Right, so I was on lunch from work right, and I'm cruisn down to McD's on my trike, Because my max's tranny is a piece of ****,so im' going to hang with some friends.
It's bout a 2 mile ride, so I'm all about getting my shiz on, burning my rear 12 inchers, 120 spoke all gold rims. Right, so I pull up to this stop light, and right next to me I see this riced up Elantra. This fool was all giving me the eye, and then he says, "hey, how bout we run em?" and i'm like, "yo man, you aint got nothin on this 3 wheeled shiznit!" i hop off my ride, let a little air out the tires, and turn on my insta-nawwws. Take a big drink of jolt soda to get my legs ready... so im all tensin my legs, he's revvin his little 4 banger, and i know i got this *****. I get my legs to about 200 ft lbs of pressure, and the light turns, and BAM! My rear tires are squelin like a ****, and im leaving 1 inch blackmarks all over his ***. i look behind, and all i see is smoke, and that ho about 3 car lengths back. im all laughing, and i start making left and right hand turn signals with my arms. And then I realize, ****! this thing only does 25 mph tops! im about to the 1/8 mile, and fzzzzzzzzzzshhhh! that ***** speeds by me like it aint no thang. I get to McD's, and I see his car there.. im all mad and shiz, so i back my trike up to his car, and do a brake torque all over his rear bumper... yeah *****!
Dats a kill in my book! my tricycle rules!

Note: This is fictional writing.

 

Is this the part where you expect everyone to reply with "LOL" and "ROFL"..etc?


Go spend your time doing something better.

 

After reading his post I sat there in a general state of utter confusion. So I didnt post a reply...