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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 10:23 PM
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You're not going to win. I personally drive a 5-speed Maxima and my friend has a WS6 with Ram Air. His car is much faster even without considering that it has almost 100lbs+ torque. If you'd like to do some further research, a 0-60 for a WS6 w/o Ram Air is roughly 5.5 seconds. With a Ram Air, I'm sure it's going to be a little faster. A stock Maxima's 0-60 is around 6.6 seconds and an intake alone is not going to take an entire second off your time.
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 10:26 PM
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Originally posted by DaveGrun
sorry, the specs were actually 200 HP and 225 torque. I was looking at the maxima POWER by accident. Acually, the camaro is the exact same car as the buick grand national, NOT the Firebird. My god, you are all so mixed up.
look you fool, how are you getting such stupid numbers after doing research? we are getting numbers from general knowledge and they are still more accurate than your b/s.

you are looking at the 3.8L V-6 that is in the firebird. that is not the same engine that is in the trans am WS6 model. if your friend has a WS6, then he has a 5.7L V-8.

These are F bodies, not G bodies.

if you can't understand this, you might have trouble making it to the finish like of the 1/4 mile track.

you confused a maxima's stats with a trans ams, which just displays the degree of stupidity you bring to this forum.

you have a stock family sedan, stay within your class.
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 10:27 PM
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Re: Re: My stupid friend thinks his car is fast

I was wondering how long it would take before some searched his other posts lol

good find
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 10:31 PM
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 10:34 PM
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not cool

just wasted alot of time
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 10:41 PM
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Originally posted by UTIMaxima
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 10:59 PM
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this is just too funny, a rotory in 2003 by AMG
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 11:11 PM
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Re: Re: My stupid friend thinks his car is fast



LOL...I thought his handle looked familar.
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 11:27 PM
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i think reading this post made me even more stupid than i thought possible...

<<<< W A R N I N G >>>>
READING THIS POST IS UNHEALTHY FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS!!!!
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 11:29 PM
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you just took 5 minutes of my life and i want them back.
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 11:31 PM
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Originally posted by DaveGrun
new mustang srt-10 came out
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HeheI I didn't know ford had SRT-10. So what about Dodge Viper Srt-10.
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 11:42 PM
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This whole thread is hilarious. It's almost like a psychology experiment. DaveGrun is the quintessential troll. Despite the fact that his messages became more and more outlandish, people still didn't realize he was just f-cking around with everyone. Clearly no one could be so ignorant as to believe that V8 Firebirds didn't exist until 2003 or that Pontiac had anything to do with AMG or that AMG ever produced a rotary engine.

If DaveGrun is not jacking around, the only explanation is mental illness.
Old Nov 22, 2002 | 11:51 PM
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Originally posted by GlenH
This whole thread is hilarious. It's almost like a psychology experiment. DaveGrun is the quintessential troll. Despite the fact that his messages became more and more outlandish, people still didn't realize he was just f-cking around with everyone. Clearly no one could be so ignorant as to believe that V8 Firebirds didn't exist until 2003 or that Pontiac had anything to do with AMG or that AMG ever produced a rotary engine.

If DaveGrun is not jacking around, the only explanation is mental illness.
Dave grun is an automotive idiot. I had a 1993 Pontiac Trans Am the first year of the new round body and it was equipped with the v-8 5.7L with a 6-speed. The firebird was the version equipped with the V-6. Moderator please kick this moron off maxima.org and send him to automotiveidiots.org with a recommendation as moderator
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 12:18 AM
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Originally posted by GlenH
This whole thread is hilarious. It's almost like a psychology experiment. DaveGrun is the quintessential troll. Despite the fact that his messages became more and more outlandish, people still didn't realize he was just f-cking around with everyone. Clearly no one could be so ignorant as to believe that V8 Firebirds didn't exist until 2003 or that Pontiac had anything to do with AMG or that AMG ever produced a rotary engine.

If DaveGrun is not jacking around, the only explanation is mental illness.
haha exactly what i wanted to say.. this was the funniest thread i've read in a while
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 12:32 AM
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The WS6 is so underrated, actually all z28/SS's and formula/TA's are underrated. Chevy wants to make the Vette seem much more powerful. But when you start seeing three-digit speeds the Vette will say bye-bye.

I can't believe you guys thought he was serious, I found this thread amusing.
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 02:26 AM
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He must be really ****ing bored.
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 04:59 AM
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DaveGrun let me say this to you as nice as possible....


























your a fukking idoit...seriously go back to school & learn to read so you can read the REAL FACTS...

p.s. i can't believe i read this thread...this guy reminds me of that one link one time i clicked on & the guy kept claiming his Miata was the 'Greatest Sports Car'
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 05:02 AM
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OMG, this *HAS* to be the stupidest thread of all time. This even tops the stupidest threads I've seen on the HonDUH boards. Talk about ignorance!

From www.edmunds.com

98 Pontiac Trans Am



Look familiar??

Performance:

Acceleration (0-60 mph): 5.1 sec.
Braking Distance: 114 ft.
Road Holding Index: 0.87 g
Base Number of Cylinders: 8
Base Engine Size: 5.7 liters
Base Engine Type: V8
Horsepower: 305 hp
Max Horsepower: 5200 rpm
Torque: 335 ft-lbs.
Max Torque: 4000 rpm

Drive Type: RWD
Turning Circle: 37.8 ft.

================

This is a 13 second car in STOCK TRIM.

You are 0wN3d buddy!
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 06:00 AM
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The people who actually put up an argument against this guy are just as stupid as him
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 06:52 AM
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At first I thought this was a dumb post but then I realized what a smart post it is. Davegrun is poking fun at all the people here who think their Maxima is the fastest car on the road. When this BBS started 5 years ago, we gathered here for technical information about cars (mainly maintenance). Now the BBS has turned into "check out my Altezas" and "I just burned a M3." All the moldy oldies here will know exactly what I mean. I still like the BBS, its just not what it used to be.
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 07:22 AM
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Originally posted by Eric L.
At first I thought this was a dumb post but then I realized what a smart post it is. Davegrun is poking fun at all the people here who think their Maxima is the fastest car on the road. When this BBS started 5 years ago, we gathered here for technical information about cars (mainly maintenance). Now the BBS has turned into "check out my Altezas" and "I just burned a M3." All the moldy oldies here will know exactly what I mean. I still like the BBS, its just not what it used to be.
looks like you're the only one that caught on to that
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 07:57 AM
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Hey, I'm one of the oldies and I got fooled too. At first he just seemed way ignorant. Wasn't until things got all outlandish that I realized it. It just looked like one of the typical kids that post here now. I mean, he does have Altezzas...

Originally posted by Eric L.
At first I thought this was a dumb post but then I realized what a smart post it is. Davegrun is poking fun at all the people here who think their Maxima is the fastest car on the road. When this BBS started 5 years ago, we gathered here for technical information about cars (mainly maintenance). Now the BBS has turned into "check out my Altezas" and "I just burned a M3." All the moldy oldies here will know exactly what I mean. I still like the BBS, its just not what it used to be.
Old Nov 23, 2002 | 08:36 AM
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If you people still feel like arguing and thinking this guy is ignorant, please click on this link. http://forums.maxima.org/showthread....73#post1535373
Because obviously you didn't earlier in the thread.
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