The wife's got balls!
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From: Huntsville, TX
The wife's got *****!
OK OK. So it's a bad title choice, but it got your attention. Last night after dinner, the wife pulls up at a stoplight here in town and revs on me! WTF? It's my wife. So I ammuse her. Light goes green, we launch, and I leave her. I get cocky and miss second gear, ooops. Find the gear, she catches up to my door, and from there it's all over. I pull about 2 cars ahead through third and fourth gear, but she won't give up. Hit fifth gear, and finally see her shut it down at about 120! We both shut it down and head to the house. Get home and she's p!ssed! She's p!ssed cause she saw me miss second and claims I was just jackin with her to make her mad. Now she says she's gonna call Budget in the morning and order a Y, B, and hi-Flow cat. Looks like a grudge match coming on.
David
BTW, I'm in the 97 GXE 5-Speed,
She's in the 2K1 SE Auto
David
BTW, I'm in the 97 GXE 5-Speed,
She's in the 2K1 SE Auto
Re: The wife's got *****!
Originally posted by d_warner
OK OK. So it's a bad title choice, but it got your attention. Last night after dinner, the wife pulls up at a stoplight here in town and revs on me! WTF? It's my wife. So I ammuse her. Light goes green, we launch, and I leave her. I get cocky and miss second gear, ooops. Find the gear, she catches up to my door, and from there it's all over. I pull about 2 cars ahead through third and fourth gear, but she won't give up. Hit fifth gear, and finally see her shut it down at about 120! We both shut it down and head to the house. Get home and she's p!ssed! She's p!ssed cause she saw me miss second and claims I was just jackin with her to make her mad. Now she says she's gonna call Budget in the morning and order a Y, B, and hi-Flow cat. Looks like a grudge match coming on.
David
BTW, I'm in the 97 GXE 5-Speed,
She's in the 2K1 SE Auto
OK OK. So it's a bad title choice, but it got your attention. Last night after dinner, the wife pulls up at a stoplight here in town and revs on me! WTF? It's my wife. So I ammuse her. Light goes green, we launch, and I leave her. I get cocky and miss second gear, ooops. Find the gear, she catches up to my door, and from there it's all over. I pull about 2 cars ahead through third and fourth gear, but she won't give up. Hit fifth gear, and finally see her shut it down at about 120! We both shut it down and head to the house. Get home and she's p!ssed! She's p!ssed cause she saw me miss second and claims I was just jackin with her to make her mad. Now she says she's gonna call Budget in the morning and order a Y, B, and hi-Flow cat. Looks like a grudge match coming on.
David
BTW, I'm in the 97 GXE 5-Speed,
She's in the 2K1 SE Auto
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Originally posted by orgasmicNYC
With the mods she is going to get I believe you will lose if you are stock 5speed.
With the mods she is going to get I believe you will lose if you are stock 5speed.
I can see a problem with bills this month!
David
Originally posted by kratz74
Yep your lucky to have an adventurous woman. Pull one of her plug wires, then you'll win.
My neighbors wife is and I take her on cycle rides occassionally. Kind of buugs me that she NEVER gets nervous though.
Yep your lucky to have an adventurous woman. Pull one of her plug wires, then you'll win.
My neighbors wife is and I take her on cycle rides occassionally. Kind of buugs me that she NEVER gets nervous though.
VQ's don't have plug wires
Haha, thats funny D_Warner. When we meet at the Houston Maxima meet, she seemed kind of mad that you were messing up her 2k. Haha, that so funny. she did not seem one bit interested in doing anything with her maxima, haha. Thats got to be the funniest thing. Good luck with her.
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Originally posted by araffio
Do you realize how lucky you are to have a wife like that?
I get yelled at by my girl everytime I order something, or race someone, or stomp on it with her in the car.
Do you realize how lucky you are to have a wife like that?
I get yelled at by my girl everytime I order something, or race someone, or stomp on it with her in the car.
Originally posted by giomontini
wish my wife is the same as far as purchasing mods. but racing... well my wife is down with it, she loves the highways...
wish my wife is the same as far as purchasing mods. but racing... well my wife is down with it, she loves the highways...
She gets annoyed with buying mods and racing, but she is great when it comes to giving mods as gifts
Originally posted by araffio
She gets annoyed with buying mods and racing, but she is great when it comes to giving mods as gifts
She gets annoyed with buying mods and racing, but she is great when it comes to giving mods as gifts
on friday i had to lay down on the cold asphalt to install the grille that i got for her birthday. (she has a new tiburon)
makes me wonder about the rest of the members here...does your significant other support your driving and modding habits?
Whenever we get the chance, my gf road races against me. Her 95 Altima SE 5sp is darn quick compared to my 93 Max SE 5sp. We're both stock, but I got 210k vs her 110k. She knows how to handle her car (she's been to autox w/her 93 Altima 5sp w/suspension mods).
Now that I drive a 97 Max 5sp, stock w/110k, I take her every time in nearly all situations...she wins in wet conditions cuz she's got new 215 wide tires and I got worn 205 crappies.
well, good luck to all you and your significant others!
Jae
Whenever we get the chance, my gf road races against me. Her 95 Altima SE 5sp is darn quick compared to my 93 Max SE 5sp. We're both stock, but I got 210k vs her 110k. She knows how to handle her car (she's been to autox w/her 93 Altima 5sp w/suspension mods).
Now that I drive a 97 Max 5sp, stock w/110k, I take her every time in nearly all situations...she wins in wet conditions cuz she's got new 215 wide tires and I got worn 205 crappies.
well, good luck to all you and your significant others!
Jae
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lol this is really funny...... my girlfriend always tried to race me in her buick....lol i had a 93 auto but i still beat her....before i crashed (not my fault) but its ok cause now i get a 4th gen soon i hope
Just a joke.
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