its just the girl. Or maybe there just aren't many tight cars around boulder???
or maybe its u?
Old May 18, 2002 | 05:20 PM
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its ok i get the "cute car" line all the time.. i dont care i dont like my car anyway
Old May 18, 2002 | 05:23 PM
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wait, now i'm confused.. if our cars aren't cute.. and there not ugly? then what are they? Sophisticated..? i was kinda under the impression that the 4th generation was cute..?
Old May 18, 2002 | 05:27 PM
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actually the 4th gen back (which is what makes the car) looks cute with a spoiler
Old May 18, 2002 | 06:09 PM
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My girlfriend despises my car and wishes it would fall off a cliff.






















Because I spend more time with it than her!!!
Old May 18, 2002 | 06:39 PM
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haha exactly what happened to me once, a girl called my car cure..its nots cute, my car is badasss and it is a force not to be reckoned with
Old May 18, 2002 | 10:03 PM
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I don't have a picture of my car on this computer, but it looks like a stock champagne SE w/ spoiler (of course), and the 16" alloy wheels.

And I have decided that my car is not at all cute, but rather is a sophisticated piece of Japanese engineering. I am secure in my car's "sexuality". My car is cool, I'm cool, enough said.

Oh, and I don't think I would ever go out with this girl because she isn't that bright. I don't like morons. Casual sex on the other hand...

But in seriousness, I don't think so. I like a little more meaning in my relationships. Besides, how could I hook up with a girl that thinks my car is cute? She'd need to have a lot more than just good looks.
Old May 18, 2002 | 11:55 PM
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Originally posted by nadir_s


or maybe its u?

well, yeah, thats obviouse, I just didn't want to say it in front of all these other un-sexy guys...
Old May 20, 2002 | 01:16 AM
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Originally posted by 97maximase5spd
CUTE = She wants your oo===D
Old May 20, 2002 | 10:11 AM
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Originally posted by Zane14

But in seriousness, I don't think so. I like a little more meaning in my relationships. Besides, how could I hook up with a girl that thinks my car is cute? She'd need to have a lot more than just good looks.
Noone said you have to get married and make babies.

Just bang the chick.....

-RMB
Old May 20, 2002 | 10:41 AM
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Originally posted by rmb


Noone said you have to get married and make babies.

Just bang the chick.....

-RMB
Actually, I think the Pope said just that!



IanS
Old May 20, 2002 | 02:41 PM
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oh man this has got to be one of the funniest threads in a while.

i don't think the max is cute at all, though, it does look pretty short (and stubby) when seen from the rear or front end.
Old May 20, 2002 | 04:10 PM
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tell her if she thinx the outside is cute wait till she gets her hands on the stick
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