add gas to my car? Do I put more oil in when I change it? Where are my pants?

 

When do I add gas to my car?
Never, just buy a new one.

Do I put more oil in when I change it?
You should never change your oil

Where are my pants?
Up in that tree over there.

 

Oh, cool. Thanks

 

Lordrandall is wrong.

I mean, he's write about the gas and oil thing, but your pants aren't in the tree anymore, I'm wearing them. And what nice pants.

By the way, everytime I fill my car up with diesel fuel, it breaks down. I can't figure it out, plus it's annoying. This one might be for Matt.

Thanks for any help.

---Mark

 

Gosh, I just realized a huge error in my last post, I spelled "right", "write". God, what an idiot I am. Oh well.

 

oh boy....mike...just bleed your brakes and everything will be ok...

 

Yeah I find that loosening the lug nuts (or event taking them all off) will solve your problems too! As for your pants, I think that my neighbor is wearing them (in Omaha, NE!! wow you get around!) j/k

 

did i mention to NOT plut fluid back in?

 

But it's ok....she's really hot, so you're off the hook this time! But if you are a racer mike, then you want to save weight, right? So less fluid = less weight! No fluids is even better!!! YEAH!